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: Napoleon: there’s something about these type of historical biopics that just can’t clear …

: Napoleon, 2023 there's something about these type of historical biopics that just can't clear the bar. It may have …

: Happy New Maggie Rogers Album Day to all who celebrate (which should be everyone)

: Grey day out– supposed to be getting a storm a bit later.

: Completed a coffee run* this morning! *doing Wordle, Mini Crossword, and Connections in the time it …

: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 12: today is Julie’s birthday and our next door neighbors brought …

: Solar panels took an eclipse-sized hit in production yesterday

: Got a bit lucky with the clouds and the tinted roof of our car that I was able to take some pretty …

: I have pretty vivid memories of learning about eclipses in first grade. It was 1990 and I was …

: Showing Up, 2022 Reichardt has this way of letting her audience in on the joke while completely respecting her …

: Showing Up: Reichardt has this way of letting her audience in on the joke while completely …

: First time at the White House Easter Egg roll on Monday. Kids were weirdly very into the actual egg …

: Ugh, Letterboxd needs to allow five favorite movies on your profile. I keep going back and forth …

: Some of our fall plans are coming a bit more into focus: Julie’s brother confirmed his wedding …

: Constellation, Season 1: I mostly liked this, but I constantly found myself writing a better show in …

: Current Things: April 2024 Currently Reading One of these days I’m going to start reading again. But today is not that …

: The Marvels, 2023 equal parts nonsensical and weird. Weird is good. Nonsensical is not. At least it was under two …

: Plenty of time

: Had a meeting in New Jersey this morning, so yesterday took the NE Regional up to Penn Station and …

: Yesterday was a good day (got to ride the train)

: Complete list of people getting royalties from the Bible: Esther (had the foresight to close deal …

: Tomorrow is the moment of truth: am I courageous enough to wear this Vision Pro on the train?

: Happy Jesus Christ Superstar-listening season to all who celebrate

: To be clear: there’s plenty of blame to go around. Apple probably* could have avoided this if …

: My hot take on US v Apple: the accusations in this case may feel right, but the legal case here is …

: Make sure to plan a vacation from planning your vacation (aka Disney Cruise Check-in Logistics) As I alluded to in a few earlier micro posts, there’s a lot to consider when planning a trip …

: The logistics of this Disney Cruise are next level. There’s three separate registration …

: I’ve learned more about logistics by planning trips to Disney than I have from any class …

: Dune: Part Two, 2024 Sometimes movies transport us to places that just aren’t possible. Other times they shine a light on …

: Dune, 2021 Rewatched before our showing of Part 2 on Friday-- there was a LOT of this movie that I'd forgotten …

: I liked all the best picture nominees this year, but there were three tiers for me: Tier 1: Oppen, …

: It’s time again for my 100% correct ranking of this year’s Oscar best picture nominees: Oppenheimer …

: 2023 Best Picture Nominees RANKED Oppenheimer Anatomy of a Fall The Zone of Interest Killers of the Flower Moon Past Lives …

: The Holdovers, 2023 There are periods of the year where time gets a little hazy. We need those times to find meaning

: Lydia Tár as my fantasy baseball avatar is the kind of energy I’m trying to bring to this …

: Like to be clear, Britt’s speech was written by a bunch of old white dudes. She’s doing her best to …

: I’ve seen enough college forensics to know that Katie Britt will probably get there one day. But …

: Y’all. Joe Biden seems like he’s up for it

: It’s that night of the year where it sounds like helicopters are going to land on my roof

: It’s been a long time since I’ve watched cable news but CNN is on in this waiting room …

: Killers of the Flower Moon, 2023 …it’s the inevitability of it all. There were people to be exploited, so they were.

: Current Things: March 2024 Currently Reading One of these days I’m going to start reading again. But today is not that …

: May December: Haynes always does such a good job of contextualizing sexual power dynamics and its …

: May December, 2023 Haynes always does such a good job of contextualizing sexual power dynamics and its effects on …

: My first thought when I heard about Richard Lewis: I wonder if he ever did put Larry David in his …

: Ten years ago today I left for my most ambitious trip: eleven countries spanning six continents in …

: A New Travel Page I’ve got a new Travel page that I soft launched with February’s ‘Current …

: The Window Traveling scratches a lot of itches for me, but I think the biggest is answering the question, …

: Yesterday was the first day of the year where the solar panels produced more energy than we used. …

: Trying to clear my afternoon to work on something, but it feels like my afternoon is trying to clear …

: At a weird point in my life where I feel like I have less time than I probably actually do. I used …

: The Zone of Interest, 2023 The movie is in the margins. We think of these people as monsters. And they were. But they were also …

: Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Season 1: I’m a sucker for marriage as war allegories, so I think I liked …

: Rick and Morty, Season 7: It’s tough to review entire seasons of shows that aren’t really …

: True Detective, Season 4: While previous seasons have been about masculinity, this one adds …

: My church has jokes

: I ran by an Apple Store earlier today to do a fit test for my Vision Pro and ended up swapping from …

: Hi friends! Looks like Tom Suozzi won the NY-3 election! You’re going to hear from a lot of people …

: Maestro: This was fine. I like the ideas of how identity is complex and who owns it isn’t …

: Maestro, 2023 This was fine. I like the ideas of how identity is complex and who owns it isn't always …

: Past Lives: We’re not fated for things that are obvious. The allure for the other side of …

: Past Lives, 2023 We're not fated for things that are obvious. The allure for the other side of things will always be …

: Did Not Finish: Post-Growth Living by Kate Soper 📚I love the concept: time should be the ultimate …

: A 'New' About Me Page Hello! I’m going to actually try and write an ‘About Me’ page! In the past, I …

: The real moral of Anatomy of a Fall is to not find yourself on trial in France

: Anatomy of a Fall: Even the truth is contextual

: Anatomy of a Fall, 2023 Even the truth is contextual

: I have an Apple Vision Pro scheduled for delivery tomorrow and I've got some feelings Over the past six months I’ve talked myself in and out of buying the Apple Vision Pro more …

: Current Things: February 2024 Currently Reading Post-Growth Living: For an Alternative Hedonsim Currently Watching True …

: Not to continue to flood your timelines with excitement for the Iconfactory’s new Kickstarter, …

: Officially done with the most stressful day of the year (Summer Camp signups)

: I feel like this could have been much more unkind

: Bonjour from Quebec Charlevoix! Last time we were here it didn’t get above zero, but it’s a balmy 20 …

: Fargo, Season 5: …but the food was not food. It was sin. The sins of the rich…but he …

: We’re also circling a West Coast trip in August to visit friends. It’s not yet …

: Julie’s mom wanted to do a family trip for her 75th birthday in April. We needed something …

: Hertz is selling 20,000 EVs so it can buy more gas guzzlers Hertz bought these cars about five …

: Until that ending, I didn’t find The Curse to be that confounding: it was a pretty clear …

: The Curse, Season 1: love lifts us up where we belong

: Reupping this for no reason, no reason at all… forming emotional attachments with giant …

: Sometimes I think about that pivotal scene in Inside Llewyn Davis where he auditions for label execs …

: Wishing one of the DC-area airports had a nonstop flight to Quebec City. Air Canada via Toronto out …

: American Fiction, 2023 there are no satisfying answers

: Poor Things, 2023 the feel good movie of the year from our most notable optimistic filmmaker *checks notes* yorgos …

: Heading back to Quebec Charlevoix at the end of the month for a ski trip. First time we went the …

: 2024-2026 Travel Sketch Spent some time over the past few days sketching out our travel for 2024 and beyond. There’s …

: Congratulations to all of you in text threads with a person who has a Peacock subscription

: Tell me the grandparents are in town without telling me the grandparents are in town

: For All Mankind, Season 4: Whatever complaints I have about this show are always vastly outweighed …

: The Changeling, Season 1: So many ideas– motherhood, fatherhood, working parenthood, the …

: Not sure “let’s cover the earth with a bunch of paint” is the energy that Sherwin …

: I was all set to buy a Vision Pro, but the rollout is giving me some pause. I can justify the …

: The break over the holidays is great. I’m really happy that I can take off the whole time the …

: When I was a kid I never understood that line in It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas, …

: Current Things: January 2024 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: Bottoms, 2023 Drags in the middle, but those first and third acts are about as perfect as they come. I'm always …

: The Killer, 2023 No one is better than David Fincher at these kind specific character studies. Much like Fight Club, …

: We always try and watch two movies on New Year’s Eve, but it’s tough to find two that …

: The HEY calendar walkthrough showed so many good ideas, but not being able to collaborate on …

: Spending the evening solidifying our 2024 travel and sketching out our 2025 travel. I think …

: Does anyone know of a Drafts action for posting to Bluesky? I know I can cross post from micro.blog, …

: Julie took the kids to stay at her sister’s tonight and I created a 32-item todo list to …

: Santa stopped by while I went to refill my drink

: We try and rewatch Tangerine every Christmas Eve. There’s something so comforting in its willingness …

: Tangerine, 2015 If Christmas is a season of hope, it’s important to remember that small acts of kindness shine a …

: The Mothman Prophecies, 2002 Normal Brain: Die Hard is a Christmas movie Big Brain: Gremlins is a Christmas movie Galaxy Brain: …

: No Hard Feelings, 2023 It attempts to be a modern-day The Grduate made with modern sensibilities, but ultimately betrays …

: I liked Geese's first album, but their new-ish one--3D Country-- answers the question of what would …

: This Christmas season, I hope all of you live your life as well as the purple group in Connections

: My dad playing with Lutron Caseta switch I got him for Christmas

: There’s so much that could have gone wrong with the character of Raymond Holt on Brooklyn …

: Started practicing Vale’s lines for this year’s Christmas pageant. She’s playing “Angel #2”— a …

: The Twelvesouth Butterfly came into today and my only concern— whether you could charge the watch or …

: I really like the formatting of the suggestions in the Journal app. My dream would be to format …

: I downloaded the iOS 17.2 RC today to play around with the Journal app and it’s everything I …

: My current travel tech bag set up (with Apple Magic Trackpad for scale) works so well! But …

: I use Anker’s 3-in-1 Cube. It and the HiRise 3 Deluxe are the clear nightstand/desktop …

: I’m a mostly content person…except for when it comes to wireless chargers. This new …

: “I really don’t want to, but I know it’s the right choice!” -Vale Wadlington …

: Current Things: December 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: Wish: I didn’t have a democracy allegory using the Disney canon on my 2023 bingo card, but …

: Wish, 2023 I didn't have a democracy allegory using the Disney canon on my 2023 bingo card, but here we are

: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse: I just absolutely forgot how gorgeous the animation is in these …

: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, 2023 I just absolutely forgot how gorgeous the animation is in these movies. It makes it feel so alive! …

: The Fall of the House Of Usher: So much of the running time was dedicated to each heir’s …

: Loki, Season 2: this did a lot of things that a lot of people wanted, but it didn’t do what I …

: I’ve been like ten times, but I always forget how great the Udvar-Hazy annex of the Smithsonian Air …

: I’m the weirdo in Long Beach who’s walking and not skateboarding

: I’m so damn proud of Kentucky. If you want to understand how Democrats can win red states, Andy …

: Heading to Long Beach for a conference next week where–fair warning– I’m planning …

: Current Things: November 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: Archer, Season 14: I’d stopped watching after the noir season, but picked it back up since …

: Great addition in macOS 14.1: tapbacks at the top of context menus in Messages!

: Coming back from caruso’s

: Alright, alright…I’m going to go beat Tears of the Kingdom right now

: DCPS is off school Thursday and Friday for unknowable reasons, so Julie is taking the kids to see …

: The one promise I can make to all you is that if there is ever mainstream media coverage of …

: One of those days where I had to put a suit on in the morning and still be wearing it in the …

: No One Will Save You: This one’s a weird one. I very much enjoyed it overall, but the ending …

: No One Will Save You, 2023 This one's a weird one. I very much enjoyed it overall, but the ending seems to undercut its main …

: I went from below average cardiovascular health to above average today by turning 40. I’m …

: Great idea out of my home state of Kentucky to address the childcare worker shortage: free childcare …

: Party Down, Season 3: I’ve always been a bit cooler on this show than most (it plays OK …

: They probably could have given us a five minute warning on that test alert

: One of those weeks at work where more and more keeps getting piled on, but I can see actual progress …

: Current Things: October 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: The Atlantis is such a cool venue— multi-level, with a rooftop bar for pre-show drinks. It was …

: El Presidente was such a great experience. The interior is huge and vibe was fun. Reminded me of one …

: Heading to El Presidente to dinner and then to the Atlantis for the Maggie Rogers show because …

: I JUST GOT A TICKET FOR MAGGIE ROGERS AT THE ATLANTIS ON FRIDAY. THIS REQUIRES AN ALL CAPS POST Oh …

: Guardians of the Galaxy, vol 3: This was so much more successful than any of its contemporary Marvel …

: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, 2023 This was so much more successful than any of its contemporary Marvel movies because it was allowed …

: It’s a ‘want’ and not a ‘need’ (and that’s OK!), but I sprung …

: These San Diego uniforms are definitely a choice

: I’d been pretty worried about the Pro Max being too big, but the weight, size, and chassis …

: Testing the iPhone 15 Pro Max camera on the way to the market. I’m not sure how much I’ll use the 5x …

: Olivia Rodrigo’s new album is such an accomplishment. It’s fresh and modern, but clearly …

: forming emotional attachments with giant corporations is a bad idea right? AirPods Pro Gen 2 came out a year ago next week, so this is the time to assess if you need to do any …

: In a completely forgettable year for the Cardinals, it was nice to have the solace of Adam …

: Foundation, Season 2: started out slowly, but ends just as strongly as the first season. It’s …

: Just had my first ‘wow’ moment with the new AirPods Pro software: walked outside and couldn’t figure …

: Seems like there were widespread problems this morning with the iPhone launch. I got in almost …

: One of my favorite days of the year: The Capital Weather Gang’s annual declaration of the end …

: I also walk my kids to school with the Apple Watch Ultra. They left that one out

: if double tap will let me use the new widgets with the siri watch face i will buy a new watch for …

: please whomever introduced olivia rodrigo to music come teach my kids. i will pay you

: I’m not actively looking to upgrade my Apple Watch Ultra, but the current resale values are so good …

: Justified: City Primeval: Picks right up where it left off: a slick, but dirty indictment of our …

: Finally got into Bluesky. Thrilled to have 33% more social feeds to check

: What We Do in the Shadows, Season 5: it just continues to invent more batshit crazy plot lines and …

: The Afterparty, Season 2: that first episode was so bad that I almost didn’t watch more, but …

: Asteroid City: -“I still don’t understand the play.” -“It doesn’t …

: Asteroid City, 2023 - "I still don't understand the play." - "It doesn't matter. Just keep telling the story."

: My extended family were huge parrot heads and I grew up listening to a lot of Jimmy Buffett. This …

: I’m thankful for slow days where I can just think and catch up. They don’t happen often, …

: abstract apple triangle

: Current Things: September 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 16: continues to shine a light on the worst of …

: Congrats to all the kids starting school this week! But extra congrats to all the parents who made …

: I have so many questions about the NYT comparing an economist conference to Cannes Are economists …

: All y’all posting about Hurricane Hillary when all the cool kids are weathering TS Franklin

: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Season 2: continues to be a delight and such a strong reminder that …

: The Righteous Gemstones, Season 3: this show perfectly captures the concept of the wealth gospel …

: Talk to Me, 2022 There’s nothing like the energy of a low-budget horror movie

: Kids are with their grandparents in Kentucky, so it’s time for our annual bike ride around DC …

: Oppenheimer, 2023 There's no way to responsibly wield power. Containment is the best you can hope for

: Barbie, 2023 "To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses, I lost interest anyway"

: Third weekend for Barbie and a completely full theater. Love to see it!

: Today was a good day (i.e., I had some Taco John’s)

: Current Things: August 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: Every time we get through a week in the summer with the kids in camp, I feel like we’re …

: Fellow Siri Watch Face users: watchOS 10 provides no obvious way to access the new widget system, …

: “You seem like you have it all together”, someone tells me as I contemplate how to fit four pizza …

: Season 2 of The Bear was so good, but (trying to avoid spoilers) the Claire character didn’t …

: The Bear, Season 2: together, we’re more than the sum of our parts, but someone needs to …

: We can’t do Barbenheimer until the second week of August. But as a movie-theater apologist, …

: Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One, 2023 If the definition of a perfect movie is absolutely nailing what the filmmakers set out to do, this …

: Mission: Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One: if the definition of a perfect movie is absolutely …

: Full theater for Mission:Impossible. Love to see it

: Happy that the National League got to go business casual for the All-Star Game

: Got tickets over the weekend to the pre-Broadway run of Swept Away. It’s a new musical based …

: I’ll be honest: I didn’t realize that Instagram had an option to just see just the posts …

: Just a reminder to all movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark is under two hours

: The Bear, Season 1: Life is relentless and only each other can help it relent

: Elemental, 2023 I kept waiting for this movie to come into its own, but it never really did. It felt like a rehash …

: Elemental: I kept waiting for this movie to come into its own, but it never really did. It felt like …

: America isn’t perfect and never will be. But the idea of a nation based on shared ideals is …

: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, 2023 I appreciate the movie's rumination on getting older, but I'm not sure enough of it was there to …

: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny: I appreciate the movie’s rumination on getting older, …

: Current Things: July 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, 2023 I think a lot of stuff happened in this movie

: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania: I think a lot of stuff happened in this movie

: hey girl used my daily ration of tweets on you ;) <3 (pls reply back tmrw when I get more)

: Alamo Drafthouse is running a second-month-free deal for their Season Pass (i.e. their version of …

: Silo, Season 1: I’m thrilled that TV has found its way back to high-concept SciFi. Severance …

: I’m extremely fortunate to live in a place (Washington DC) that has free preschool for all …

: I just made my last daycare payment ever! (please clap) If this country was serious about supporting …

: Have three-year old, five-year old, and six-year old birthday parties back-to-back-to-back tomorrow. …

: Obligatory baseball sky picture

: Listening to a bunch of songs I recorded 15 years ago and the thing I’m most impressed with is how …

: Carol Kane should be in every episode of Star Trek

: I’ve loved* everything I’ve read from Cormac McCarthy, but one of my favorite movie …

: Mrs. Davis, Season 1: There’s so many ideas here that range from current events (AI) to …

: I Think You Should Leave, Season 3: in a world that’s becoming less and less comprehensible, …

: But have they tried just getting a giant fan to blow all this smoke out of here?

: I had jury duty scheduled for today, but then was not required to report. I got an insane amount …

: Bummed that Apple didn’t do the detailed release notes for each OS as they normally do. …

: I’m really excited to learn more about the Journal app. In addition to staying private, I hope …

: I’m sure this thing is amazing, but $3500 is one more thing that Vision Pro has got to …

: The biggest cringe of this whole Vision Pro introduction could have been avoided if they had just …

: I’m sure I’ll be more excited about the headset after the WWDC keynote, but right now …

: Ted Lasso, Season 3: the show still hits all the beats you want, but with more seams showing. A …

: Updated because someone forgot to include the new season of “I Think You Should Leave” …

: Current Things: June 2023 Currently Reading I read a book this month! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! …

: Yellowjackets, Season 2: the show remains delightfully uneven and I’m beginning to think …

: Watching the Cards/Royals game this afternoon. A shot of Arlington National Cemetery comes up and …

: Succession, Season 4: there’s always another move to be made

: Another month with the solar panels making more energy than we used. It’s a bit unintuitive, but …

: Paid for two new Mac apps this weekend (upgraded to Mars Edit 5 and lifetime unlock for Photomator …

: This is such a blow to what was a good option for getting to Europe from the U.S. It’s what we used …

: Man, this brings me back to college and drinking a ton of Pepsi to get free iTunes downloads (Last …

: Happy Zelda day to all who celebrate!

: Non-ironically excited about my cross-country flight home today. Not sure when else I’d get five …

: Finished reading: Alexandra Petri’s US History: Important American Documents (I Made Up) by …

: Weirdly enough I’m the only person who brought a book to this ribs joint

: Work trip out west this week— drove through the Mojave Desert today!

: The Mandalorian, season 3: I thought all season that the show just didn’t remember why …

: Currently reading: Alexandra Petri’s US History: Important American Documents (I Made Up) by …

: Not sure how I scored this, but Alexandra Petri’s new book is ready for me to pick up at the …

: Current Things: May 2023 Currently Reading Still nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: It’s that time of year when the solar panels produce more energy than we use! It’s …

: Would love to see this. The convenience of DCA can’t be overstated New coalition pushes for …

: I vastly prefer to work from home than go into the office, but it’s nice to change things up …

: Capitol Hill is a fun* run *objects in mirror may be less fun than they appear

: Ugh, stopped my watch too early and recorded my run at 3.99 instead of 4.00 miles. Definitely not …

: Star Trek: Picard: in a show that exists purely for nostalgic reasons, it finally remembers what we …

: One of these days I’ll remember that it’s Mastodon with two Os instead of Mastadon with …

: Beau is Afraid: it’s not only beau

: Beau Is Afraid, 2023 it’s not only beau

: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever: what an emotional mess of a movie. It wasn’t great at a lot, …

: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, 2022 What an emotional mess of a movie. It wasn't great at a lot, but it deserves a lot of credit for …

: I put bourbon instead of tequila onto the margaritas if you were wondering how today is going

: Hoping for some rain tonight! The solar panels are coated in pollen!

