Complete list of people getting royalties from the Bible:

  1. Esther (had the foresight to close deal in early 300 BC)
  2. King David (leveraged his position to get a profit share, but lost half in torrid affair)
  3. Gutenberg (can’t sell the Bible if it’s not printed)
  4. Donald J. Trump (had idea to sell the Bible for a markup)
  5. Jesus (duh)
  6. Solomon (wrote the book with the most DAUs)

Trump’s Newest Venture? A $60 Bible.