: Ran across someone at work yesterday who has a last name that matches one of my text shortcuts and …

: Sura for Julie’s birthday!

: The Super Mario Bros. Movie: Worth the price of admission for a couple of soulful Jack Black ballads

: The Super Mario Bros. Movie, 2023 Worth the price of admission for a couple of soulful Jack Black ballads

: I like to use my Current Things page as a monthly snapshot of what I’m consuming and the …

: Bumpy ride into STL, storms all day, and the Cards lost bad, but…I got to ride three trains, drink …

: I swear I’m not gonna liveblog this game, but had to let everyone know that Nolan Gorman has Nelly …

: Alright folks, time to shut it down. Simba Cam has won the greatest thing at the ballpark

: First time at Busch since the pandemic. Great to be back!

: My parents had an extra ticket and I found a cheap last-minute fare, so took an early flight to St. …

: Early flight heading to STL

: Oh man, a replica of the old 930 club is opening next month by doing 44 shows this summer for $44 …

: Current Things: April 2023 Currently Reading Still nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: Tetris: if you can suspend an L-shaped block’s worth of disbelief, there’s a lot of fun …

: Tetris, 2023 If you can suspend an L-shaped block's worth of disbelief, there's a lot of fun to be had here

: How it started/how it’s going, etc.

: Yesterday’s Cardinals v. Blue Jays game was fun to watch even though the Cards lost. The new …

: Andor, Season 1: Star Wars has always been so fun that the full impact of the strife between the …

: We found out last night that Jude got into our neighborhood school for (free) Pre-K 3 next year. He …

: Adam Wainwright singing the National anthem is exactly what my day needed

: Happy Opening Day to all that celebrate! May you all beat your pitch clocks and stay out of the …

: Just was assigned the star/best role in the annual Passion play (i.e. Pontius Pilate). Just have to …

: I love the framing of this NY Times article on the three major rule changes MLB is implementing this …

: One of the things I keep turning over in my head about Triangle of Sadness is the idea that it …

: The Kiss from a Rose clue in the NY Times crossword today has led me down a Seal rabbit hole and …

: It’s that time of year! It’s getting warmer, the birds are out, and I swear to myself …

: I love the epic feel of season-long story arcs! But they’re not mutually exclusive with each episode …

: Poker Face, Season 1: this and Star Trek: SNW have made it very obvious how unsatisfying …

: I know they’re completely different-styled shows, but who at Showtime thought that debuting …

: Does anyone know the animator for Apple’s yellow iPhone commercial? (I ask because I get big Bojack …

: The real buzzer beater is if Kentucky can pull this out before Encanto is over

: At this point it would be more efficient for everyone to just send a percentage of my paycheck …

: The Last of Us, Season 1: it’s always nice when shows that give you something to think about are …

: Vale, on the field trip to the National Portrait Gallery this morning: I want to go see the …

: Time to reset the counter on the number of days since a Time Machine backup really saved me

: Oh to grace how great a debtor Daily I’m constrained to be Let Thy goodness like a fetter Bind …

: I think I could have held onto basketball if Kentucky was better, but alas

: I need to do some further thinking as to why, but the pandemic destroyed my affinity for sports …

: This first four thing is dumb. Just expand the field to 128 and let’s see some real chaos

: Thoughts and prayers with Lydia Tár tonight

: As for what will win tonight: I’m not sure anything can stop Everything Everywhere All At …

: Best picture nominees RANKED: TÁR The Banshees of Inisherin The Fabelmans Avatar Everything …

: The Fabelmans: there’s an artifice of movies that allows for more truth than real life

: The Fabelmans, 2022 there's an artifice of movies that allows for more truth than real life

: Cocaine Bear: not sure anyone will buy that this took place in Georgia when we all know it actually …

: Cocaine Bear, 2023 not sure anyone will buy that this took place in Georgia when we all know it actually took place in …

: 🐻 Still need to see one more 2022 movie before Sunday, but have tickets for tonight to see the …

: “Conversational snow” is equally the best and worst thing

: Re: Women Talking I would like to apologize for wrongly attempting to nudge the proceedings, but …

: Women Talking, 2022 here to take the minutes

: Triangle of Sadness, 2022 wealth is a disease that none of us can escape

: Programming note: due to its recent availability on Hulu, Triangle of Sadness will be tonight’s …

: The Banshees of Inisherin: being human is awesome, but hard (but being a donkey is harder) (also, …

: The Banshees of Inisherin, 2022 being human is awesome, but hard  (but being a donkey is harder) (also, the world is a hard place to …

: In related news: movie club this week! On the docket: Tonight: Banshees of Inisherin Tomorrow: The …

: 2023 Best Picture Nominees Ranked TÁR Avatar: The Way of Water Everything Everywhere All at Once Top Gun: Maverick All Quiet …

: Every year the Oscars sneak up on me and I have to knock out like four movies in the last week.

: Current Things: March 2023 Currently Reading Still nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: Two weeks with the Ultra convinced me that targeting 18 hours of battery life for the normal watch …

: If you do anything even moderately battery intensive (e.g. sleep tracking, runs longer than five …

: He’s got a funky style and a cool at ti tooooood Horrified to learn that Elvis Costello …

: Turned on my first Cardinals game of 2023 just in time to see Dylan Carlson hit a bases-clearing …

: A Peroni or two (or three) to end a day on the slopes

: Skiing above the clouds this morning

: So nice of the Alps to bring some east coast skiing here for me

: Oh no these rental ski boots are way more comfortable than my boots

: DC 🚘IAD✈️LHR✈️GVA🚘🇫🇷🚘🇮🇹⛷️

: Does anyone know etiquette for using EV chargers at airport parking garages? I feel bad about …

: All of these positive reviews of the new season of Star Trek: Picard make me feel like Lt. Barclay …

: Sad to hear about Tim McCarver’s death today. His announcing was seldom in the box and that …

: The Apple Watch Ultra is at its lowest price ever on Amazon and my wife is not responding to my text …

: I feel bad about it, but I let my Fantastical subscription lapse. I’ve happily paid the past …

: After what happened to their QZ, we’re all Chiefs fans tonight

: 🍻 Heading out for unlimited pizza and beer at a nearby food hall for the Super Bowl!

: I’m not sure this is that controversial, but we really should have more nationally-observed …

: The absolute best part is in the box: going Kathmandu ✈ Moscow via [checks notes] Seoul. Almost as …

: I mean, how am I not supposed to pay $450 to keep adding to the Flighty passport?

: no YOU’RE going back and adding flights you took ten years ago to Flighty

: Every time I do a month’s subscription to Flighty Pro I try to figure out how it would be …

: God, the swagger of this speech

: 🫣 About to nuke and then rebuild my entire HomeKit setup. Not the way I was planning on spending my …

: 🥓 Having some biscuits and gravy with a side of bacon at Tune Inn

: Y’all need more Tár thoughts, so I’m gonna oblige: Power is a lot like that scene in Back to the …

: I’ll be interested to see how the social aspect pans out, but the utility of Artifact is immediately …

: More (Tár) on Tár: I could keep talking about how deep and layered it is, but it’s also so …

: TÁR, 2022 A perfect inversion of subtext to text and how power is inherently fleeting. This is probably the …

: 🎞️ Incredibles 2/Tár double feature

: Moonlight through the skylight

: One thing that’s really been undersold in the reviews of these new HomePods is how much faster …

: Listen, I’m a simple guy: open up some J space, deliver me some HomePods and I’ll be …

: New HomePods just delivered! Everything is coming up Jordon this morning!

: 💺 J saver space opened on Jude and mine’s flight! Julie, Jordon, Vale, and Jude are finally all on the same flight to Geneva! (With two weeks to spare!) 💺 J saver space opened on Jude and mine’s flight! Julie, Jordon, Vale, and Jude are finally all on …

: With Twitter’s announcement this morning, I guess it’s finally the time to figure out …

: 🎰 Just finished the first episode of Poker Face. Wish it wasn’t stuck in Peacockurgatory

: Current Things: February 2023 Currently Reading Nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: 🛌 Putting off putting Vale to bed

: The Book of Boba Fett: this was pretty forgettable until the Mandolorian showed up. (that spoiler is …

: Extended

: Elvis: Pretty. Good. Movie. Shot. In. Totality. In. About. Three. Second. Takes. (Austin Butler was …

: Elvis, 2022 Pretty. Good. Movie. Shot. In. Totality. In. About. Three. Second. Takes. (Austin Butler was …

: This is the first medium-haul award flight I’ve booked on Star (I usually focused on One World, but …

: Now open up J saver space on that IAD-GVA nonstop, you cowards!!

: United finally opened up J saver space on an IAD-LHR flight (and then onto GVA) that I’d been …

: All Quiet On The Western Front (2022): People are gonna say “oh this part, this part shows how …

: All Quiet on the Western Front, 2022 People are gonna say "oh this part, this part shows how pointless it all is". But it's all parts. …

: Example from inside my brain: what if the second analog stick on the pro controller messes up my …

: I’ve legitimately been sitting here for most of the day in deep consideration of how well my …

: No school tomorrow (don’t get me started…), so taking Vale on a day trip to go skiing. …

: Can’t wait to hear how well a stereo pair of the new HomePods play Baby Shark in spatial audio

: It’s an unfair comparison because Barbarian was a near masterpiece, but it showed how both the …

: I’m harping on The Menu because I think it was really close to being great: the pieces were …

: Expanding a bit on my micro review of the menu: this movie feels deeper than it was. We all know …

: The Menu: Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems …

: The Menu, 2022 Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems (good, but not …

: I’m bummed about Vox laying off Emily St. James. She’s the single person who’s …

: But “recreating what I’m getting from Twitter” requires introspection that …

: I’ve been using NetNewsWire as a Tweetbot replacement and it’s been a fairly seamless …

: Prepping for my first trip to Europe bringing the kids and googling for every article there is on …

: Why are we calling it Dry January instead of Janudry?

: Those of you that run on nearly empty trails: how do you deal with missing out on the best thing …

: Avatar: the way of water needs a mastodon content warning if you have a family

: Avatar: the way of water: totally dependent on your tolerance of earnest. Happy to report I …

: Avatar: The Way of Water, 2022 Totally dependent on your tolerance of earnest. Happy to report I don't have an entire heart of …

: One of Vale’s friends had a birthday party watching Encanto at an old theater and it was just as …

: With Twitter currently denying access to Tweetbot, I decided to try out the official app. How have …

: She-Hulk, Season 1: Tatiana Maslany continues being the greatest actress that I constantly forget …

: Amsterdam: when you spend the last 15 minutes of the movie explaining what happened in the previous …

: Amsterdam, 2022 When you spend the last 15 minutes of the movie explaining what happened in the previous two hours …

: Mythic Quest, Season 3: even in a down season, the central relationship between Poppy and Ian is one …

: McCarthy better wrap it up at 15. No way that Gaetz goes over 17

: ChiKo and C-SPAN

: Current Things: January 2023 Currently Reading The Bayern Agenda by Dan Moren Currently Watching Andor, Season 1 Mythic Quest, …

: Rick and Morty, Season 6: This show continues to be one of the most innovative and deep pieces of …

: West Side Story (2021): I’m not sure we needed a remake of West Side Story, but it was so well …

: West Side Story, 2021 I'm not sure we needed a remake of West Side Story, but it was so well crafted that I'll allow it

: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, 2022 There may have been more efficient ways of marketing this movie besides burning down Twitter

: 🎸 Off to see TSO with my mother in law. Who rescued who?

: That beautiful sound of nickels. Nickels nickels nickels

: 📮 That time of year where living in a city divided into quadrants with streets based on numbers and …

: Related: music.apple.com/us/album/…

: 🎄 Gearing up for holiday party #4 (of 6). Prayers and donations are welcome and appreciated for my …

: I’m focusing on keeping my heart rate low and my breathing steady rather than trying to run faster… …

: Every week I still feel like I’m getting away with something when the kids are in school all …

: What I’ll be really interested in with the Barbie movie is if it plays well to multiple …

: Related: if you nail the tone, you nail the movie

: Does anyone know if the Barbie trailer can win best picture this year and the Barbie movie win best …

: I’m kind of ashamed to say that I’m going to miss the rush you get from watching …

: stop getting my hopes up Frigid air poised to invade U.S. during Christmas week with possible …

: Someone remind me: does two-hour school delay mean mimosas or bloody marys?

: Great Twitter thread here on, well… Twitter. I was trying to write this yesterday, but I couldn’t …

: Whenever it looked like it was going to snow, we’d skim the last-minute ski house listings at …

: Been putting off joining mastodon.social because someone else had the @Jordon handle. Turns out that …

: Finished reading: Nasty, Brutish, and Short by Scott Hershovitz 📚A tour through all the great …

: Fight club>tunnicliff’s>beuchert’s

: Tiki and taco night

: There was an article making the rounds a few weeks ago about how Positano was “the most unpleasant …

: Current Things: December 2022 Currently Reading Nasty, Brutish, and Short by Scott Hershovitz The Bayern Agenda by Dan Moren …

: One really nice feature of the Gen 2 AirPods Pro is the versatility to charge via Lightning, Qi, …

: I don’t have them yet (blame Santa!), but I’m excited about the design and …

: Sometimes I have to figure out if the cause of the dopamine rush was checking a box or doing …

: Atlanta, Season 4: I was going to quip was “so there’s this condition, that’s …

: Julie: who are you texting that picture too? Me: oh ya know, my micro.blog friends

: Consider this your annual reminder that Jingle Jangle is the truth

: Julie took the kids to stay with her sister, so had to head downtown to try the new pizza place

: Happy Thanksgiving! I’m grateful for all you turkeys out there on micro.blog and beyond!

: The Patient (Limited Series): The follow up from the showrunners of The Americans is exactly what …

: Currently reading: Nasty, Brutish, and Short by Scott Hershovitz 📚

: Finished reading: Celebrities for Jesus by Katelyn Beaty 📚 While ostensibly about how the pursuit of …

: ✈ Nonstop flights are the best

: Obligatory Savannah ghost tour. This one gave us tools to find the ghosts ourselves!

: At a highly recommend Edgar Allan Poe themed bar in Savannah. Trying to decide between the Black Cat …

: Taking the ferry to the conference this morning

: Flying to a conference for work this week after also flying last week. Sometimes I miss the days of …

: The new Admirals Club at DCA has a taco bar. I may just stay here for the next four days!

: Weird: The Al Yankovic Story: can confirm, sufficiently weird

: Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, 2022 Can confirm, sufficiently weird

: Elon buys Twitter Elon loses all his money on Twitter Elon loses control of Tesla Teslas get carplay

: 🗽 Happy Veterans Day! I live close enough to the Marine Barracks that I’m currently listening to …

: Hello friends! Today is Election Day in the good ole US of A! I would be grateful for you— yes you!— …

: We honestly could not have asked for better weather for our trip to Kentucky. Warm days perfect for …

: Ending the day with a look at the moon

: This rental house has a Ms. Pac-Man machine and the kids are losing their minds

: Good morning from Lake Barkley, Kentucky

: 🧳 Long weekend off from school, so taking the kids by myself to Kentucky while Julie stays in DC for …

: Babysitter cancelled an hour before we were supposed to leave. Anyone know which Mastodon instance …

: 🌫 Foggy morning the day after a friend’s 40th birthday party is like nature saying “I got your back” …

: Currently reading: Celebrities for Jesus by Katelyn Beaty 📚

: Finished reading: What We Owe the Future by William MacAskill 📚How do you appropriately weigh the …

: The definitive ranking of package deliverers: UPS USPS Honorable mention for sometimes delivering …

: I’ve been playing around with Ulysses as a cross-platform blogging app. Julie wants to write …

: Current Things: November 2022 Currently Reading What We Owe The Future by Will MacAskill Celebrities for Jesus by Katelyn Beaty …

: 🎃 Wrapping up trick ‘r treating

: The biggest part of my personal website that I haven’t quite figured out yet is travel. …

: Slowly but surely whipping my personal website into shape. Love the confluence of things like …

: Barbarian: Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems

: Barbarian, 2022 Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems

: The Nightmare Before Christmas, 1993 Watched on Friday October 28, 2022.

: These ads with Jon Hamm playing Santa Claus give me hope for the world

: Apologies to our favorite Texas-based founder, but go Phils!!

: Happy Halloween to these skeletons riding flamingos and no one else

: Stage Manager on the iPad doesn’t feel poorly designed, it feels punitively designed. …

: The most frustrating thing about Stage Manager on the iPad is that it’s so useful when you …

: I’ve not seen Barbarian yet so maybe he turns out to be a nice guy, but I wouldn’t stay …

: Barbarian coming to HBO Max the weekend before Halloween is a very fortunate turn of events

: 🏃 I'm very grateful to live three blocks from my kids' schools (i.e. I forgot their water bottles …

: LotR: Rings of Power, Season 1: It took a bit too long to get established, but it really felt like …

: There’s a version of the House of the Dragon that focuses less on these characters as pieces …

: House of the Dragon, Season 1: it was fine as these things go, but I watch this show for little else …

: Season 3 of Tuca and Bertie: The season finale took a big swing and (mostly) missed, but it remains …

: Picked up the new iPad Pro today. Overall pretty happy with the upgrade. It would have been nice to …

: 🏌‍♂ Text received! Now for my favorite part: running the "Julie Work Pick Up" shortcut!

: ⏳ Waiting for the text to go pick Julie up at work. Living that one-car lifestyle

: Bluey before school today so mom and dad can have some “us” time (i.e. rotate the …

: …and the Apple Watch is the big winner. Thanks for playing. See y’all for 16.2

: It’s time again to play the game of which Apple device shows the update first

: Today we’re all [checks notes]… Phillies fans? [Rechecks notes] Phillies fans!

: 🌌 Heading to check out the new wing of the Smithsonian Air and Space museum!

: Any volunteers to come keep my kids while I go see the new Martin McDonagh movie?

: It sucks as a Cardinals fan to go out in the first round, but man it’s gotta be worse for these Nats …

: Another fun Peru story: Jen Gentleman (who’s on the Windows engineering team at Microsoft) was …

: Backstory of that fedora on my previous profile picture: I really wanted an “Indiana Jones …

: Retiring a Profile Picture Ten years ago* my friend, Emily, and I hiked the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu and she took what is …

: I’m into the number “fucks” that Taylor throws out in Midnights

: I’d never heard of Zuckerberg describing Twitter as a “clown car that fell into a gold …

: A good motivator for a run: leave 30 minutes before the (probable) iPad announcement

: 👨‍🍳 Too tired to cook so heading to the food hall to pick up pizza (for me) and noodles (for Julie) …

: Update: the kids did indeed sleep

: Men, 2022 It's not subtle, but there's nothing subtle about the subject matter. Always love how there's (at …

: How great would a Mariners/Guardians and Padres/Phils LCS be?

: Little League then a birthday party and then park all afternoon. These kids are sleeping tonight

: 😴 Little League then a birthday party and then park all afternoon. These kids are sleeping tonight

: My neighborhood feels so much like a small town that when I do venture out to some place like …

: 🤧 0/10 cannot recommend having a sick kid

: 🧺 Work work work before picnic picnic picnic

: Currently reading: What We Owe the Future by William MacAskill 📚

: Confess, Fletch, 2022 There's such a huge comedy-shaped hole in recent mainstream movie releases; it's so nice to laugh at …

: Le Dip, finally!

: It’s always funny to me when I go out to the suburbs that every service requires …

: Currently reading: The Bayern Agenda by Dan Moren 📚I’ve been meaning to start this series forever, …

: That being said, I’m not an AppleTV+ Friday Night Baseball hater, but I’m a little bummed that …

: It’s funny how we measure our lives against things like professional sports. Albert Pujols hitting …

: I’m in that very annoying in-between time when you’re like five days away from a book …

: I can’t be the only person who just obsessively cleaned their old AirPods Pro, right?

: Yes, please Apple TV+ lands Vince Gilligan’s new TV project with two season order, starring Rhea …

: Finished reading: Bookish People by Susan Coll 📚Such a fun and clever book that’s way outside what I …

: Vale asked about the plot of E.T. today and I barely made it to Reese’s Pieces before crying

: Three Thousand Years of Longing, 2022 No one understand like George Miller that it’s the wrinkles that make the stories

: Three Thousand Years of Longing: no one understands like George Miller that it’s the wrinkles that …

: One last iPhone 13 Pro selfie

: My kingdom for the Twelve South HiRise 3, but with 15w MagSafe and 5w Apple Watch charging

: There’s always (at least) one thing I take away from Austin Mann’s iPhone reviews and this year’s is …

: It’s a happy coincidence, but a lot of what we have planned this weekend is p-e-r-fect for testing …

: The Up Next queue on the Apple TV app really is an underrated wonder. I love placing everything I …

: This is absolutely wish casting, but I’m hoping the delay of live activities for third-party …

: Thor: Love and Thunder, 2022 One of those movies where you’re on board or you’re not. I like my movies like that

: Everything Everywhere All at Once, 2022 My mom taped me to a chair because of raccoons

: My mom taped me to a chair because of raccoons

: Has anything good ever come from an email with the subject line “Bathrooms”?

: The “Far Out” tagline for the apple event is probably referring to the astral photography feature …

: Hope everyone is ready for that cardinals’ devil magic

: No Thursday is complete without an IAD-BWI flight

: Lining up

: Currently reading: Bookish People by Susan Coll 📚

: Finished reading: Doing Good Better by William MacAskill 📚 I’m sure this book was fairly …

: If you start with the premise that republicans are crooked, but democrats are dumb, there’s …

: Hello from 30K feet where Jude wouldn’t take his nap and the very generous people next to us played …

: My next three flights are leaving out of three different airports. Underrated benefit of living in …

: I’d been dabbling in Raycast, but v5 of Alfred quickly stopped that. Alfred’s new …

: The Northman, 2022 Watched on Sunday August 14, 2022.

: “Hey Siri, Play Roar by Cyndi Lauper” A+ for effort, Vale

: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, 2022 Watched on Saturday August 6, 2022.

: Always nice to beat the yanks and always nice to be on the right side of the story

: Currently reading: Doing Good Better by William MacAskill 📚

: Finally reaching the point where the older kid needs her own iPad, which means younger kid gets one …

: Jude watching the game from (behind) the best seats

: Honestly, I think my biggest hang up with photo sharing is that pretty much every photo I take …

: I’ve posted a few photos to Glass over the past week or so. I’m really liking …

: Nope, 2022 There's a lot here that I've been unable to get out of my head even three days later, but there's …

: go cards

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: Man, I’ve missed walking out of movies listening to people talking about movies

: Now for the sober talk: does this make it less likely that the GOP helps pass contraceptives and …

: Perhaps the funniest thing is how pissy the GOP got: voting against a [checks notes] VETERANS HEALTH …

: McConnell says Senate GOP won’t vote for CHIPS+ if Dems do climate+corp tax hike …

: I’ll be honest: it’s nice to see the Democrats using some of the GOP’s dirty …

: Shout out to the car that just drove by blasting Snow (Hey Oh)

: Last Night in Soho, 2021 Watched on Saturday July 23, 2022.

: The Last Duel, 2021 Watched on Sunday July 10, 2022.

: 11 Days and 36 Hours For a over a week, Julie and I were without the kids. It was a bizarre-o turn into a world where we …

: Always sit on the left side of the plane when flying into DCA

: Fireworks from the National Mall

: We don’t have to deny or overlook pieces of our past in order to celebrate today. Even in a …

: The final part of that chorus goes: We are more than the sum of our parts All these broken bones and …

: There’s a song called “We Americans” off the Avett Brothers latest album that I …

: It’s shameful it’s taken us this long to go to Crazy Aunt Helen’s for brunch

: Crazy Aunt Helen’s.

: LeveL: a small plates lounge.

: It also was 100% the right decision to stay home. I originally booked a solo trip to Helsinki for …

: We’re also very lucky that the kids do well away from us for this long. It’s been fun without them, …

: We’re very lucky that my parents can (and want to!) take the kids for these ten days. It’s been nice …

: Jurassic World Dominion, 2022 Watched on Tuesday June 28, 2022.

: All-Purpose.

: Night 3 sans kiddos and we’re already back to the old ways of hopping on a bike and finding pizza!

: I’ve gotten older and more careful. Which are good things. Except for when they’re not.

: I wish I could get back to writing like I was back then. Dumb tweets about Santa not coming until …

: Just spent a considerable amount of time going down the rabbit hole of all the tweets I imported to …

: Top Gun: Maverick, 2022 Watched on Monday June 27, 2022.

: Inn at Little Washington.

: Top Gun, 1986 Watched on Saturday June 25, 2022.

: Here, we have the halcyon period during which nothing is too good for you and you must be saved and …

: Living up to it’s tagline, The Onion is at it again

: I’m not sure SCOTUS has ever been above politics, but they’re saying the quiet part out …

: You’re going to hear this from much smarter and more cogent people than me, but the lack of …

: You should read the whole thing, but @gruber’s highlights of the dissenting opinion on Dobbs …

: I liked obi wan well enough, but man, does it have zero idea how to do stakes. It feels like the …

: Tell me the kids are staying with their grandparents next week without telling me the kids are …

: Find it a bit hard to believe the prompt going around on Twitter this weekend that the average …

: Glad to see my down-the-street neighbor having my back despite the fact that I couldn’t quiet …

: Not everyday can be a G-man day. But today is and that makes it a good day. Mangialardo’s

: See ya Detroit

: Hour delay has turned into five. Attempts to pace were futile

: Hour delay + Old Forrester is complimentary bourbon at Sky Club= first post-pandemic test of pacing …

: Comerica Park.

: American Coney Island.

: Desk views this morning

: Not a bad view from the top of 700 Penn

: Apologies for all the random posts about sandwiches today! I’ve been trying to figure out Own …

: Stage Manager sure does look like it’d be useful with another portable product that doesn’t run …

: My WWDC wishlist: Apple retcons my decision for the iPad to be my mobile computer as a good one My …

: The Batman, 2022 I'm more writing this review as a test of what this looks like the RSS feed. But I did like this …

: What’s helped me wrap my head around Apple’s AR/VR product is the idea of it as Mac …

: I’ve also been relistening to Lorde’s Solar Power and while it didn’t catch me immediately, somehow …

: I’m not sure what kicked this off, but I’ve been using the past few days to catch up on some albums …

: Vale came home from school the other day excited about her first earthquake drill. “We got to …

: Missed yesterday’s wordle, does this mean I should get a new computer to restart my streak? y/n?

: It will never not be funny when my pastors sign their emails with a ‘+’ at the end of their names …

: The French Dispatch, 2021 Watched on Saturday May 14, 2022.

: I’m literally the most average Wordle player there is (I’ve been playing everyday, but play from my …

: Ghostbusters: Afterlife, 2021 Watched on Saturday May 7, 2022.

: The Many Saints of Newark, 2021 Watched on Saturday April 23, 2022.

: A Modest Proposal Waiting for a Covid vaccine for your under-5 kid? It may take a bit longer.

: The Worst Person in the World, 2021 Watched on Saturday April 16, 2022.

: Licorice Pizza, 2021 Watched on Saturday April 2, 2022.

: Weird issue with the MLB app on the AppleTV 4K: If you’re using a HomePod as the audio source, …

: What a night. [Non-Oscars Edition] I absolutely was not emotionally ready for the Cardinals to sign …

: What a night. [Oscars Edition] I watched Apple win on my AppleTV and listened to the sound through a …

: The Power of the Dog, 2021 Watched on Friday March 25, 2022.

: I struggle with knowing what to and not to write about. I far too often err on the side of not …

: Forever I’ve had a project in Things titled “Blogging Strategy” that’s had …

: Have we settled on whether we’re calling them todos or To-Dos?

: King Richard, 2021 Watched on Saturday March 19, 2022.

: Nightmare Alley, 2021 Watched on Saturday March 5, 2022.

: The King's Man, 2021 Watched on Saturday February 19, 2022.

: CODA, 2021 Watched on Saturday February 12, 2022.

: Bang up job on this one everybody. Real team effort to screw up the messaging this bad. (To be …

: Eternals, 2021 Watched on Saturday February 5, 2022.

: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, 2021 Watched on Saturday January 29, 2022.

: thank god encanto is a good movie

: I can’t believe y’all didn’t tell me that season 3 of bluey was out

: Don't Look Up, 2021 Watched on Saturday January 22, 2022.

: Encanto, 2021 Watched on Saturday January 1, 2022.

: The Matrix Resurrections, 2021 Watched on Friday December 31, 2021.

: Spider-Man: No Way Home, 2021 Watched on Sunday December 26, 2021.

: i’m going to three five-year old birthday parties in the next week AMA

: Luca, 2021 Watched on Thursday November 25, 2021.

: No Time to Die, 2021 Watched on Saturday November 13, 2021.

: Oh no

: Ooohhh 20 minute wait at the dabney

: I’m guessing the Braves would be open to continue trading broken legs for World Series wins

: Dune, 2021 Watched on Saturday October 23, 2021.

: Going to Sam’s Club, want me to pick you up anything?

: Y’all better be careful complaining about that MacBook Pro notch or Apple is going to make the whole …

: The whole country is counting on the Atlanta Braves to save us. What could go wrong?

: Black Widow, 2021 Watched on Saturday October 16, 2021.

: I forgot how laugh out loud funny Succession is

: I think what’s tripping me up the most about iPadOS 15/new macOS Safari tabs is the change in …

: Devil magic is back, baby

: Supervising the solar panel installation

: Contagion, 2011 Watched on Sunday September 12, 2021.

: Cruella, 2021 Watched on Saturday September 11, 2021.

: The Suicide Squad, 2021 Watched on Saturday September 4, 2021.

: i hate spunk

: “Darkness plays funny games. That’s why you keep the fire going all night” As Hikers Vanish, These …

: Who’s ready to play guess which movie Vale watched at summer camp based solely on the …

: A Quiet Place Part II, 2020 Watched on Saturday July 31, 2021.

: No Sudden Move, 2021 Watched on Saturday July 17, 2021.

: In the Heights, 2021 Watched on Monday July 5, 2021.

: Sleeping Beauty, 1959 Watched on Saturday June 19, 2021.

: Raya and the Last Dragon, 2021 Watched on Saturday June 12, 2021.

: Saint Maud, 2019 Watched on Saturday June 5, 2021.

: Sound of Metal, 2019 Watched on Saturday April 24, 2021.

: Minari, 2020 Watched on Thursday April 22, 2021.

: There goes any thought I had about getting a new iPad Apple’s new 12.9-inch iPad Pro won’t work with …

: Still may not happen, but what’s more telling that they’re considering letting iPads run macOS? That …

: The Father, 2020 Watched on Sunday April 18, 2021.

: Mank, 2020 Watched on Thursday April 15, 2021.

: Promising Young Woman, 2020 Watched on Saturday April 10, 2021.

: The Trial of the Chicago 7, 2020 Watched on Thursday April 8, 2021.

: Such a great tribute (and I use the word tribute in the Hunger Games sense) to DCA’s Gate 35X. …

: Godzilla vs. Kong, 2021 Watched on Monday April 5, 2021.

: Nomadland, 2020 Watched on Saturday March 27, 2021.

: It’s just nice to know that there’s a zero percent chance that getting this ship unstuck …

: Was this reminder (set in April 2020!) too optimistic or spot on?

: “Hey Siri, intercom the playroom…” “Shuffling your music in the playroom” “I’m sorry, I’m having …

: Today we’ve poured half a salt shaker and 1/4 pepper shaker into a bowl, made face-down snow angels, …

: Vale and Jude are here for it

: Good morning from Capitol Hill, everyone! Spotted a helicopter over the house this morning, thought …

: Hey folks, getting a lot of texts, so just want to let everyone know that while we obviously live …

: My kingdom to be able to choose pictures to stay downloaded to my phone and iPad

:

: Hi friends! Vale and I went for a walk to get some tomatoes (berries) and lettuce (leaves) for the …

: How I'm watching the election What do I know about elections? Not as much as I’d like! But I needed a cheat sheet for watching, so …

: On the heels of that DoD study from yesterday stating that aircraft ventilation systems are not …

: Also me, still a dummy: you know what I need to do five days before the election? Follow Trump on …

: You, an intelligent person: let’s watch Ted Lasso the week before the election Me, a dummy: …

: This is the third day in a row it’s felt like Friday

: Can’t wait until— ya know— I can actually use this Apple Pay With Express Transit Mode Goes Live for …

: Folks that use the Siri watch face (there are dozens of us! Dozens!) and using smart stacks on the …

: Y’all need to cool it with the paw patrol talk before my two year old realizes it’s something more …

: What the Apple Music algorithm really needs is an “ignore kids music” toggle

: Just got a push notification that my coffee cup has a firmware update. How’s y’alls day …

: Perfect analogy (and some may say the same goes for the very publication that published this in the …

: Orson Welles Marathon Touch of Evil The Lady from Shanghai Citizen Kane The Magnificent Ambersons Othello Mr. …

: Great callback in Rise of Skywalker that I missed the first time: Ben/Kylo: …

: We keep hearing rumors about this upcoming iMac redesign (which I very very much want), but I just …

: Happy Fourth! I’m thankful not that I live in a country that has it all figured out (spoiler: …

: I’m probably imagining this, but it seems like Haptic Touch in HEY is just a tick quicker than …

: I’ve not had time to dig into much of the WWDC announcements, but one thing that strikes me as …

: Hey, at least I brought my DSLR to the hospital for this birth

: Anyone else notice Face ID working almost all the time while wearing a mask?

: Welcome Jude Bayless Wadlington! Mom and baby are doing great!

: Colin Powell says he’s voting for Biden. Other top Republicans may soon follow. Former GOP leaders …

: Alexandra Petri is the best. Trump explains his favorite Bible stories

: Yes! Now go watch Season 1! ‘Tuca & Bertie’ Animated Series Revived at Adult Swim for Season 2

: I have to imagine the reason is that something is happening with iPadOS 14, but why on earth did …

: Ten minutes after being available to purchase, the new iPad Magic Keyboards have already slipped 10 …

: I’ve been thinking a lot about how tracking person-to-person proximity is probably going to be …

: Nice article on my neighborhood in the Post this afternoon: Amid development, Capitol Hill keeps up …

: One hour of playing Animal Crossing on the Switch leads to two hours of playing Animal Crossing in …

: How great would it be if this summer Apple announced that the only new feature is that all current …

: I’m sure most of you have read the Washington Post article on our political and institutional …

: So it’s my first Lent as an Episcopalian, which means learning the whole ropes of this 40 days …

: So, I just deleted all my tweets. Not out of some moral stance on social media (though, I did delete …

: Podcasts are “baseball” and that’s what we listen to on the way to school if …

: wow that all state commercial was a deep cut 30 rock joke

: Number of years I’ve been in DC: 8.5 Number of years Vale has been in DC: 2.5 Number of …

: Back in DC

: How high can the cheese go?

: Selfie with 10% of the passengers on the midnight Chicago to DC flight

: Winter wedding in Indiana

: honestly had no idea that joss whedon and joel cohen had writing credits on the original toy story

: My kingdom to be able to select specific photos to always stay downloaded to my iPad

: (In all seriousness, there’s few movies that are in the Christmas spirit better than …

: A few days late, but finally getting to our annual Christmas viewing of Tangerine!!

: Wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases from our family to yours

: This is such great news. A far cry from a few years ago when WMATA piloted an Apple Pay program and …

: How’s everyone’s day going so far? We’re having a birthday party for bacon

: this ruby tuesday’s music selection is a dmb run away from being described as …

: Big rain and freeze coming today in KY, so had to spend yesterday making sure all the leaves were …

: Good night from Kentucky

: Fun day in KY. Fall is indisputably the best time to be here

: DCA-BNA

: Spending the long weekend in Kentucky before heading down to San Antonio and Austin for the week. …

: our long national nightmare is over tvOS 13.3 adds setting to put back the Up Next queue on the …

: Hello Kentucky friends! Word has it that you have an election today. If I still lived in Kentucky, I …

: From the (brand-spankin' new) family blog, @mcwads: 538

: It’s pretty evident that in low light conditions 1x>2x>.5x on the iPhone 11 Pro, but …

: Few pictures from last night’s Black Keys concert at the Anthem. These are straight (not retouched) …

: It’s been three years since the Cardinals were in the playoffs and after that game it might take me …

: Sundown on the Hill

: I have a Sony RX100 sitting in my Amazon cart. This was finally the year that I was going to pull …

: Ultra wide struggles a bit with dynamic range

: Able to get (most) of the Carnegie Library store in the frame without the pano shot this time

: Ultra wide and wide

: Chinatown crosswalks

: Hopping off at Chinatown

: Changing trains

: Dimly lit metro stations are showing up great

: Light is pretty harsh this time of day, but I can already tell that smart HDR is way better than on …

: Heading back to the Apple Store to pick up the new watch (and see if they have a clear case for …

: For what it’s worth: the titanium Series 5 almost exactly matches the brushed metal on the …

: 10:45am at Apple Carnegie Library. Trying to make the decision between the Stainless Steel and …

: Ugh there was literally only one feature– ONE— that was going to get me to upgrade my …

: Oooh yeah, Sean Baker! Loved the Florida Project and Tangerine is a must-watch Christmas movie every …

: I’ve admittedly been out of the loop for the past few weeks, but it appears that …

: tfw you gotta finish that business deal, but it’s almost lunch

: Neat article on four of DC’s oldest liquor stores, including my neighborhood store: …

: Y’all gotta go to Joshua Tree

: Morning drive through the desert

: Seeing my first dust devil in the Mojave desert

: Lady in Trader Joe’s/my hero: why is everything meatless? I just want normal meat-filled stuff

: Just an absolutely incredible show on the National mall honoring the Apollo 11 moon landing. …

: That article also contains one of my favorite stories about how Hamilton’s daughter, Lauren, found a …

: Google’s tribute to Margaret Hamilton– the woman who developed the software for the …

: In the off chance that you (like me) are an otherwise reasonable person, but are considering putting …

: Great story in the Post today about how a top-secret weather forecast likely saved the lives of the …

: I hope y’all are ready for a week straight of Saturn V pictures

: Saw Spider-Man last night. Also saw no fewer than five people take multiple during-movie selfies.

: Spending the morning sitting in an above ground pool per Florida regulation

: Julie got dressed in DC. I got dressed in South Carolina. But somehow we both ended up in Florida …

: DU-VAL

: These annual building museum exhibits are always some of my favorite of the year

: At the National Building Museum’s annual exhibit. This year, it’s the…

: iPad Pro running the first iPad OS 13 public beta is now permanently stuck on micro.blog. Hardware …

: Disco ball sparkle dress on the way to see Lady Gaga!

: My last refuge in Vegas for 3:2 payouts on blackjacks at $10 tables– New York, New York– …

: LGB

: Hard to believe these photos came through the same window

: Finally my time to shine

: …just when I was thinking about buying an iPad with LTE…

: Reading these System experience preview features makes it sound a lot like 3D touch is going away

: The biggest tell of how poorly HomePod has sold is the pitiful amount of cheers for multi-user …

: Apple is doing a pretty good job of convincing me to never organize photos again

: How many times have the iPad and Mac gone last in a keynote?

: Y’all laugh at the seasonal nature of Apple Watch bands, but Julie and I have least one conversation …

: I genuinely love the graphic style of this year’s WWDC and how it’s being used in the keynote

: Oh man, that iPadOS rumor. Yes, please. That.

: It’s still an hour before the WWDC keynote (and thus all our wishes will still come true). Mine …

: I finally made it down to the Carnegie Library Apple Store this afternoon. Such a great renovation. …

: Putting everything we saw in the GoT finale that happened before the council meeting in the previous …

: Game Thrones (or How a Missing Second Act is Causing Problems) I’ve not read the Song of Fire and Ice books, but I’ve seen a lot of TV and movies, so I …

: “Eat some French fries, then you can have more green beans” is not high on the list of …

: Bonus series finale tie in: I wonder what the You’re the Worst and Veep finales would have …

: One last Veep thought: Jonah-as-Trump may feel a bit obvious, but Jonah isn’t written to …

: I hope everyone is enjoying my slide into only writing about series' finales! Let's not mince words …

: Sad to have missed the Carnegie Library Apple Store opening this morning, but I’ll try and get there …

: Calzone delivery guy: have you all been on vacation? I haven’t seen you in a while Me:

: Quite a baseball sky tonight

: At the Capitol this morning with my mom and dad to meet with one of their former students– Rep …

: Not sure I’m going to be beating this Stand goal anytime soon

: One of the exhibitions at the War Memorial Museuem was a collection of photographs of the war called …

: Good night, Hoi An

: Good morning, Hoi An

: Splurging on our hotel at our second-to-last stop, Hoi An

: Some of these cave swimming pictures are the things of nightmares (you’re welcome for posting)

: At Phong Nha National Park: hiking through the jungle, over the rocks, and into a crevice, to get to …

: Y’all, we did it! We successfully avoided peak pollen season in DC by being 8500 miles away …

: Also, it’s movie night at the Farmstay, so we’ve set up a screen, moved in the …

: seeing the notification of my last message, Julie says: “I wouldn’t say shouldn’t …

: Pictures to come, but can confirm that the types of active excursions I easily did in my 20s, I …

: Out of the city and into the country. Phong Nha Farmstay for the next few days

: Morning cruise on Ha Long Bay

: Good morning, Ha Long

: I’ve got lots of good Ha Long Bay pictures to post, but we got to talking with a group of …

: Letting the Post say it for me this time

: Have to fight the urge not to stop every five minutes and take pictures. Hard to imagine more …

: Xin chao from Vietnam! Leaving Hanoi this morning for the trek up to Ha Long Bay

: Forgot to mention it earlier, but in case y’all were wondering, Cambodia is hot too

: Sunrise over Angkor Wat

: y’all our plane has propellers

: I’m not sure this counts as food, but here we are

: Finding all the Thai street food

: Buddha, reclining

: Y’all. Thailand. It’s hot

: Wat Arun from the Chao Phraya River

: It’s my fourth time here and I’m still as impressed as the first time I set foot in …

: Our seats for the next 18 hours and 45 minutes on the longest commercial flight in the world: Newark …

: Brushing up on our tuba

: If this story from the Verge is accurate and Amazon truly only paid $97 million for Eero, it’s even …

: It was only five short years ago when FX debuted Married. I didn’t watch a single episode. I …

: I’d love to know why Apple is pre-announcing more and more hardware. AirPower is part of this, …

: Here’s a great article with lots of spoilers for everything up to the finale of Crazy …

: Rainy day on the Hill

: Sunset on the Zambezi

: Hot take on Dropbox limiting the free tier to three devices: I get they need to better monetize …

: C’mon Dropbox, that’s a lot of pressure on Apple to implement feature parity on iCloud …

: Ooooh our Singapore to Bangkok aircraft was just switched to a 787. First trip on a Dreamliner and …

: Fingers crossed that the new 12.1.2 AppleTV update fixes my Up Next queue trying to play from …

: Getting a new Mac is a different kind of feeling. Phones, watches, and iPads are fun because so much …

: Nothing like getting a new Mac

: M. Night Shyamalan after finishing the first draft of Glass: “Nailed it!”

: Baby Vale requests that if the government shut down is going to last much longer, that we at least …

: That Hitchcock and Scully origin episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine was the exact amount of weird I …

: Remember the days when I would plan trips eight months out? We arrive in Bangkok three months from …

: Part of me also thinks that the iMac may be the first Mac to get an Apple-designed chip. But I could …

: Really the main hesitation on buying the new Mac mini was the potential for Face ID in the next …

: This new Mac Mini is also somewhat of an indictment of photo editing on the iPad Pro. iPad editing …

: Alright. Ordered a new Mac Mini (3.2GHz i7, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD). Editing photos on my 2015 MacBook …

: Also, I just spared you all a ‘mind-‘bogle’ing’ pun, so you’re welcome

: It’s the nichest of niches, but it’s surprising to me that John Bogle’s passing didn’t …

: Hey Siri, what are some sick burns I can say to my dog

: Getting travel ready

: Early bird does not get the scooter

: Two beers and then walk the aisles on the Acela train. Try it

: …and here’s that travel cable strategy in all its glory

: Oh ya know, just spent the morning trying to come up with a new travel charging cable strategy, as …

: Of course, Baby Vale asked that why— as residents of Washington DC— we have no federal …

: We voted!

: Next time you all see my mom ask her who won in street bible trivia

: People next to us at dinner: “how can New York City continue to fund small theaters in a time when …

: The naming of of the iPhone XS and XS Max is pretty terrible, but I really think Apple considers …

: I was impressed with how easy it was to advocate for the XR, though: same-type screen as your iPhone …

: It’s funny how the narrative of the 5C being not a great phone spread. Enough so that I was …

: How can we be more like John McCain? Figure out what drives your values and then do things to …

: Not sure I can overstate John McCain’s importance to how I think about things politically. I …

: The makeup of the fried rice in my lunch today Rice: duh Carrots: of course Onions: yum Peas: Ok …

: This is what Southwest first class looks like

: Our STL-LAS flight just got pushed back an hours. AMA

: This is what happens when you’re in St. Louis and you get to the airport two hours early

: At 18 hours and 45 minutes long, it’s the longest flight in the world and it’s not even …

: Y’all. Julie just let me book us on that Newark to Singapore nonstop flight

: If this flight coming to DCA is truly en route, Baby Vale would like to know why our departure time …

: Happy that my shirt and pants can clean up for the guy who shaved his beard on the metro

: Commercials shouldn’t be allowed to have crying babies while baby Vale is napping

: Twitter poll: we’re getting a new car in a few days, should the first album we listen to be: …

: tfw you tweet about a ceiling leak before telling your bae, but she’s subscribed to your feed

: You, an ill-informed person: I can’t believe they haven’t picked up your trash, yet Me, …

: The people: Did you really just want to come back to mention that the trash hadn’t been picked …

: Put the trash out on Sunday night and it still hasn’t been picked up. I can almost smell the …

: Y’all mind if I start writing stuff on here again?

: (That movie was Hereditary and thanks to iTunes $5 horror movie sale, I now own It Follows, Let the …

: The best kind of movies are the kind that make you want to go home and watch eight more

: Y’all. I’m about to see 2001 on the biggest screen I’ve ever seen. Like I’m kind of worried that …

: If someone tells you I edited a photo and the black point is <.50, you can tell that person that …

: What’s the point of TV if Brooklyn Nine-Nine isn’t on it?

: Brides!!

: Married!

: It’s only official when you sign

: (That’s right, I have vacations todo items. Didn’t you notice that big ‘3’ badge on Things?)

: Deleting Outlook and replacing it on my home screen with Sunlit is going to be the first todo item …

: 2018-05-03 Buenos Dias from Costa Rica! Starting my two weeks of travel sipping coffee and enjoying …

: What are y’all doing today? I’m watching baby Vale pull up the carpet and lick the bottom of it

: Guy on the metro with his bike sitting in the middle of two seats listening to music without …

: I’m sure there are other examples of an outside force strong-arming an industry, but this …

: Dissertations will be written about that Lorde costume change

: After the 7:30am start time for the 10-mile race this morning, Lorde is really testing us with this …

: how-do-babies-sleep-in-that-position dot tumblr dot com

: I’ve written four paper checks in the past 12 hours. Pretty sure that makes me a CPA now, so …

: Central Park on a gray day

: 9am flight to New York and then a 3pm flight back to DC today. Didn’t even bring a lightning …

: Always have to make sure to install WatchOS updates right after the top of the hour so that you …

: Ha- it’s definitely still Spring Training here. That was Tim who said that, not Al. Guess …

: “You’ve heard of Michelle, my bell? Well this is Marcell and he’s batting cleanup …

: small brain: cubano for lunch big brain: soup for lunch galaxy brain: cubano and soup for lunch

: I’ve posted to Instagram twice in the past 18 months, but I still get spam likes on a ton of …

: Hotel has an iMac running 10.7 and it may as well be in a foreign language. I cannot for the life of …

: Why?, you ask? Well because while everyone is trying to get out of New York, I’m heading to the …

: I’ve booked and then had cancelled more forms of transportation in the past few hours than I have in …

: My parents are currently auditioning for the Baby Boomer version of the next HomePod ad by fighting …

: Definitely didn’t have “104 temperatures” and “Wind Storm” on the …

: That being said, I really want a post TNG/DS9 series. For a franchise that prides itself on being so …

: Those who say Star Trek: Discovery “isn’t the Star Trek you know”: you’re …

: I have a HomePod that is currently playing the Once and Future Carpenter by the Avett Brothers. AMA

: Speaking of Apple, let me talk about an AppleTV feature I love: I just got a text that I should …

: Aaaaaaanyways— that probably should have been a blog post (or at least a threaded conversation), but …

: Apple believes in “openness” as so far as it doesn’t mess with their hardware-selling business. …

: Google and Amazon’s business models may allow you to buy other competing devices—but their …

: Re: This article from The Verge I don’t necessarily disagree with the premise that the HomePod …

: I’ve seen enough movies to know that three black SUVs parked in front of your house is rarely a good …

: First day of daycare and parents already asking us questions we don’t know the answer to. …

: Last run of the day, first black diamond of the day

: High of five degrees out on the ski slopes today. Low of 95 degrees in the hot tub tonight

: Oh man— what are we forgetting for baby’s first five-hour road trip??

: The more I think about the HomePod, the more important AirPlay becomes (and not just because Star …

: Going to see Phantom Thread and then coming home to watch the second half of the Kentucky game. …

: It feels like there should be a gradual increase of happy hour prices rather than just charge you …

: On Sunday, I wanted to watch Star Trek: Discovery, but with my house still full of extended family, …

: Staring down a 3.5 day work week with a big ski trip (and Baby Vale’s first vacation!) at the …

: I almost said to Julie, “I’m going to play a little Stardew Valley and then be up to …

: 1:30pm brunch reservations after a 9am church service means you have to be very careful not to blow …

: Supreme irony I posted what I did right before a movie about basic decency, privilege, and the …

: In the previews for Shape of Water and I’m 90% sure I have a movie talker next to me. Pray for us …

: Fixing Apple Watch's Move Goal I mentioned last week that I was trying to figure out how to fix the Apple Watch’s activity …

: I’ll reconsider getting the HomePod: When the reviews come out When (if!) it ever goes on …

: I successfully resisted the urge to buy a HomePod. Please clap.

: Diamond Beach at Jökulsárlón Glacial Lagoon in Iceland. Lots of ice chunks on a black sand beach. …

: Really happy to get this post on the basics of discounted travel with credit card points out; I get …

: The Five Basics of Credit Card Points and Airline Miles There are three things everyone should know about credit card points and airline miles: This …

: I’m most excited about Shape of Water’s nomination– mainly because I haven’t …

: Mostly happy with at least the list for Academy Award best picture. I’m sure there’s …

: I was excited when the HomePod was announced, but eight months later $350 seems steep for the …

: What a waste when a few perfectly good thunderstorm is forecasted for while you’re asleep

: I really need Dwayne Johnson to find his Die Hard

: It’s such a nice day for a run, I think I’ll stay in and watch football

: What are y’all doing tonight? Julie and I are talking about the Oxford comma

: Red Sparrow is totally going to turn out to be a prequel to the Americans

: What It Means to "Support (My) Family" Julie and I are both lucky enough to work in jobs where we both have Good bosses who support …

: One annoying thing that’s cropped up recently with my AirPods: they’re connecting to my …

: The Matterhorn right after sunset from our hotel room in Zermatt, Switzerland. For all the mountains …

: I’m mostly on board with the iPhone X not showing the battery percentage, I just wish there …

: I can’t decide if I’d rather have several small snow events (like what’s slated …

: On our day off, baby Vale and I decided to watch Community instead of eating Tide Pods

: Day 10 of looking for Qatar Airways business class award space on British Airways website and still …

: One of those days getting things in order so that I can get other things in order tomorrow. Always …

: One major benefit of getting old: when you plan group trips everyone is willing to pay a little …

: You can almost feel the unrest under your feet in New Zealand. There’s so much seismic …

: Since it’s in the news, starting out with one of the places on the New York Times 52 Places to …

: I really want to start posting more pictures from our travels the past few years. Maybe Travel …

: But I’ll give Up Next on the AppleTV this: I just switched my Hulu login and my progress on …

: Up Next on the AppleTV works 90% of the time, but that 10% almost makes it more annoying. It …

: Season 2 of Fortitude was spectacular. It reminded me so much of those early seasons of Lost. Highly …

: Season 2 of Fortitude was spectacular. It reminded me so much of those early seasons of Lost. Highly …

: With the amount of spam calls I get, I truly believe that my phone number must be etched into the …

: With the amount of spam calls I get, I truly believe that my phone number must be etched into the …

: Slightly Out of Reach: t.co/CAmTLDWCi…

: Slightly Out of Reach I’d like to say I’ve been running for years, but it’s probably a bit more accurate …

: I’ve really been trying to integrate @Agiletortoise Drafts app back into my workflow. I just need …

: I’ve really been trying to integrate @Agiletortoise Drafts app back into my workflow. I just …

: Well, I did get cold. But only about two miles into the run, which means I was two miles away from …

: Well, I did get cold. But only about two miles into the run, which means I was two miles away from …

: My gym is only three blocks away, so I usually jog there to warm up, even if it’s single …

: My gym is only three blocks away, so I usually jog there to warm up, even if it’s single …

: When people told me that parenthood meant doing a ton of laundry, I thought they meant a ton of baby …

: When people told me that parenthood meant doing a ton of laundry, I thought they meant a ton of baby …

: Person tuning into Crazy-Ex Girlfriend for the first time last night: “I was on the fence when the …

: Person tuning into Crazy-Ex Girlfriend for the first time last night: “I was on the fence when …

: The Venn diagram of people who watch Fortitude and people who would actually live in an Arctic town …

: The Venn diagram of people who watch Fortitude and people who would actually live in an Arctic town …

: I’ve been getting a ton of questions recently about credit card points and airline miles. I really …

: I’ve been getting a ton of questions recently about credit card points and airline miles. I …

: Just to be clear: I don’t think the Cardinals should or will go to eight years. It’s a Hail Mary …

: Just to be clear: I don’t think the Cardinals should or will go to eight years. It’s a …

: There is zero doubt in my mind that Scott Boras leaked Eric Homser’s 7 year, $147 million offer from …

: There is zero doubt in my mind that Scott Boras leaked Eric Homser’s 7 year, $147 million offer from …

: I’m finally going to finish Buffy the Vampire Slayer tonight. Only twenty years too late

: I’m finally going to finish Buffy the Vampire Slayer tonight. Only twenty years too late

: Happy 10th birthday, baby Bella! Here’s to ten more! t.co/aOCtSys0Z…

: Happy 10th birthday, baby Bella! Here’s to ten more!

: I deserve credit for this too as that I took several flights and lived t.co/5lleFUd5v…

: Looks like @julesmcclure will start with episode 2 t.co/Ttnr270At…

: I took the day off to stay home with Baby Vale and somehow still amassed a 19-item todo list.

: I took the day off to stay home with Baby Vale and somehow still amassed a 19-item todo list.

: Seeing What Sticks: t.co/zQ1JvILxp…

: Seeing What Sticks New Year's gets a bad rap. I think it's because there's plenty of things that are involved with the …

: Food hangovers are the new alcohol hangovers

: Food hangovers are the new alcohol hangovers

: Last year t.co/HlVJWKJvq…

: This year t.co/bYMHYMvnJ…

: This year

: Last year

: Can’t wait to use that sweet phone line surge protection on my new surge protector …

: Can’t wait to use that sweet phone line surge protection on my new surge protector

: Always fun when you call to cancel a flight and you have to explain the cancellation rules to the …

: Always fun when you call to cancel a flight and you have to explain the cancellation rules to the …

: Taking her first flight home t.co/rvnZkT3x4…

: Taking her first flight home

: We’re so proud of Bella’s newest certification t.co/kzG9ykmdg…

: We’re so proud of Bella’s newest certification

: From our family to yours, wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases and easy hangovers in the new year …

: From our family to yours, wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases and easy hangovers in the new year

: Enjoying the last Christmas where I don’t have to hear people ask, “But doesn’t Apple slow down old …

: Enjoying the last Christmas where I don’t have to hear people ask, “But doesn’t Apple …

: Oh man, never tweet at MoviePass support t.co/3ocXU76rc…

: Probably not the best idea we’ve had t.co/85RXHJktk…

: Probably not the best idea we’ve had

: I think $10/month will be “worth it” (whatever that means) with the next Apple Watch (or more …

: I think $10/month will be “worth it” (whatever that means) with the next Apple Watch (or more …

: Seems like there’s a lot of money to be made by a carrier that can: A. Get Apple to unbundle the …

: Seems like there’s a lot of money to be made by a carrier that can: A. Get Apple to unbundle the …

: He didn’t get the two catches t.co/bRnsT3iIF…

: It’s that time of year again when a football player getting two catches means an additional $350 in …

: It’s that time of year again when a football player getting two catches means an additional $350 in …

: I love the HiRise Duet, but I feel like I’m really missing out not going the Qi charging route. …

: I love the HiRise Duet, but I feel like I’m really missing out not going the Qi charging route. …

: I really like Stephen Piscotty, but I can’t tell you how happy it makes me that he was traded to the …

: I really like Stephen Piscotty, but I can’t tell you how happy it makes me that he was traded …

: Two hours until my Last Jedi showing and still haven’t been spoiled. Chances the 201 unread tweets …

: Two hours until my Last Jedi showing and still haven’t been spoiled. Chances the 201 unread …

: This lady on my call who keeps referring to Kentucky as “the Commonwealth of Kentucky”: &lt;110 …

: This lady on my call who keeps referring to Kentucky as “the Commonwealth of Kentucky”: …

: I don’t want to complain too much about this, but… You all know that BLUF emails are how all emails …

: I don’t want to complain too much about this, but… You all know that BLUF emails are how all …

: RT @WaltHickey: have you ever looked at the list of top grossing movies when you exclude all …

: I’m supposed to be coming up with a project schedule for updates to a Systems Inventory list, but …

: I’m supposed to be coming up with a project schedule for updates to a Systems Inventory list, …

: t.co/upz0sCL2d…’s junk mail filter has quietly gotten really good. I can’t remember the last …

: Mail.app’s junk mail filter has quietly gotten really good. I can’t remember the last …

: I mean, my hair is not even that crazy tonight. That lady should catch me at the 7:30am morning walk …

: I mean, my hair is not even that crazy tonight. That lady should catch me at the 7:30am morning walk

: Out taking the dog for a walk. She goes up to random person Rando: “what a good do….wait, you’re the …

: Out taking the dog for a walk. She goes up to random person Rando: “what a good do….wait, …

: Jingle Jangle is the truth t.co/wuEYZq4Xd…

: RT @gruber: How great is Derek Jeter? So great that he’s still the best player on the Yankees.

: The CORRECT ranking of weather: snow»&gt;rain»»»»»»»»sunshine Come at me

: The CORRECT ranking of weather: …

: Brats, Brussels, wine, and fries, in preparation for snow (and for next week) t.co/dziaqDj5x…

: Brats, Brussels, wine, and fries, in preparation for snow (and for next week)

: I mean we’re pretty sure at this point that the only reason the Cardinals are being included in the …

: I mean we’re pretty sure at this point that the only reason the Cardinals are being included …

: Top three most emotional moments thus far: Bringing her home Getting her first passport in the mail …

: Top three most emotional moments thus far: Bringing her home Getting her first passport in the mail …

: Justice League is a lot like a website banner ad: I’m vaguely aware it’s there and slightly annoyed …

: Justice League is a lot like a website banner ad: I’m vaguely aware it’s there and slightly annoyed …

: I’m pretty sure critics haven’t seen the typography in the Murder on the Orient Express ads or they …

: I’m pretty sure critics haven’t seen the typography in the Murder on the Orient Express ads or they …

: If spring cleaning is a deep house cleaning, fall cleaning is a deep computer-file cleaning

: If spring cleaning is a deep house cleaning, fall cleaning is a deep computer-file cleaning

: I used to look for ways to decrease the cost of my Washington Post subscription. On days like today, …

: I used to look for ways to decrease the cost of my Washington Post subscription. On days like today, …

: On Wednesdays, we leave the flash on: t.co/TZvIdMaZP…

: On Wednesdays, we leave the flash on One of these days I’m going to stop talking about the iPhone X camera. Today is not that day. I’ve …

: It’s Wednesday and we didn’t wear pink t.co/WPbsM9HB4…

: It’s Wednesday and we didn’t wear pink

: Face ID on the iPhone X works just as well as expected. Only real complaint is that when it does …

: Face ID on the iPhone X works just as well as expected. Only real complaint is that when it does …

: One more obligatory baby Vale iPhone X Portrait Mode picture. The blur that Apple uses is a bit too …

: One more obligatory baby Vale iPhone X Portrait Mode picture. The blur that Apple uses is a bit too …

: I can’t believe I went this long without a phone that can do Portrait Mode. It’s absolutely …

: I can’t believe I went this long without a phone that can do Portrait Mode. It’s absolutely …

: I made an exception for the kid who said ‘Trick or Trump’

: I made an exception for the kid who said ‘Trick or Trump’

: I have a strict ‘say trick or treat or no candy’ rule

: I have a strict ‘say trick or treat or no candy’ rule

: Apple Store wouldn’t initially load, but once it did, it took three clicks to pre-order the iPhone …

: Apple Store wouldn’t initially load, but once it did, it took three clicks to pre-order the iPhone …

: Love that there’s a team to root for in the World Series

: I was just sitting here thinking, “Ugh, I wish this baseball game would get over so I could play …

: I was just sitting here thinking, “Ugh, I wish this baseball game would get over so I could play …

: I have to stop starting to play Stardew Valley at 10:30 at night

: I have to stop starting to play Stardew Valley at 10:30 at night

: Wasn’t really looking for an answer to the question, “What about nice temperatures, but oppressively …

: Wasn’t really looking for an answer to the question, “What about nice temperatures, but oppressively …

: With the weather as warm as it is, good to have Nationals baseball confirm it’s October

: I was going to originally title that ‘Apple’s WoeS problems’. But I’m not sure I’m ready to head …

: I was going to originally title that ‘Apple’s WoeS problems’. But I’m not sure I’m …

: WatchOS Woes: t.co/h2ZfkItxB…

: WatchOS Woes The biggest dread I have before running nowadays is dealing with the WatchOS 4 music app. Normally …

: 50 unread emails and 14 more todos. That’s doable today, right?

: 50 unread emails and 14 more todos. That’s doable today, right?

: Google which cut of Blade Runner I should watch. Quickly decide to stop computing for a week

: Seems like this gets earlier every year t.co/Lr9Z3B7W3…

: Seems like this gets earlier every year

: Looking forward to repeating the fun in Darren Aronofsky’s messiah!

: Looking forward to repeating the fun in Darren Aronofsky’s messiah!

: Good to see Dropbox updated to take advantage of native Files support on iOS 11. Was worried Apple …

: Good to see Dropbox updated to take advantage of native Files support on iOS 11. Was worried Apple …

: yep t.co/WKIfy7hvP…

: Wish I also had a cool Puerto Rico onesie t.co/BQyKxATBB…

: Wish I also had a cool Puerto Rico onesie

: Yo, @netflix: I get why you don’t want to support Up Next on AppleTV. You should, but I get it. But …

: Yo, @netflix: I get why you don’t want to support Up Next on AppleTV. You should, but I get it. But …

: Pass t.co/XQmSyA1lA…

: This girl owes me a ticket to Logan Lucky t.co/k5IFxpHVe…

: We’ll just buy her a ticket to see Wonder Woman while we see LL t.co/0NHzQ9Tip…

: Straight from the horse’s mouth, y’all t.co/p5iSLFNIt…

: Baby V, gonna need you to go ahead and hold off coming until I see Logan Lucky this weekend

: Baby V, gonna need you to go ahead and hold off coming until I see Logan Lucky this weekend

: Remember when we wanted it to be 2017?

: This app may come in handy t.co/0G3PNTApq…

: Sign of the times: John McCain lives up to his Maverick name by being decent and following the …

: RLRT @SOKYBallCards I can’t believe they’re not playing Mariah Carey’s Toxic

: Wishing I had a big ice couch in DC today t.co/kyQMKzEkD…

: My second favorite thing to yell is “Go Cards!” to tourists in (STL) Cards hats. My favorite to yell …

: I’m glad I don’t hate anything as much as my dog hates the mail man

: I’m glad I don’t hate anything as much as my dog hates the mail man

: My second favorite thing to yell is “Go Cards!” to tourists in (STL) Cards hats. My favorite to yell …

: Wishing I had a big ice couch in DC today

: 12:02pm is a good of time as any to start t.co/iKl1bzdOU…

: Kickstarter is the id of America

: This makes me unreasonably proud t.co/BYNasO8g3…

: Ready for their third bourbon t.co/gpi8K6esj…

: Ready for their third bourbon

: Baby Driver was so good that we’re going to do a Beguiled/Big Sick double feature on Tuesday

: Baby Driver was so good that we’re going to do a Beguiled/Big Sick double feature on Tuesday

: It seems like that the only thing Pitch Perfect 3 is about is how unnecessary Pitch Perfect 3 is.

: It seems like that the only thing Pitch Perfect 3 is about is how unnecessary Pitch Perfect 3 is.

: Mainly because while the iPhone may have literally changed how the world works, work the touch …

: I proceeded to stare at that blue marble and the slide to unlock screen for hours on end.

: I arrive home, slice through the protective wrap, and pull the phone from the box. I power it on and …

: By 6pm, I’m heading home with my new 8GB iPhone.

: At 5pm the doors open and the reps take the first five people, leaving me as the new head of a line …

: The teenager turns him down. The second guy in line does not

: At 4pm, a guy in a suit walks up to the teenager with the first spot in line and offers him a $1000 …

: I honestly don’t even remember what I did to pass that day away. I’m sure I brought my PowerBook 12″ …

: Six people and two iPod Hi-Fis were in line in front of me.

: I tell myself that getting back to the store at 6am for a 5pm release is good enough. At 4:30am, I …

: There were four people in line. I felt OK about my chances of getting both a good night’s sleep and …

: Ten years and one day ago, I drove over to my closest AT&amp;T store to see if I was indeed …

: Dreading a meeting since I didn’t have time to prep for it today. Get to meeting &amp; …

: Dreading a meeting since I didn’t have time to prep for it today. Get to meeting & …

: TGIF

: Hey Siri, can dogs have Easy Cheese?

: Left side takes me to work, right side takes me to Golden Corral t.co/L24Q3DeSf…

: Left side takes me to work, right side takes me to Golden Corral

: Girl picked the air-band episode. Guy was wishy-washy (and was clearly less versed). I’m on team …

: Couple next to us at dinner–clearly on a firstish date– talking about their favorite episode of …

: Couple next to us at dinner–clearly on a firstish date– talking about their favorite …

: Good day for baseball, bad day for the Cards (as expected) t.co/fBBl1bmTd…

: Good day for baseball, bad day for the Cards (as expected)

: RT @LangoschMLB: #STLCards have their first five-home run game since Sept. 27, 2016. Their 11 runs …

: Yeah, it wasn’t tonight’s game t.co/e2Zddcfv9…

: Got seats behind home plate, so we’ll probably be on TV the entire game. Gotta tell @julesmcclure …

: Cards are in Baltimore this weekend and with the way they’re playing, I can only get geared up to go …

: Cards are in Baltimore this weekend and with the way they’re playing, I can only get geared up …

: Twitter followers: what are you supposed to do with a real life book once you’re finished reading …

: I should probably clarify that I have read books before, but I don’t think I’ve ever read one that’s …

: I just bought a book—a real life book with paper and ink. People who see me reading it are going to …

: RT @jwadlington: @julesmcclure said that this wasn’t worthy of Instagram, but I told her it would be …

: Bibimbap for dinner courtesy of @julesmcclure t.co/Dx4rxksU7…

: Bibimbap for dinner courtesy of @julesmcclure

: Funny(?) story: We also had tickets for Tuesday. Theater double booked our reserved seats and gave …

: Wonder Woman. My comprehensive Twitter review: t.co/cEmTJdUWV… Recap of earlier comprehensive …

: Han and Leia t.co/JqzR1eeeb…

: Saw a great movie, drank some bourbon, and just tweeted a lot. AMA

: That’s an Exxon station t.co/dPZhips4a…

: Matheny obviously isn’t to those points, but his willingness to reject modern baseball is killing …

: Shaq at point guard would have been a disaster. Peyton Manning as a defensive lineman would have …

: The problem is that drafting or signing great players is only as effective as how they’re deployed.

: But baseball has changed and the Cardinals have been successful because they’ve been at the …

: Look, Matheny was one of my favorite Cardinals growing up and he would have been an OK manager in …

: I don’t believe that Mozeliak is in trouble (Mo doesn’t either). He’s just trying to appear to …

: RT @vivaelbirdos: If Mozeliak isn’t secure, there’s something deeply wrong with the …

: Wonder Woman review: …

: Let me guess the entire content of said press conference: “NO YOU’RE THE LIAR”

: Also, apparently Twitter failed to inform me that Trump was having a press conference today.

: RT @jwadlington: Dealer: 20 Mike Matheny: Hit Ace M: 21! D: 20 M: Hit 10 D: Bust D:20 M:Hit 5 D:Bust …

: Cardinals fire all the people who have no hand in the current situation. It’s obvious to everyone …

: Cardinals fire all the people who have no hand in the current situation. It’s obvious to …

: Maybe if it started on time… t.co/L6Sga0Fcy…

: “These new millennials don’t know how to walk down the street” – Guy who was also struggling to walk …

: “These new millennials don’t know how to walk down the street” - Guy who was also …

: The best part of 90s RomComs was the unironic use of the Gin Blossoms

: Time to leave DC t.co/Qu9jAGUF4…

: Time to leave DC

: Nice of this plane to have a Nintendo Switch-dedicated tray table t.co/OQQjmlOWm…

: Nice of this plane to have a Nintendo Switch-dedicated tray table

: 10:46am is good a time as any to switch to bourbon (when you’re on your way to Vegas)

: Third Bloody Mary of the day from 30,000 t.co/YgfBCxHTc…

: Third Bloody Mary of the day from 30,000

: Never change, GoGo Wifi t.co/etS0I2cfV…

: Never change, GoGo Wifi

: Exhibit A t.co/6xPPDorEL…

: Not quite sure there’s ever been art that reflects both the wonders and absurdity of life like the …

: Not quite sure there’s ever been art that reflects both the wonders and absurdity of life like …

: Many (Most??) of his turns are not that great, but teenage Jordon would probably argue that …

: James Bond is one of the reasons I love movies. Roger Moore was the reason I got into James Bond.

: About to show my pregnant wife Alien for the first time: great idea or greatest idea?

: About to show my pregnant wife Alien for the first time: great idea or greatest idea?

: Super excited to get to that first todo item on @culturedcode’s newly released Things 3 …

: Discover (finally!) paid out those 10x Apple Pay bonuses from 2015. Would love to know the …

: Discover (finally!) paid out those 10x Apple Pay bonuses from 2015. Would love to know the …

: Breaking out the big guns tonight t.co/8smhF3f2q…

: Pretty sure I’m gonna be able to revisit this tweet often t.co/iKl1bzdOU…

: $5 brunch up charge to celebrate the contributions of our mothers

: $5 brunch up charge to celebrate the contributions of our mothers

: There’s a fine line between “family style” and “buffet” t.co/TWR0nSPF0…

: There’s a fine line between “family style” and “buffet”

: &lt;cat-confused-as-to-why-the-government-penalizes-citizens-and-then-realizing-it’s-easy-revenu …

: Yo, DC folks: what’s this new 10% tax on my Hulu bill all about?

: I refuse to believe that I’m the only person in the world who gets excited at nonstop rain for the …

: I refuse to believe that I’m the only person in the world who gets excited at nonstop rain for …

: Monuments in DC we can all get behind t.co/Xhf6I3yco…

: Monuments in DC we can all get behind

: Pro tip: two bourbons then read the news

: After years of the 140-character limit on Twitter, 280 on micro.blog feels like I’m writing a …

: I’ve had some trouble with the mic on my AirPods and just had them replaced. Interesting that …

: Maybe coinciding with the release of 10.3, but these seem more like backend enhancements on Apple’s …

: Folks with multiple HomeKit switches/lights/etc.: have you noticed a big leap in reliability of your …

: I may have a problem t.co/hzetu46tf…

: Only the Cubs would have a reminder of how much they lose in their championship rings …

: RLRT @julesmcclure oh shit, I may have needed a full bladder

: Probably the best we can hope for is that this movie is directed by the Coen Brothers and not …

: With the game on the line: Is it worse to miss four straight free throws or give up two straight …

: Baseball season

: t.co/dxPvrBlQf… t.co/nhXMhUl1D…

: Iceland has two weather speeds: so nice you want to cry and so snowy/windy that tears are forced …

: Don’t judge me! It took most of you nerds seven years to watch it

: Shameful confession: After about three years, I’m only about halfway through season six on my first …

: That’s how I prefer ‘em, but Moonlight is probably the best of the bunch. Whatever that means. Still …

: Arrival&gt;Manchester by the Sea&gt;La La Land&gt;Moonlight&gt;Hell or High …

: Southern Baptists following what Jesus said (Luke 10:29-37) and standing up for those who need it …

: A Sleepless-Bye Bye Man double feature would probably be the end of movies for me.

: You can text me every 50 minutes all you want AMC, but I’m not gonna go see The Bye Bye Man …

: The lingo of retirement accounts is super intimidating, but in practice it’s pretty easy. I can help …

: Retirement savings in two steps: participate in what your work offers (401k, 403b) and put whatever …

: 40% of their sample is aspiring actors. &lt;hashtag millennials&gt; t.co/67fvJTbP5…

: Probably gonna order a $300 Zelda-playing machine today.

: My biggest complaint about @AppleMusic is how hidden like/dislike are on all platforms. It really …

: Guy on the metro reading the novelization of the movie Batman and Robin. God bless him. …

: Asked the hotel to take off that beer when checking out and they did. Always ask.

: Also, take that my wallet!

: I just went to the hotel minibar, took out a beer, and chugged it. Take that predictability!

: Even the morning after, still can’t quite believe what I just saw. Any hype you’ve heard about …

: So this is happening t.co/tS1hOc7zb…

: Yep t.co/94bGEgl0o…

: Good on @SouthwestAir for extending companion pass options to March 31. Wish it’d have been a day …

: Yo @AppleMusic: appreciate the Christmas music on the new music mix this week. Woulda been nice— ya …

: New MB Pro battery life while editing pictures: 3.5 hours &lt;cat crying after realizing that …

: …and thanks to @SenateMajLdr for taking my call this morning. Always good to let your Senators/Reps …

: If you have concerns or just want to offer support, it’s super low pressure to call your reps! They …

: Thanks to @RandPaul’s office for talking about my concerns today! Disappointed @SenateMajLdr …

: Y’all aren’t tweeting enough. Guess I’m gonna have to go watch Dr. Strange

: OK, caught up. Could everyone tweet more so that I have something to read? t.co/bG49r39FM…

: Could everyone stop tweeting for a few minutes while I try to catch up?

: Coach &lt;crying cat being comforted by empathetic dog emoji&gt;

: Where does second and third on the upgrade list get you on a flight? t.co/5mK25alLb…

: RT @boxcar_fritz: “I feel bad for you.” “I don’t think about you at …

: GaGa’s Joanne is the album that Kings of Leon wants to make. It says a lot that I’m happier that she …

: New custom configured MacBook Pro is officially ordered. Ships Nov 17-25. (was expecting much longer …

: Are we almost to the point in the movie where the two long-time enemies team up to take on the real …

: There is nothing revelatory about Trump’s leaked video, but that makes it no less affecting. This is …

: I believe that our nation is bigger than liberal or conservative, more than the sum of Republican or …

: One more baseball tweet. Ideal scenario: giants over cubs; dodgers over nats; giants over dodgers.

: Basketball season

: RT @vivaelbirdos: I think we have learned a valuable lesson here: if you run away from your problems …

: The cardinals need to just leave St. Louis really quickly

: That f1.8 aperture on the iPhone 7 &lt;cat with heart eyes kissing dog with bone eyes …

: It’s 1/3 of the way there! Just add the ability to swipe to a Now Playing pane and a HomeKit pane

: Biggest watchOS 3 wish: an iOS 10 style control center.

: He’s putting himself in good position to be the lead in the Dewey Crowe spinoff series, though

: Someone needs to tell him that Justified ended last year and they’re not taking any more auditions …

: My biggest question t.co/tfmu69NCq…

: United’s Polaris business class review: &lt;90 emoji&gt; (aka, very good, but still trails …

: Out at Dulles for the unveiling of the new @united business class product, Polaris! …

: Trump announces immigration speech then gets invited to Mexico? Nieto obviously just read that …

: Tweet storm over. Everyone can come out of their bunkers now

: …its subscribers have to not use its service. Is there another business out there that needs to …

: I’ve said this to a lot of people: but as much as I love the service, I’m dubious of its long term …

: If @Moviepass said “we’re raising prices to $45/month but also removing the movie/day limit …

: Here’s the deal with price increases: a portion of @MoviePass base will cancel. So it’s really about …

: Honestly, I get it. $30/month for @MoviePass isn’t sustainable. Especially for someone like me who …

: Wow, @moviepass raised it’s prices 50% (from $30/month to $45/month) with just 15 days notice.

: The CORRECT ranking of Walking Dead Series: Fear the Walking Dead The Walking Dead …

: Fear the Walking Dead &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; The Walking Dead

: On that note, does anyone know if Hulu routinely crops aspect ratios of its movies? M:I:RN was …

: Just a reminder that Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation is great and Rebecca Ferguson is why

: I’m honestly pretty impressed that Drudge and Trump saw The Invitation. t.co/0HAQVLsTk…

: Sausage Party: I’ll take my existential crises with honey mustard, por favor

: Kenton will say it t.co/qc74FmIZN…

: Honestly I’m just liking snapchat more. Which reminds me, follow me on snapchat with either …

: I’m not saying that Instagram’s new algorithmic feed has caused this apathy, but it surely hasn’t …

: I somehow got signed out of my Instagram account three days ago and I’ve been too lazy to sign back …

: Reconsideration line confirmed rejection. They were willing to take off all AU cards, but still over …

: There’s not been any indication the 100K UR bonus is a limited time offer. But feels like it has to …

: Applied for Chase Sapphire Reserve and denied. Most likely due to 5/24. I’ll try again for you soon, …

: Anyone tried applying for the Chase Sapphire Reserve this morning? If approved, were you over 5/24?

: RT @tvoti: Ryan Lochte is a Brad Pitt Coen brothers character who got caught.

: Also, lady at my table staying at 14 every single hand. Make my bourbon a double, please

: 7am in West Virginia and the table minimums are still $15. Who are these people and where do they …

: In West Virginia. At a casino. Where the table minimums are $15. Where a guy just hit on 20. He did …

: No, YOU’RE crying at Pete’s Dragon

: Dealer: 20 Mike Matheny: Hit Ace M: 21! D: 20 M: Hit 10 D: Bust D:20 M:Hit 5 D:Bust D:20 M:Hit 7 …

: Both contestants overbidding on the Showcase is exactly the type of cruel world I’m OK living in

: Triple digit heat index, but here I am walking the dog, catching Pokemon

: In the back alley! In a keg! t.co/7LHkXjYLH… t.co/OX2I7OlTS…

: I’d even stick around if what is now free became $10/year. But lowest point of entry is $35/year? …

: Limit the amount of notes that free accounts can sync or limit to plain text. Limiting devices is …

: …and the changes to the free tier is too punitive. Only syncing to two devices? Isn’t the whole …

: I’m coming around to the idea of subscription pricing, but $35/year for an app as poorly designed as …

: Goodbye, Evernote t.co/2P5enINrz…

: No Game of Thrones spoilers, but @julesmcclure and I in almost the exact spot. …

: ID4Ever: bones are basically fine, but wow, they should have taken those bones and buried them deep …

: All of it. But how is that different from all movies? t.co/EeVYEOBEv…

: So stay tuned to your local Twitter client. 1:45pm showing on Sunday. I promise a one tweet review …

: I’ll keep an open mind blah blah blah, but I’m genuinely excited about seeing something I’m sure …

: But since I bought these tickets so early, I’m getting the full ID4Ever (sticking with that one) …

: Anyway, back to why I’m excited. I see a ton of movies. For the ones I have no innate interest, I …

: To that I say, “What was I supposed to do? Take them to see the Neon Demon?”

: You may say, “Jordon, that was dumb. You didn’t have to wait for the reviews for me to tell you …

: So, I’m pretty excited. I bought tickets to Independence Day: Resurgence before the reviews came out …

: If the NCAA actually cared about the “student” part of student-athlete, shouldn’t they let them stay …

: (TL;DR: Ticketmaster fucked us for a long time. Now we get to fuck them)

: And for those of you who haven’t seen it yet, read the ticketmaster settlement: …

: Yes, I did just retweet a tweet from four years ago.

: And now that 12% convenience fee got me 34 free tickets t.co/cdN84599r…

: So are they gonna call it macOS 11 or macOS 12?

: They ran out of bourbon on AA Flight 759 from Athens to Philadelphia because I drank it all

: This t.co/WE0xNHHPE…

: Book now and beat the crowds: I give it five years before Croatia tops every must-visit travel list

: Dubrovnik from above with @julesmcclure @ Dubrovnik, Croatia t.co/FSywILXH4…

: Current status: watching Game of Thrones where they film Game of Thrones t.co/SSAUPwvYp…

: One of the many times @julesmcclure and I stopped on our way down the Dalmatian Coast! It’s a… …

: Copenhagen does not mess around with their bikes

: As poorly as Admirals Clubs compare to lounges in other parts of the world, at least the one in DCA …

: DCA&gt;JFK&gt;LHR&gt;CPH&gt;MUC&gt;SPU//DBV&gt;ATH&gt;JTR//HER&gt;AT …

: If The Nice Guys flops and leaves theaters before I get back from Europe, I’m gonna unfollow all of …

: “We went to see Zoolander, but we meant to see Zootopia!” 7 year-old in front of me in line, now a …

: Hamilton tickets may or may not be on sale right now (get them for January 11 and see it with …

: New Regal Ballston seats: thumbs up emoji cat giving kisses emoji

: Aftermath @ Capitol Hill t.co/UdS7vfhnp…

: Current status: making emergency juleps

: Happy Oaks! Hope everyone started their Julep’s yesterday

: That’s the church I knew growing up

: Don’t be fooled by the text of that @nytimes tweet. The OpEd from the Southern Baptist Convention’s …

: RT @nytopinion: Racial and ethnic diversity is the future of evangelical churches in America. …

: End of red eyes t.co/meE16eO0e…

: The only proper way to end a trip to Vegas is with a red eye

: Vegas somehow manages to be simultaneously the best and worst place in the world

: Waited in line for two hours to save $20 on a rental car, eating a $5.55 7-11 pizza at a downtown …

: Only in Vegas can you say “Turn left at the topless cabaret” with a straight face …

: Puerto Rico trip report: &lt;cat with heart eyes emoji&gt;

: Swimming our way through Puerto Rican caves @ Río Charco Azul, Almirante Sur, Vega Baja …

: Just after @julesmcclure dried off @ Playa La Esperanza, Manatí t.co/HAWcNMPw3…

: Waterfall swimmin' with @julesmcclure! @ La Mina t.co/ZbLu7cyag…

: why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like

: Buenos Dias from Puerto Rico! Where’s the pork?

: Peaking through on the way to Puerto Rico @ Davidsonville, Maryland t.co/U5ITo1Fyh…

: But you have to promise @mlb to call grand slams Papa Slams until you die t.co/D4COgTVFw…

: Everybody Wants Some!!: Cats shouldn’t be in fridges

: Batman v. Superman: can the Justice League be Amy Adams, Holly Hunter, Gal Gadot, and Diane Lane?

: RT @MLB: Because only a #PapaSlam is big enough for @Bharper3407’s 100th homer. …

: I hope @mlb is getting paid a lot of money to call grand slams Papa Slams. t.co/VrSr2D1kD…

: Sunset in Barcelona @ Sagrada Famllia t.co/Vud1K0MYJ…

: Bubbles @ Barcelona, Spain t.co/kVoD90Cx8…

: And by dinner reservations, I mean leaving the house at 11pm to go eat a shit ton of tapas

: Barcelona. I can get used to your midnight dinner reservations

: Our Catalan hotel for the night is a castle. Oh yeah @ Parador de Cardona t.co/CVzNNjsaP…

: Buenos Dias from Barcelona! Just a quick few days for tapas and cava

: BWI&gt;JFK&gt;BCN&gt;JFK&gt;DCA

: It’s like they knew I was coming! t.co/FSzE5du9r…

: Heading to Barcelona for a few days on Wednesday. Follow me on @Snapchat at jrwadlington for Spanish …

: 91 hours 31 minutes 37 seconds: the time between preorders of the Tesla Model III began &amp; …

: Happy Opening Day! Hope Yadi brings you all the presents you asked for!

: Wonder Exhibit at the #RenwickGallery @ Renwick Gallery t.co/Q6e97p9Tl…

: Just a reminder: saying things that could be true and expecting people to know it’s a joke makes you …

: I’m pretty sure my @swarmapp top categories are the most descriptive thing ever created about me …

: I’m not a Duke conspiracy theorist, but their seeding and bracket placement does not help dissuade …

: However you feel about IU, it didn’t deserve to face UK in the 2nd round. The same is true for UNC …

: What’s fundamentally unfair is that a not-terrible team like Stony Brook gets embarrassed. I even …

: I feel a little bad for UK itself, but since we measure success in Final Four trips we’d have to go …

: Honestly, the more I think about Kentucky being the #4 seed in the East, the more ridiculous it …

: RT @Joe_Gerth: Kentucky for Kentucky weighs in with its interpretation of last week’s …

: Also just in: in NEWS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE METRO SHUTDOWN, Uber begins tests on how high is …

: If that was any pub other than @washingtonpost I wouldn’t believe it. The logistics of closing metro …

: Whhhaaaa? t.co/0mgIOC4Qx…

: Once again @ExpertFlyer comes through for the perfect award availability. Invaluable tool for …

: RT @RogelioDeLaVega: #JaneTheVirgin has been picked up for Season 3!!! That means 22 more episodes …

: Just got off the metro. The tourists. They’re heeeeeerrrrrreeeee

: I just wish he had let people know that it actually decreases battery life! (this drives me crazy …

: What’s everyone doing tonight?

: No room at the inn for these two guys t.co/xRzpJD3gY…

: The good thing about Pitch Perfect being on TV is that you know what you’re gonna do for the next …

: Oh no, Deleware has no liquor tax t.co/x05VyiSHk…

: Delaware shore @ Rehoboth Beach, Delaware t.co/aSKyhKm9K…

: So I’ll just say go see it. Preferably on an off night with as few people in the theater as …

: The problem is that it’s so different from almost everything I’ve ever seen that I can’t say “It’s …

: I’ve been trying to figure out how to suggest people go see the Witch. There’s no lack of good …

: RT @LWhannell: If you like horror, you’ll love The Witch. If you like being irritated, …

: Carter’s got George Lucasitis: his ideas are (mostly) in the right place, but his execution is …

: I do think Chris Carter needs to be involved in future iterations of the series, but he really needs …

: This is a good overview of my biggest problems with the new season t.co/KmFvGlLk0…

: Some really good, some really crazy, and some really bad things in the X-Files revival. Sounds about …

: Terrifying t.co/VxeYF2sZT…

: This is better than the best case scenario t.co/X5i24KvMN…

: 2016 Films I&#039;ve Seen Hail, Caesar! Deadpool The Witch Zootopia 10 Cloverfield Lane Midnight Special The …

: Hail, Caesar!: you know that thing that you want? Go ahead, have it. No, really. Have it. You have …

: Hey, @DDOTDC, is this an appropriate place for plowed snow? @dcist @washingtonpost @washingtonian …

: Snow day! @ United States Capitol t.co/wCuH1X49a…

: Sledding @ United States Capitol t.co/jAFgm44eP…

: Trench run @ Capitol Hill t.co/HJAHQnXXp…

: (Real) Snowy DC Day @ Washington, District of Columbia t.co/jB2N92AFx…

: Measuring the weekend in inches drank @ Washington, District of Columbia t.co/Rs3VZ7obk…

: Remember that these benches in our backyard are 20″ t.co/nDrgoJ7SJ…

: More to come @ Capitol Hill t.co/XsVw6Zfhu…

: Also I’m gonna snapchat this storm. Or at least snap early &amp; forget it later. If that sounds …

: OK, it started again. False alarm. Blizzard still on.

: Guys, the snow stopped.

: That friend is @julesmcclure

: Anyone know the statute of limitations for accidentally not paying for a twelve-pack of beer before …

: RT @capitalweather: We hereby name this winter storm #Snowzilla t.co/hMYcbmGY5… …

: Movie weekend marathon: Brooklyn&gt;Tangerine&gt;World of …

: Can confirm: the Revenant is bear rapeless

: Gonna try and wrap up 2015 movies this weekend. What do I need to see that I haven’t seen?

: I hope that doesn’t set a bad precedent

: I’ve never heard the piece @AlanTheisen is talking about, but beautifully written tweets get …

: RT @AlanTheisen: Each Ligeti étude is a gorgeous nightmare. Aural Escher. A wind-up toy from …

: Comic book folks: what’s the short version for the difference between inhumans and mutants?

: Happy birthday, baby Bella! @ Capitol Hil t.co/XTZYxjtFr…

: The Hateful Eight: there’s ne’er a movie that could not be made better when you add a little Walton …

: In the five minutes before the 70mm showing of Hateful 8 the film nerdery is palpable

: .@julesmcclure made me go get a pedicure. They just pulled out the cheese grater

: The TV introducing the Indiana Jones exhibit at the NatGeo museum has motion smoothing turned on. …

: Florida State have their hearts set on only losing this game by 7

: FINE. Here’s your Mistress America review: screwball comedy without the comedy and screwing. So …

: I guess I saw The Good Dinosaur &amp; Mistress America in there, as well, but I already tweeted …

: Sisters: what would happen if my mom wrote Judd Apatow’s next movie

: Krampus: St. Nick:Krampus::movie’s ending:the rest of it

: The Force Awakens: A New Hope remake at the exact time we needed A New Hope remake

: The Night Before: newest entry to the Christmas movie canon. Better start prepping your grandmother …

: Mockingjay Part 2: I’ll let you know when they stop wandering around the sewers

: Who’s ready for some tweet reviews of the last five movies I’ve seen?

: Y’all. Santa doesn’t come until you finish the bottle of Pappy

: Wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases from our family to yours @ Eddyville, Kentucky …

: TSA Pre-check puppy @ Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport t.co/G2JkAVCzJ…

: Starting to smell like this will be a Pappy Christmas, after all

: The Night Before the Force Awakens double-feature-that -also-describes-when-I’ll-see-the-movies …

: new phone who dis

: “God, the new movie is not going to be as bad as this, is it?” -@julesmcclure watching Episode 2, …

: Live Photos at weddings. &lt;thumbs up emoji&gt;

: On the Jason Heyward news t.co/2hmcwf6SC…

: At least I can #MakeAmericaGreatAgain by drinking while shoveling snow t.co/sPOHTLdaL…

: Wall-E the Good Dinosaur is not, but cmon, it’s still a Pixar movie

: When is the backlash against the Good Dinosaur backlash going to occur?

: Sure, we could be watching Jessica Jones or Master of None, but here we are, watching Phantom …

: Frohe Weihnachten aus München @ Christkindlmarkt München t.co/XxJq2MgP4…

: First things firsts at the Munich Christmas market: gluhwein! @ Christkindlmarkt München …

: Just like the pilgrims had! @ Augustiner Keller t.co/LuOxlXqfd…

: Happy Thanksgiving from Germany! @ Augustiner Keller t.co/xwM3lxkQb…

: Guten tag from Munich! Beer and sausages for days

: Two rooms down, 998 to go @ Palace of the Parliament t.co/CzjdmgU4T…

: Probably wouldn’t rank Romanian weather in the top three types of weather.

: “Where are you Vlad to come and impale all the corrupt politicians” - Fun Old Romanian …

: Buna seara from Romania! Thanks, @lk_whitehead, for picking us up at the airport! Great to see you!

: The Austrian Airlines A320 seat configuration &lt;thumps up emoji&gt;

: RT @Kwoth83: @jwadlington I just love it when the people I meet are efficient!

: Switzerland is one of my favorite places I’ve ever been. Unending mountains topped with snow, nice, …

: We’ve taken four flights on this trip. Zero of those were the flights we originally booked. Fun …

: Ok, I’ll say it. The hardest thing about traveling is avoiding spoilers for shows until you get …

: It seems like your quintessential Swiss town, but Zermatt has so much Italian flavor. Makes sense. …

: … and they refill it when you drink it t.co/swzixSLEc…

: -25 C, 11,000 ft elevation, 30 mph winds at the highest point. Good day for skiing

: RT @julesmcclure: Skiing the Matterhorn. #McWadsDoEurope @ Matterhorn t.co/BJNEox6yn…

: Kleine Matterhorn @ Kleine Mattherhorn 3850 M! t.co/P0a9kjyUz…

: First run! @ Trockener Steg t.co/gcOHB5CLY…

: Matterhorn trying to come out for us @ Kleines Matterhorn t.co/XdcP9t3Ph…

: The Omnia knew how to welcome me to my room in Zermatt @ The Omnia t.co/E9Ixf0Gds…

: Quickly losing the green @ Randa City t.co/pnt3oqc46…

: Taking the train through the Swiss countryside to Zermatt. The first of what I assume will be many,… …

: Who needs Global Entry when you have Swiss efficiency?

: Guten morgen from Zurich! Good to finally be here, fingers crossed on the luggage.

: BWI/DCA&gt;JFK&gt;ZRH/GVA&gt;BRU&gt;OTP&gt;MUC&gt;PHL&gt;DCA

: Non-airplane update postponed to tomorrow. Sorry to break your heart, folks. t.co/ygyRvUr5z…

: This has been your non-airplane travel update for the evening. Stay tuned tomorrow for other …

: Baltimore-Washington Parkway&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;MARC to …

: Wouldn’t just rereleasing it in theaters be cheaper?? t.co/eyQHHn6UQ…

: Thanks to @thepointsguy for having @julesmcclure and I out last night! Fun night of points and …

: The new series I can get behind takes place after all the shows/movies &amp; acknowledges that …

: I get that brand recognition is the reason this new show is happening, but the whole point of the …

: …weren’t obsessed with the past. Blah blah blah modern film/TV are all adapted &amp; not …

: That’s such a misstep. The new movies are basically fine, but they’re not very Star Trek-y. The …

: You just know that this new Star Trek TV series is going to be set in the same universe as the new …

: Bigger news: the actual series or its distribution method? t.co/r3Sa0Civs…

: Anyone have experience using an international SIM in iPhone? Specifically, can I keep my …

: Yeaaaaaaah, I give it two years t.co/hEoVe9A3M…

: Let’s hope not. I’d rather take the 5A than the metro. t.co/72LCTnUJt…

: Watched the Martian today and left thinking humanity can do anything! Then we went and saw Sicario.

: What else are big purses for? t.co/RbRt6qLD4…

: The Martian/Sicario three-words-total-in-both-titles double feature extravaganza!!

: $267 for business class to Barcelona? Yes, please

: RLRT @FargoFX she’s six, not Pol Pot

: Not sure what you’re doing today, but I’m at an abandoned dog track betting on horses.

: First time ever: Google Maps wrong, Apple Maps correct

: 2Joe, 2Farrell: up $20 for the weekend. Cumulative: up $240.

: Especially with Lester’s yips for throwing to first, fewer base runners should benefit the Cubs. …

: Strike zone talk as negative for Cubs drives me crazy. Who’s the better pitcher, Lester or Lackey? …

: Also good luck to Fox Sports 1 and its broadcasting team. Over/under three innings of me watching …

: Good luck to @Beth_Boyd and the @Rangers! Beat those Blue Jays!

: Well, at least there will be one other city rooting for the @Cardinals

: Hope this is true. She was the best part of an already great broadcast. t.co/kEDGAF7uE…

: Will someone book flights for me from Zurich to Bucharest and back to Munich?

: That said, man it’d be great to beat the Cubs in the NLDS. But take this as a compliment, Cubs fans: …

: Here’s what it comes down to: I don’t mind losing to anyone on that list, but the Cubs.

: I’d flip the Dodgers and Mets, but right on. t.co/tM4Q9vALe…

: Worst part about moving: a ton of good movies come out and you don’t have time to see them.

: RT @ClickHole: Our bloated military budget is completely out of touch with our nation’s true needs. …

: RT @voxdotcom: Of course Pope Francis met with Kim Davis. Jesus would have. t.co/tCy2QKcto…

: Closing out @ Busch Stadium t.co/CyneZyJaO…

: Good night. STL win &amp; @JakeParkerBand @awadlington @michaeltturner @BryantheIntern …

: I have workflows for two different notes apps and two different todo apps and I’m not ashamed about …

: RT @TheOnion: Local Girlfriend Always Wants To Do Stuff t.co/aTb0HHmIx… …

: It’s that time of year: leaves are changing, mornings are cool and crisp, and tons of people can’t …

: Best news of the day: Apple-backed iPhone Upgrade Program.

: Adios, DR! Thanks for the great weekend! @ Punta Cana, Dominican Republic t.co/fxiZ4IU1l…

: Buenos Dias from the Dominican Republic! Just a quick weekend trip

: Ricki and the Flash/Man from UNCLE double feature vacation catchup extravaganza today!

: Guys, monsoon season is real.

: Spending the last night of the honeymoon in Hong Kong @ Victoria Harbour t.co/g8sYhRIj2…

: Thus ends me comparing Hong Kong tourist attractions to southern Tennessee tourist traps.

: I had another ‘See Rock City’ Hong Kong comparison, but decided to stop while this hilarious …

: Symphony of Lights: the Ruby Falls of Hong Kong

: Victoria Peak: the Lookout Mountain of Hong Kong

: Neih hou from Hong Kong! Last stop on the trip!

: Goodbye, Maldives. You were unreal @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island t.co/5boYC1GzX…

: Room on the sea @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island t.co/eenIvicou…

: Afternoon drinks at Ithaa, a restaurant that’s completely submerged underwater @ Ithaa …

: Number of Apple Watches spotted at the resort thus far: 7.

: Good night from an over water villa. More to come tomorrow! @ Water Villa - Conrad Maldives Rangali… …

: Easily the most spectacular hotel entrance ever. @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island …

: Water bluer than the sky @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island t.co/FHmO6fKqj…

: Afternoon Drinks with @julesmcclure @ Ithaa t.co/pNIbvMUvt…

: Maldives. Lot’s of bats.

: Menus on iPad 2s? Where are we? 2011? (Just kidding, this place is crazy fancy and all I want to do… …

: Thanks to Moses, Poi Lai, Michael, Nathaniel, and Deborah for taking us to the best place for …

: Always sad to leave a country unsure if you’ll ever be back.

: Guys. The equator. It’s hot.

: Guten tag from Frankfurt! Only a short layover this time, but we’ll be back in a couple of months!

: Look who’s not excited about me calling our honeymoon Round-the-World Trip Vol 2! @ Singapore… …

: Look who’s excited about Round-the-World Trip Vol 2! @ Singapore Airlines Flight 25 …

: All @julesmcclure wants before taking off is a little Krug @ Singapore Airlines Flight 25 …

: DCA&gt;JFK&gt;FRA&gt;SIN&gt;MLE&gt;SIN&gt;HKG&gt;JFK&gt;DCA

: Wow. Google the company no longer exists as a separate entity. Only as wholly-owned subsidiary of …

: Holy Crap t.co/beehHkjad…

: It’ll be a sad day for movies when Tom Cruise is too old to hold his breath underwater for 3+ …

: We’re seeing Book of Mormon and Once this week in DC (I know, I know…), so something other than …

: Scheduled a stopover in NYC on the way to Singapore next weekend. May try and see a matinee show on …

: (watching Uber react to Metro mishaps is my favorite schadenfreude pastime…when I’m not on the …

: Only 2.6x surge pricing today? C’mon Uber, you can do better than that!

: On the positive side: if DC gets the Olympic bid, I’ll know my deadline for moving away. @CurbedDC …

: Listen, I buy most of what he’s selling here, but not his larger extrapolation. He’s pulling …

: His source predicts the Cardinals with the best record t.co/s1rrTB81P… and has them first in …

: Ha! Then who is? t.co/pMsQUy11l…

: …if it’s fake if you’re seeing it? Highly recommended, but believe me when I see it’s one of the …

: It focuses on literally recreating what these people see/feel, so while what they show may not be …

: It’s a spectacular film: a documentary on the terrifying things people with sleep paralysis see when …

: Watched the Nightmare yesterday evening. Didn’t sleep last night, not sure when I’ll sleep again.

: Well, maybe biscuits and gravy…or love.

: Nothing better than award availability coming open to close out the last flight of a big trip

: Pizza in an Uber totally cool, right? Right.

: Theater completely full for Trainwreck 15 minutes before. Much smaller theater than Ant-Man, but …

: Wow…Regal waaaay underestimated demand for Trainwreck. Have added showings since we bought our …

: If great bits a Marvel movie makes, Ant-Man is one of the best.

: Can’t obviously extract too much meaning from just two data points, but different from my …

: Two data points: 1) Trainwreck sold out 20 minutes before it starts. 2) Ant-Man 50% full five …

: Ant-Man/Trainwreck double feature…let’s do it!

: Duh. t.co/pXVtM6Qgh…

: Ha. Only a writing nomination for the Americans and none for Jane the Virgin. Hard to take the Emmys …

: …and they left the two best pitchers on the best pitching staff in baseball in the bullpen.

: Kicking around a Greek Islands trip for next year. Any suggestions on specific islands and amount of …

: This graphic pretty well sums up the quality of the Fox Cubs/Cards broadcast tonight. …

: I love the new Bond movies, but sometimes I really miss the tone of the old ones.

: Small, but kind of cool Bond throwback found in Casino Royale: the watch as a weapon. …

: Inside Out also speaks so much to how we watch movies: as a kid, we get a visceral enjoyment. As we …

: All of that being said, look for Inside Out to either win the Best Picture Oscar or to get shut out …

: …core emotions that the experience becomes universal. Kids (&amp; some adults!) don’t know why …

: …on an original IP. Pixar succeeds where others fail in taking these fundamentally silly concepts …

: Only Pixar could have made Inside Out. The major studios can’t/won’t do animation (and this requires …

: Has there ever been a movie that better represents its studio firing on all cylinders than Inside …

: That being said, as @tvoti and others have mentioned: there’s no rhyme or reason for this, but my …

: Hey, y’all! Hannibal’s canceled, so now’s the time to start watching! t.co/POb7BDuds…

: The Cardinals obviously shouldn’t have hacked the Astros in the first place, but man, what a total …

: Reason #10003424 to have a strong password: the Cardinals will guess your weak-ass password and …

: Yeah, that’s right. I use “we” as the pronoun to refer to my sporting team of choice. Wanna fight …

: As if we weren’t hated enough already. t.co/PwARYapGt…

: The correct ranking of vegetables in my lunch today: Onions&gt;Cherry …

: The correct ranking of books I read while in Myrtle Beach: Station Eleven, the Dark Tower, The …

: Lupita Nyong’o, Aaron Paul, Tye Sheridan, and Timothy Olyphant for the movie, please.

: If it isn’t obvious, I finally finished the Dark Tower. Roland’s journey begins where mine ends, say …

: That probably means I’m better off consuming, analyzing, and critiquing art. Which, I think, can be …

: The Dark Tower made me want to be an artist.

: If you’ve ever wondered what 28 inches of pitch on a row of seats looks like, welcome to Spirit …

: Most difficult thing in travel: packing only a personal item on Spirit Airlines.

: I found out long ago, it’s a long way down, FURY ROAD, FURY ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAD, FURRRRRY …

: Things have whatever meaning we ascribe to them.

: RT @settern: @jwadlington Not possible, sad to say.

: Anyone know how to send an Apple Watch sketch to someone who’s not in your favorites list? // Cc …

: “Fewer”- Stannis Baratheon and me, most days

: That should save some space for your real glances. I find those the most useful, but swiping through …

: Apple Watch trick: set a modular face to use like a glance. I use Utility as my face, but I’m a …

: Happy Oaks, everyone! Make sure to start making your Juleps this morning so that the flavors have …

: My use case: I have to come upstairs to turn on the string lights in my backyard because they’re …

: Guess who’s buying one of these MT @jwadlington: I get the smart thermostats, scales, lights…but I …

: Heading out t.co/eHN1XBRe4…

: The pinnacle of @SouthwestAir flying: the exit row t.co/rALBRYmrY…

: Non-TSA precheck lines are terrifying.

: RT @NateSilver538: Kris Bryant is the Cubs' most can’t-miss prospect since 4-time Cy Young …

: Is access to handoff from the application switcher new in iOS 8.3? Just noticed it today. …

: Unfriended/Ex Machina double feature, let’s do it.

: Doing that is way easier (and more intuitive) than opening the editing tools, making the changes, …

: I asked one of them why and they said it was to crop the picture the way they wanted it before …

: Interesting thing I’ve been seeing: people sending iPhone screenshots of pictures they took rather …

: Does anyone have a site they use to look up movie times across different chains? Something akin to …

: I’m probably in the minority on this, but I like the colored title bars on the new Office 2016 for …

: RT @notnek: We dug coal together.

: It’s always nice when a show you think you know can surprise you with an ending that’s unexpected, …

: Justified was one of those shows that I would have loved whether or not it was any good.

: Cherry Blossoms @ Tidal Basin t.co/udsca1eaB…

: …and that was after being pretty sold on getting the 38. After wearing a Pebble for the better part …

: 42mm Stainless Steel with Black Classic Buckle

: The correct ranking of seasons: …

: I’m at Lucas Oil Stadium - @indy2018bid for Wisconsin Badgers vs Kentucky Wildcats in …

: Beer in Indy #bbn @ Yats on Mass t.co/lepAD1Crw…

: Final Four flight: MSU fans no showed; Wisc. fans too nice for their own good; Duke fans keep …

: Good showing from Wisconsin fans on this flight, but BBN wins again

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Senator Robert Menendez — possibly corrupt, definitely bad at using AmEx reward …

: Yep. I loved it. But, some I saw it with weren’t as sold because it wasn’t as scary as they thought …

: Even if I ever never figure out what It Follows is saying, it works on such a visceral level, that …

: Even the day, after I’ll catch myself with a pit in my stomach; just the very palpable sense that at …

: So, It Follows. Has there ever been a movie with more dread in every scene? Every piece of dialogue? …

: Alright, It Follows, let’s do this

: Not much humility there at all. RT @TinyTimmons @jwadlington @gruber #humblebrag

: For the record, I nailed Apple Watch pricing almost exactly. Cc @gruber t.co/J8ItdP8Tv…

: April Fools! It’s April Fools’ and not April Fool’s! Also “jokes”, not “joke”. #aprilfools

: Only two April Fool’s “joke” in my Twitter timeline thus far. Great job, everyone. Keep up the good …

: RT @moryan: #TheAmericans has been renewed for a fourth season. Hooray! 🗽🇨🇳🇺🇸💯🔥👨

: Like the idea of Periscope, but not quite sure how often I’d use it. Would be cool to use abroad, …

: LIVE on #Periscope: Norwegian wood t.co/h9kUFcLGN…

: LIVE on #Periscope: Murder in the City t.co/I4Fm1vgoB…

: Tonight’s tweets have been brought to you by me wanting to go to sleep.

: Biggest accomplishment: Kentucky winning by 40+ or me staying up to watch it?

: Totally ok to go to bed at halftime if you’re up 30, right?

: True fans win money on their teams and then get sleep RT @TinyTimmons @jwadlington true fans watch …

: Ok, Kentucky covered. time to go to bed.

: Can confirm: Cabin in the Woods, still a good movie.

: Saturday night ruined by the person who gave Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt fewer than five stars. …

: I’m editing a file using the Word for Mac beta running on One Drive for Business beta running on the …

: I had some thoughts on Apple Watch in general, and also what it means for travel specifically: …

: Here’s the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt theme song, for those interested: t.co/nKE7xoEZk… (via …

: It’s a good thing Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is funny because I’d have to watch it over and over …

: Getting my Apple event chicken! RT @notnek: Heading out to get my Apple event burrito. +@jwadlington …

: One of the best carryon luggage out there is 25% off today: t.co/EbXQMxA3x… Just bought …

: I’m not sure how a movie like Kingsman gets made, but I look forward to reading the many a …

: RT @voxdotcom: Star Trek is great, and Leonard Nimoy’s Spock was the greatest thing about it …

: Here’s to another two years, @southwestair! t.co/OjVm5VEyI…

: Digging out at @snowshoemtn this morning. Worth it for the 15 inches of fresh powder! @ Snowshoe… …

: 2015 Films I&#039;ve Seen Jupiter Ascending Kingsman: The Secret Service It Follows Unfriended Ex Machina Maggie …

: Jupiter Ascending: what a mess. But man, no one does spectacle like Wachowskis.

: With your parents. Your mom loves James Spader. RT @AlanTheisen: Don’t watch 50 Shades. Watch …

: Uhhhh… RT @breakingbytes Samsung advises customers to avoid discussing personal information in front …

: RT @johnfidler: So the new Ghostbusters film will feature women. It doesn’t sit right with me, …

: Triple feature tonight: Horrible Bosses 2 (shut up, I liked the first one), Whiplash, What We Do in …

: Yeah…January 2015 is the first month since October 2012 that I haven’t had at least one flight. This …

: Yeah, now that I live on Capitol Hill, I can’t hear the State of the Union on my TV over all …

: Man, I hope Raylan’s actually pouring Blanton’s out of that bottle.

: Booked for ski season in Switzerland! Who’s with me? MT @FrequentMiler Amazing USAir Availability …

: Favorite Films of 2013 Yeah, I'm a year late on this. Her Short Term 12 Gravity 12 Years a Slave The World's End …

: What do they talk about at the halftime of Louisville games? Kentucky, of course.

: Look on the bright side, at least we can all keep hating Oscar nominations for another year.

: At least the temperature went up 10 degrees from morning skiing @ Snowshoe Ski Resort …

: That’s what I want from any prediction: mostly accurate with a review of what went right, what went …

: That means @capitalweather often spends much of those reviews talking about what they got wrong and …

: I always look forward to @capitalweather’s review of their forecast post-storm because they’re not …

: Trick question: neither are apparently bound by space or time

: What’s taking longer: Roland’s quest for the Dark Tower or me reading it?

: I understand the smart thermostats, the WiFi scales, the wirelessly controlled lights…but I don’t …

: Snow day out the bedroom windows t.co/k36EMdb7T…

: OK, part two, now clear the house.

: Annie: not as bad as reviews are saying. The Interview: not as bad as reviews are saying.

: I should probably mention that @backblaze link I tweeted out is my referral link, so we’ll both get …

: You should get @backblaze. $5/month gives you unlimited backup &amp; it’s stupid easy to use. …

: Perils of new technology: Retina iMac crapped out. Apple (of course) replaced it, but thank goodness …

: Have a great Christmas, everyone! t.co/e9eJgzQSn…

: Looking back, Closer was just OK, but it’s important to me. If Ebert made me realize I loved movies, …

: Closer was the first movie I saw that didn’t fall into my normal viewing habits. It made me realize …

: RLRT Jen: Brandy Sucks.

: Sorry, @julesmcclure RT @ClickHole: 8 Ways Your Life Isn’t Like Harry Potter t.co/JCqFKLFI0… …

: I’ve been informed by my wife that I’m both a “nerd” and “paranoid”. She’s a nerd and paranoid.

: Tense moments(/days) when you buy a new computer and have both your initial local and initial …

: Most companies would see that and change or risk losing customers. But because Comcast has a legal …

: Comcast is just set up to where one person can tell you one thing, but it has absolutely no bearing …

: That’s not really being lied to. It’s more of an institutional lie. Individuals want to do good, but …

: I honestly think that the Comcast reps on the phone/chat and the technician who say they’ll be here …

: What is Comcast’s real problem? It’s easy to say that they just lie to their customers because they …

: Moving in DC is a nightmare because it means dealing with Comcast. Three times they were supposed to …

: Uhhh…I need to watch Twin Peaks. RT @emilynussbaum: YEP. t.co/lM5DiDQuK…

: First flight of the day @ Schlafly Tap Room t.co/NYh33la02…

: Or maybe that tweet just did.

: Daily cleanings from @julesmcclure and mine’s new Roomba, Buddy, has revealed to us and the world …

: Anyone been using the Yosemite OS X beta? Feel like it may be time to install it with iOS 8’s …

: Lady at wedding rehearsal dinner was asking if I thought she got a good deal. RT @bengaskins: …

: Currently on minute 20 of a conversation about a $22,000 jade horse statue.

: Just saw Ghostbusters in a movie theater. Just wanted to let you all know it’s pretty good.

: Caves @ Gran Cenote, Tulum t.co/Difid2gIc…

: Tulum @ Zona Arqueologica de Tulum t.co/cCtNTffdb…

: I’m in Mexico. I love Mexico. Just preparing you all for the pictures.

: Buenos Dias from Tortuga Bay @ Playa Tortuga t.co/iaLQ16u89…

: RT @justinrocket: Pro tip from @ClickHole: When you sense someone might be about to mug you, mug …

: RLRT @julesmcclure let’s start a cover band! Wine tasting guy: Dream big

: A big thanks to Ed and @USAirways for the upgrade to first on the way to @julesmcclure and mine’s …

: Lego Movie/Willow Creek double feature….Let’s do this!

: A Most Wanted Man and Boyhood double feature this weekend. Both excellent in completely opposite …

: Was Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s last recorded line on film “FUUUUUUUUCK”? If so, fitting ending, PSH. …

: Plus, remember how awesome this poster was? t.co/0MmLWpoGc… There’s about 45 other images in …

: I can’t remember the last time the big triumphant moment in a blockbuster felt so conflicted, as if …

: Movie of the summer: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

: It’s obviously the antithesis of the show, but the shortened (12 hour) season really helped. Some …

: 24 review: remember what made 24 awesome? It took, a four-year hiatus, but so did the writers. May …

: Alright Snowpiercer, let’s do this (@ AMC Loews Shirlington 7) t.co/zbINcynUg…

: The cardinals season in one play.

: You go through U.S. customs before you leave Aruba. First time I’ve seen this. Anywhere else that …

: Westerly winds @ Arashi Beach t.co/uEbAA85Gj…

: Rough week @ Natural Pool Aruba t.co/IjyzpYBCI…

: Bon Bini to Aruba! View from the room for the week! @ Oranjestad, Aruba t.co/VVuEkSv2Z…

: Third day of Southwest flying international: long lines, but doing what they can to get folks …

: I get the feeling that Leftovers is Damon Lindelof working out his Lost frustrations. I mean that in …

: Also, please let it debut in the fall. The world has been a worse place without Community Christmas …

: Great news about Community, but perhaps what’s most interesting is the distribution model. Does a …

: RT @tvoti: Community has been renewed for 13 episodes by Yahoo, but you knew that already.

: I was literally reading this article on @SouthwestAir’s late-flight reputation when my SWA flight …

: Congrats to the newest KY Colonels, @julesmcclure &amp; @michaeltturner! Big thanks to Rep. …

: Let’s make it happen! MT @McClurePhD Q: What do you wish for the future of research? A: More …

: RT @OnionSports: Report: John Calipari Offered Cavaliers $20 Million To Leave Him Alone …

: Standalones sound better than original recipe MT @IMDb Chronicle director Josh Frank to direct a …

: Thanks for the points advice, @mint, but I’m on top of it. t.co/3iFhsgdaq…

: Afternoon at St. Peter’s Basilca @ Basilica Di San Pietro Citta Di Vaticano …

: Breakfast on the terrace of our Roman apartment! @ Via del Babuino t.co/GFO7ufzx2…

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Our favorite map app for traveling abroad is free today. Download it here (for …

: RLRT @julesmcclure I don’t care how much I like to watch people die, it’s too hot out here.

: Holes to heaven @ Pantheon t.co/2hWTFHF40…

: RT @Kwoth83: Shoutout to @TinyTimmons, he’s pretty good guy and ladies, he’s single! …

: Good morning from the Roman forum and Palatine hill! @ Foro Romano t.co/vQ3aY8Ta3…

: Good idea. Can’t get any points from tossing coins! RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington Throw in your …

: No coins to throw, hope that means we can still come back! @ Fontana di Trevi t.co/wk5N50ahp…

: Ciao from Roma! Lots of delays and a long flight, but we’ve (finally) made it!

: Look who didn’t get denied to board this time! @ John F. Kennedy airport …

: Thanks to the great folks at americanair for the free drinks! They’re why we may make this …

: Current currency @ Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport t.co/Z7upf8qgu…

: RT @tvoti: Your opinions are not that interesting. The reasoning of your unique brain that read a …

: Funny that I tweet that when the title of the last episode of Fargo was Buridan’s Ass. …

: Exercise in false dichotomy: I like Fargo better than True Detective.

: PSA: @FireworksPizza in Clarendon now has a brunch buffet. Repeat: you can get all you can eat Fire …

: RT @FilmCritHULK: THE OLDER HULK GETS, THE MORE MIND-BOGGLING IT IS THAT PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON MADE …

: Yes, please. MT @mattsinger Jonny Greenwood will be playing THERE WILL BE BLOOD score live at …

: Flights of Fancy @ The Pub at the Monte Carlo t.co/4SoPvdtmg…

: You should. @julesmcclure won $50 playing this morning! RT @Kwoth83: Kinda wanna go play black jack …

: Welcome to the Vegas airport @ McCarran International Airport t.co/Pf41Nuz3q…

: I always forget the hassle of BWI over DCA. Ready for @southwestair to fly out of National!

: Thanks for four incredible years (and one really weird one), Community.

: And just like that, Hannibal becomes Bryan Fuller’s longest running show.

: Now will you please watch? RT @TVbytheNumbers: ‘Hannibal’ Renewed by NBC for Third …

: RT @JayBilas: Former Kentucky star Jodie Meeks will graduate from UK this weekend, further …

: Happy Oaks, everyone!

: That’s @julesmcclure and I that are getting married, not me and Twitter folks.

: We’ll, since @julesmcclure put it on Facebook, I should probably tell my real friends here on …

: Sad that the thing that may surprise me the most about this Donald Sterling ordeal is that David …

: RT @marcoarment: What a huge surprise: the modern FCC does what’s best for the massive corporations …

: I’d really like to try Burger King’s satisfries, but then I’d have to say it out loud.

: RLRT @julesmcclure do you put your ears under your hat? t.co/sq8GfFQ8U…

: Wow.

: Man, how often does this happen? Not sure there’s a better night. #stlcards #kentucky …

: Woodford for me. Better not be Crown and Coke, @Kwoth83.

: What bourbon are we drinking tonight? #bbn

: Around the World trip’s most impressive number: 53 episodes of TV to catch up with. Not even …

: I know how it happened. MT @Cam_Crazie Not really sure how this happens, but Cubs player wore the …

: The Relative Future 17, 15, 13, 10, 9.75, 8, 7, 6, 1 hours ahead of Washington DC. I literally spent the entirety of …

: …and look who was here at the airport to greet us, @julesmcclure!! t.co/cLEVqBFgJ…

: These two guys just made it all the way around the world! @ Ronald Reagan Washington National …

: I missed you too, U.S. Spambot! RT @TRufujei: @jwadlington t.co/ru2DLtigU… #T68jhqu

: Hello from the U.S.! Good to be home! @ Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport (ATL) …

: A little tango before we leave Buenos Aires! @ Caminito t.co/duocNtE51…

: AFD would work if we had a culture that understood subtle irony, parody, or satire. It’s like a Two …

: Coming up with stories that you say are real, that probably could be real, does not make me a fool …

: Last night of doing laundry in a sink! @ Apart Montserrat t.co/tR5Q51KVd…

: That’s a winner

: Not Carlos Martinez, that’s for sure.

: Wow. Who failed worse that inning?

: Not disputable: best week in sports. #FinalFour #OpeningDay

: Happy @MLB #OpeningDay from Buenos Aires! Since we’re an hour ahead we get all the games …

: Listening to Argentine Revolutionary Bands in celebration of the Final Four! #bbn #kentucky @ …

: RT @DavidThomasGray: .@DoveMenCare I’m mostly rooting for some unsolicited branded social …

: Argentine steak: you can cut it with a spoon! @ La Brigada t.co/ydZ5XTRpL…

: Anybody know a bar in Argentina that’s playing the Kentucky-Louisville game? @KySportsRadio

: Buenos Dias from Buenos Aires! Last stop on the trip!

: Parisian Old Fashioned @ Trianon Palace t.co/chjsyW1xD…

: Had to at least get one while I was here. t.co/7oOpyTmhs…

: Bonjour from Paris! t.co/bPYLj3QEW…

: Iran wasn’t anything like I expected: t.co/gUW5EcbDG…

: No one in Madagascar is going to sleep tonight because of my screaming. #bbn

: Just successfully got a French person to say burrbun and versells.

: Well, I only got pooped on by one lemur. #bucketlist @ Vakomo t.co/H3O4ColRD…

: Salama from Madagascar! No lemur sightings, but we’re off today to find some!

: Sandwich on the steps of the Pantheon. On to Madagascar tomorrow! @ Panthéon t.co/9rEph21OS…

: Four world billiards championships between this Iranian team. t.co/RWurTaBDw…

: This place is starting to feel like home. (@ 인천국제공항 (Incheon International Airport - ICN) w/ 9 …

: I had an opportunity to get to know him when I lived in Tallahassee. The only reason I’m not totally …

: For those that haven’t heard, Governor Askew of Florida passed away this week. He was proof that …

: Found the Himalayan Bank AmEx gold card on Kathmandu. Wonder what the sign-up bonus is? …

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: We weren’t there long, but Sydney provided a nice contrast from New Zealand. …

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Never been to New Zealand and want to look at some pictures to pretend like you …

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Wellington t.co/UAsr692nA…

: Landslide blocks the road from Thimpu to Paro. Just have to wait for it to be cleared. @ Paro, …

: Oh, you know…just sitting in Bhutan, booking flights to Nashville, San Francisco and Cancun.

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Taupo, Napier, and Palmerston North t.co/PBqWEoobg…

: Kuzoozangpo La! Just made a fly by of Mt Everest on our way to Bhutan! @ Bhutan …

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Rotorua and the Volcanic Valley t.co/rtWJ5UsRF…

: Namaste from Kathmandu with our welcome flowers! @ Stair Case @ Stupa House t.co/VJyrYxTVZ…

: Namaste! Made it to Kathmandu! Sipping welcome tea with @michaeltturner

: Bodes well @ 타임스퀘어 (Times Square) t.co/A02YtBXpS…

: 안녕하세요, made it to Seoul (for 14 hours, at least). Let’s see if we can find @cheaptalk

: RT @michaeltturner: @jwadlington working hard on a new post as the sun rises over Sydney Harbour. …

: G’day! Made it to Sydney! t.co/eJLsYNSA6…

: Kia Ora, New Zealand! We’ll be back! t.co/TvROj2L3T…

: Beers and brats on the Wellington waterfront @ Wellington Waterfront t.co/qrUWFRMey…

: Staying off @ The Peak t.co/UNub2ooeW…

: New Zealand rite of passage: stuck behind a logging truck t.co/kMb8VaE85…

: Good thing we’re not locals @ Waikite Valley Thermal Pools t.co/q2WVUjJgR…

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: On the road and Waitomo Caves t.co/ndAcuT2sD…

: Well, at least someone is happy to be in the car. t.co/QEzhqeRQJ…

: Been in New Zealand for three days and have only been butted by a goat twice. #blessed

: Breakfast at the Hilton Auckland, right on the Waitemata Harbour! t.co/a5pUuYup1…

: Look who finally made it to Auckland: @michaeltturner! t.co/pQ9o5h92b…

: Good morning, Auckland @ Auckland Port t.co/8DdcZlDrd…

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Auckland t.co/TbasRxfgw…

: Only language barrier issue today: the New Zealand word for “Internet”. It’s something like …

: The Hilton Auckland keeping it classy. @ Hilton Auckland t.co/HKGPZzwAe…

: Does that mean you hit when the dealer shows a two? This is the single most disorienting thing about …

: New Zealand Blackjack: Dealer pushes on 22.

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Getting There t.co/s1ZKo97AV…

: Kia Ora! Made it to Auckland! Off the hotel!

: 10J: my home for the next 14 hours. See you all in Seoul (for a 40-minute layover &amp; then …

: Hopping onto the 5A. Guy asks if he could pay my $6 fare with his metro card in exchange for $4. …

: …and we’re off! Taking the always-glamorous 5A to Dulles! @ 5A to Dulles …

: for now, it’s focused on this trip. So head on over to t.co/COS1c8fyv… and give …

: Leap Forward Travel is a new travel site that @MichaelTTurner and I are soft launching tomorrow. …

: Duh. Of course. The best ways to follow (besides this account, which you’re already following) are …

: Some people (well, at least @ckwadlington) have been asking if I’m tweeting/blogging about the trip. …

: I’ve talked about it for forever, but it’s finally here…I leave for the big around the world trip …

: Netflix trolling all of DC. t.co/hB3pCfw7r…

: This sounds like a problem. t.co/x0UoBVcmM…

: We Didn&#039;t Make it to Rome (Part 1) We Didn’t Make It To Rome This Weekend… (Part 1) Remember this line from my Dry Run to Rome post? …

: Happy Pitcher’s and Catcher’s Reporting Day! May they all be merry and bright!

: 2014 Films I&#039;ve Seen The Lego Movie The Monuments Men The Grand Budapest Hotel Captain America: The Winter Soldier …

: Probably the only time you’ll ever hear a trip to Rome referred to as a “dry run”: …

: Round the World: Dry Run to Rome I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: Son of a bitch, those damn Rome tickets are back down to $650 for next weekend. I guess it’s a sign …

: RT @donnadb: Can’t process that never again will I get to see Phillip Seymour Hoffman in a …

: Update: Wedding apparently not over. Suggested that I switch to rum. Probably will just leave.

: Out of bourbon at 7:47pm. Wedding over.

: RLRT @julesmcclure I want to do the cha-cha slide, but I just don’t know the moves!

: Let’s dive into the exciting world of immunizations together! t.co/QBfxgixWx…

: Round the World: Immunizations I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: It’s still being finalized, but choosing what to do on the round the world trip was much easier when …

: Round the World: Choosing what to do (Part 1) I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: RT @Cut4: A camo-clad, ATV-riding @RealCJ10 rescued @FreddieFreeman5 from a snowstorm: …

: Vegas. May 9-11. Who wants to come with?

: Aruba for Fourth of July. Who’s coming with?

: Man, currently fighting the urge to book this sub-$700 flight to Rome over President’s Day. Anyone …

: Was Bieber’s name drawn or did he volunteer as tribute?

: RT @joshgabe: I could always eat spicy curry and right now is always.

: Does anyone have experience with Airbnb? Domestically, but more specifically internationally? Is it …

: Boom. Iranian visa approved. t.co/w8xIk8GNr…

: Would love to have seen Exarchopoulos get acting nom and Act of Killing and/or Stories We Tell best …

: Not too bad. Performances best part of American Hustle. Only big complaints (off top of my head), no …

: Me: this says “Third place is pretty good!” @julesmcclure: “Well, Third place IS pretty good”. The …

: Filed in the-sun-rises-in-the-east category: Louisville acts like a desperate ex-girlfriend …

: We have a ski in/out condo at Snowshoe. Leave on Fri night &amp; come back on Sun night. Total …

: Looking for two people to go skiing this weekend. I’ll cover your flight up here (if you leave from …

: I continue to lie to myself about going to New Year’s in Times Square. t.co/dAf3UpLzs…

: Trip Report: New Year&#039;s in Times Square Oh man, I said I’d never do it again. And I meant it. Times Square for New Year’s is …

: I’ve got about 7 movies to see before writing my ‘best of’ for 2013. Should get them knocked out by …

: It’s the calm between the storms in my Round-the-World trip planning. t.co/CmCUtIv1F…

: Round the World: Eye of the Storm I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: Parks and Rec and Community in the same sentence is a good sentence.

: My God, what have I done? @ Times Square t.co/3wVCbpxjd…

: RT @KYforKY: 24 ways Kentucky and it’s Kentuckians kicked ass in 2013 #KentuckyKicksAss …

: You can find deals on some parts of skiing, but beware the parts you can’t. My Snowshoe trip report: …

: Trip Report: Snowshoe Mountain in December I’ve said time and time again that the vast majority of my travel is subsidized by points and miles. …

: I’m pretty sure could live a long and fulfilling life without flowcharts.

: Terrible

: RT @culturedcode: Things has now sold 1,000,000 copies! Celebrate with us and read about the future …

: RT @NoelMu: Wise, empathetic reading of Apple ad from @nprmonkeysee : t.co/ARZKGwAPg… (As my …

: Son of a bitch. I’m gonna have to watch Scandal, aren’t I?

: I challenge anyone to show me a more convoluted process than mattress shopping.

: How am I going around the world? t.co/YqcqYir5V…

: Round the World: How? I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: Soylent hits its 1.0 formula, nears release. Making a food replacement? Cool use of science. Naming it Soylent? About the same as calling glue …

: Making a food replacement? Cool use of science. Naming it Soylent? About the same as calling glue …

: Frozen was good, but I want to talk about something else. Die Hard. Top ten movie of all time.

: It’s almost that time of year where I drink some bourbon and swear that Die Hard is one of the ten …

: I’ve given up on the Walking Dead being a Romero-type commentary. Do that and you’ll enjoy it a lot …

: RLRT @MisterCarroll Did you lick my sleeve? @ckwadlington Today???

: There are four giant blackbirds sitting right outside my window staring in. Good sign, right?

: Mistakes Every once in a while, airlines or third-party booking companies will mispost flight prices creating …

: Dang it, Boardwalk Empire

: Let’s just take the cast of the Hunger Games movies and have them in everything.

: Ha— booking site sent an email at 3:08am that I had to respond to by 5am to confirm the Milan …

: $150 Roundtrip tickets to Milan, Italy. Probably a mistake fair, but just booked 4 tickets for Pres. …

: Anyone have a good app (paid or free) for podcasts on iOS? I just took a 20-minute train ride and …

: In March, I’m going around the world and here’s why. t.co/oFO32oPC2…

: Round the World: Who, Where, When...and Why? I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: Well Bob Dylan finally released a video for Like A Rolling Stone. And it’s predictably unpredictably …

: R.I.P. Things Michael Lopp discussing his switch from Things: How can I trust that I’m using the state of the art …

: I didn’t review the new iPads. t.co/jcBfa5RJT…

: This Is Not an iPad Review As I’ve mentioned on Twitter, I’ve been trying to make a decision between Apple’s new iPads. In the …

: Unsuck Metro t.co/JYZXiDFQd…

: I went Los Angeles. Then I went to Las Vegas. Then I wrote about it. t.co/RF93b6YOk…

: RT @AmericanAir: @jwadlington This agreement allows us to take final steps in creating the world’s …

: AA did agree to use all the commuter slots to maintain to small/medium markets, but still doesn’t …

: The AA/US Air merger is getting rid of 52 slot paris at DCA, which will probably kill my flight to …

: Trip Report: Los Angeles/Las Vegas The Friday I left for the Bourbon Trail, my buddy, Jason, called me up to see if I could come to …

: In case you aren’t already sick of hearing what I have to say today, here’s my trip report from the …

: 12 Years A Slave won’t be the best film of 2013, but it meets the qualifications for both a good …

: But they met a set of guidelines that allows them to be called “World Series Champions”. It probably …

: It’s kind of like the World Series. Are the Red Sox the best baseball team in the world? Probably …

: Very rarely (never?) does this line up with what “experts” say is the best movie. Lamenting that is …

: To elaborate on @NelsonMRosario’s question, the Academy Awards (at least to me), should indicate …

: Meant to say “best”, not “first” MT @NelsonMRosario just saw the trailer for that and all I thought …

: 12 Years a Slave the first to win Best Picture since, what? No Country for Old Men?

: Trip Report: The Kentucky Bourbon Trail Most of you know I’m from Kentucky, but outside of Oaks/Derby (which I’ve also never been to) the …

: Guys, fourth episode of Masters of Sex is really good. Watch this show so that in eight years Bill …

: Possible change to around the world trip: Madagascar (and Paris for a day) instead of Moscow and …

: I’m at AMC Courthouse Plaza 8 - @amctheatres for The Counselor (Arlington, VA) …

: It’s light enough, but not sure larger screen outweighs ultra portability of the mini. Especially …

: I’ve had the iPad air for about eight hours and I’ve already flipped-flopped three times on whether …

: The weight of the iPad air without smart cover &amp; iPad mini with smart cover feel exactly the …

: Holy shit, William Peter Blatty (the guy wrote the Exorcist) is in the theater, doing a Q&amp;A …

: I immediately regret this decision (@ AMC Loews Georgetown 14 - @amctheatres for The Exorcist (1973) …

: It’s one of the only times in memory where the government had an outdated and uninformed law and …

: I know the FAA allowing electronic devices doesn’t seem like a big deal, but it really is. (1/2)

: RT @BreakingNews: FAA: Airlines can safely expand passenger use of portable electronic devices …

: basketball season

: Anyone else’s 10.9 Mac and 7.0.3 iOS devices' clocks getting really off? …

: The other show I”m 100% caught up on? It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The Gang and Kenny Powers: …

: Homeland and Walking Dead probably my two least favorite shows, but they’re the most likely that you …

: Travel day for World Series means schedule for tonight: Masters/Sex, Homeland, Downton, B’walk …

: Anyone kept up with Masters of Sex? I liked, but didn’t love the pilot.

: I’ve been traveling so much that I”m about five episodes behind on every show except Eastbound and …

: Well, at least both managers are terrible at bullpen management

: Wrenches gonna wrench, by the way

: Wow

: This happened. RT @MLBFanCave TV ad for Babip, Pecota, Vorp &amp; Eckstein, the premier law firm …

: Oh man

: oh man

: If someone doesn’t hear from me by tomorrow afternoon, I’ve had a stroke.

: They have to be increasing free iCloud storage, right?

: Not in the least. One of the best I’ve seen in a long time. Go see it. RT @NelsonMRosario: …

: I’m not sure I need more from a movie than Captain Phillips has to offer.

: World Series, bitches

: Good bet (hopefully) @ Las Vegas, NV t.co/DrwrLuhRc…

: Well, this happened @ Dodger Stadium t.co/7HaYELf2l…

: We just beat kershaw

: Why Your Cardinals Suck Deadspin’s Drew Magary on why the Cardinals suck I think Yankees fans are horrible people: selfish, …

: A quick note before heading to Nashville The first goal of traveling cheaply is to cut down your biggest cost. My biggest cost is flying to …

: RT @Lee_Ars: OH. MY. GOD. FX finally releases what we’ve all been waiting for: an Archer …

: Waino es bueno

: Oh man

: I never thought I’d say that

: Pete Kozma, y’all

: Can’t wait for Gravity 2.

: Well, Gravity was intense.

: RT @makes__sense: The Trips We Plan Just Because We Do t.co/O69RvYYpc…

: The Trips We Plan Just Because We Do The one thing I promised myself is that I would travel. Like most forward-looking promises, I left …

: RT @DannyMacTV: Let us not forget that Michael Wacha was a compensatory pick for the free agency …

: wacha wacha

: Ha- I was invited! Guess we could leave now. RT @Jillberlin Happy birthday @jwadlington! Wish we …

: There’s not enough bourbon in the world for this game

: RT @TheOnion: Tea Party Leaders Announce Support For Deal In Exchange For Malia Obama …

: Lunch: District Taco is too good to be true.

: Gov shutdown: GOP lost on Obamacare &amp; now trying to create a technicality to stop it. Since …

: Breaking Bad finale: loved it, but felt a bit too safe. This is a show that subsisted on ways to top …

: It’s despicable that the @Cubs would fire a manager who performed above expectations with a terrible …

: Doing a good job of shedding the “lovable’ part of lovable losers. RT @MLB: The @Cubs have dismissed …

: The season premiere of Eastbound and Down is literally the amalgamation of all my greatest fears.

: I’m not sure how @donnadb coalesce these thoughts on the BB finale (FeLiNa?) so quickly, but man are …

: Also on tonight: Boardwalk Empire, Eastbound and Down, Homeland and Masters of Sex series premiere. …

: Like a great meal, it takes time to digest the courses, to know if it’s more than the sum of its …

: All I can say right now is that it was immensely satisfying.

: It’s amazing what you can do with a series finale when expectations are based in character and not …

: RT @TheOnion: In one hour, AMC’s story of a small businessman struggling under the Obama …

: Such a great article from @fangraphs about home field advantage in the wild card playoff: …

: Great News. Best under watched show now airing MT @IMDbMelanie Just in from FX: @TheBridgeFX gets a …

: The finale of Dexter may be the absolutely worst series finale I’ve ever seen.

: I should have known that Roger Deakins was shooting Prisoners.

: Someone needs to teach Jake Gyllenhaal how to blink.

: This weeks episode of It’s Always Sunny, one of the best ever, right?

: RT @julesmcclure: PROST! #DCOktoberfest t.co/jygKIcr10…

: Saturday t.co/YTnl54ojh…

: Great new feature in @reederapp: hold an article from list view to mark just the articles below or …

: RT @emilynussbaum: There are many types of thinking &amp; of creativity; solitary thinking is …

: RT @emilynussbaum: Love Louie CK, but bn him &amp; Franzen, I’m wondering if maybe …

: Bigger news than you think. MT @washingtonpost Obama admin urges FCC to force carriers unlock mobile …

: Thanks for all the texts and tweets today checking up on me. Terrible tragedy at Navy Yard, but I’m …

: RT @twitter: We’ve confidentially submitted an S-1 to the SEC for a planned IPO. This Tweet does not …

: Congrats to the Buccos on 82. Now lose every other game this year.

: We as a people and a society failed Jesse Pinkman.

: Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver and the other can hopefully teach you that …

: Congratulations, world. I’ve been in Mexico for four days and you’ve yet to spoil …

: I’m confused about the Ben Affleck as Batman backlash. Is it that he’d make a bad Batman or because …

: Am I the only one who thinks this season of burn notice has been its best in years?

: It’s too bad they didn’t spend as much time on the screenplay for Jobs as Ashton Kutcher did on his …

: Guys!! Newsroom was unqualified good tonight!! If you don’t know the show, then maybe the best …

: …go around, but intentions aren’t bad. Isn’t that how life works? How many actual bad guys are …

: …how great was that movie in relation to its “bad guys”? Its real villains are fear, …

: So, yesterday @emilynussbaum was talking about villains in cartoons (and not having seen ParaNorman) …

: Seth Maness, y’all

: Top five shows of 2013 after watching Orange is the New Black: Orange is the New Black, Justified, …

: My flights are booked, so I’ve got the dates. I’m spending 3-4 days in most places. (7 days in New …

: Re: Last tweet: Seriously, if you can’t make all the stops, but you’re interested in any of those …

: March 2014: Auckland to Sydney to Seoul to Kathmandu to Bhutan to Tehran,Iran to Moscow to …

: The hold music for my company’s help desk is Once There Was a Hushpuppy from Beasts of the Southern …

: Guys! Go see the Way, Way Back! (But don’t think about it too hard)

: New record! I made it through two swings before having to mute Chris Berman.

: Top five movies at the All-Star break: The Place Beyond the Pines, Mud, This Is the End, Monster’s …

: Yadis gonna yadi

: Wrenches gonna wrench

: Guys! The Newsroom premiere had people other than women acting actively dumb!

: By the way, I love how acknowledging you shouldn’t do something makes it OK to do it.

: Not to shit on a movie I haven’t seen, but if Grown Ups 2 beats Pacific Rim at the box office, …

: RT @robdelaney: “Grown Ups 2” is another triumph for Wes Anderson. What CAN’T he …

: If the move theater is literally connected to your house it’s OK to wear athletic shorts and bring …

: My definition of being rich would be going to a concert or ballgame and not even caring how much …

: Guys! The Bridge pilot was really good!

: Guys! White House Down wasn’t that bad!

: The best argument for a retina iPad mini this fall is the way iOS 7 looks on the current one.

: RT @TheOnion: Farmer Who Cleared Out Crops To Build Baseball Field Goes Bankrupt, Loses Family, …

: RLRT @julesmcclure it wasn’t THAT cool, but it could have been!

: Costa Rica. Don’t worry, fixed it. #america RT @nickus526: @jwadlington nice view. Where are you? …

: Guys!! I think I messed up Fourth of July!! :(

: Feliz cuatro de Julio!!! t.co/Y35xvLbSM…

: Bed bourbons are my favorite.

: Has anyone read World War Z?

: Cardinals remain part of Pujols Former St. Louis Cardinals (and current Anaheim Angles) First Basemen, Albert Pujols, on his time in …

: RT @Kwoth83: Jurassic Park @tinytimmons @jwadlington t.co/MhgMvJHrW…

: Was trying to write on this, but of course, he says it perfectly. RT @FilmCritHULK: WHY JAMES …

: Man of Steel felt like a really expensive webisode.

: I’m OK with Laurence Fishburne being in charge of the FBI and the Daily Planet.

: Forgot I was comparing Vigo to a baby on Facebook and this is what greeted me when I opened my iPad. …

: 3:43 is a good a time as any for the first bourbon of the day.

: Hey! I wrote something about iOS finally making unqualified sense. You should read it! …

: It&#039;s time for iOS to Make Unqualified Sense The goal of iOS has always been to make sense to its market. In the beginning, this was done by …

: 5 Maps That Show How Divided America Really Is The Atlantic commenting on data from the American Community Survey: “These five maps, however, …

: RT @DannyMacTV: I just broke into the Rightsholders Shuffle. After that, I voted for every Cards …

: Boom

: t.co/bhbUz2vaQ…

: Im pretty sure @kwoth83 wins @vine. RT @Kwoth83: Vine or it didnt happen t.co/hov7dRowi…

: Wow. Hannibal and an @danharmon-full Community. Just when I was about to swear off network …

: RT @danharmon: RT @dpeanutbutter: @danharmon GIVE US A STRAIGHT ANSWER! ~ Yes yes yes! I’m …

: RT @KYforKY: On June 1st 1792 Kentucky was birthed. Happy Birthday Kentucky, you kick ass! …

: Sorry, mom, for saying shit.

: Shit yeah, @NBC!!! RT @DeadlineTV: ‘Hannibal’ Renewed By NBC For Second Season …

: People trying to save TV shows: what if you promised to watched two other shows live on the network …

: Yes, Please. MT @aaronpaul_8: Dear @RealRonHoward How are things? Also, do you want to put me in The …

: Star Trek: well plotted and paced, but I’m not sure it earned its character moments.

: Gatsby: I get what Luhrman was doing, but man, it didn’t work. Mulligan predictably great, …

: Complete AD thoughts later, but after first time: structure really grew on me as I went, but each …

: Breakfast t.co/u4MUeo4pI…

: Odds that new Arrested Development is spoiled before I start it tomorrow morning?

: It sure is!

: It’s a great restaurant!

: I almost forgot to add @burgerking to my list of meals tomorrow!

: Do you think if I promised to keep watching Revolution, @NBC would renew Hannibal?

: So to stay true to the Dark Tower series, doesn’t the whole funding fiasco of the movie/TV adaption …

: Steak. @JakeParkerBand @bryantheintern @awadlington @Kwoth83 t.co/HduU6ZdJZ…

: RT @BattingStanceG: Wife’s bday today, but Angel Hernandez says it’s not.

: I’m going to need Shane Black to write and direct all my summer movies.

: It may have been obvious to others, but to me, there seems like a disconnect between how our culture …

: That last retweet is a concept I’ve been trying to nail down for a while: practical reasons as to …

: RT @makes_sense_jw: New post: Art as Problem Solving t.co/VHem15CPZ…

: Art as Problem Solving This speech by Director Steven Soderbergh has been making the rounds. It's a long, but I would …

: Guys, Don Draper loves puppies.

: I can’t believe we don’t get Oaks Day off in Washington DC.

: Folks who watch Hannibal (which should be everyone): the 4th episode (that was pulled) is on iTunes. …

: I liked Oblivion better the last time I saw it.

: Since @ckwadlington is in KY, anyone want to go to this with me? t.co/avhJ9d3PL…

: Jayson Werth’s walkup music: Walking Dead theme and Game of Thrones theme. Strong work.

: One more thing, if @NBC renews Hannibal, even for one more season, it could prove me wrong that …

: I do know this: Mads Mikkelsen deserves an Emmy, Grammy, Tony, Oscar, fourth-grade spelling bee …

: Would the reveals on Hannibal be more or less effective if you didn’t already know the …

: Sorry, everyone. I try to avoid tweeting obvious things. Blame it on the heroes for making me drink …

: Wait… we’re seriously considering not giving this guy his Miranda rights? How else do we distinguish …

: It’s sad that our heroes have to be born out of these type of situations, but nevertheless, the …

: If most TV shows are in 4/4 time, Hannibal is in 12/8. Familiar, but just enough off to make you …

: I want Vin Scully to narrate all my fights.

: Congrats to Werner for being the official ladder of the NCAA championship!!

: I’m impressed with the number of people pronouncing Louisville correctly.

: Guys, I’m not sure how everyone in the entire world doesn’t love college basketball.

: I imagine that rooting for Louisville to win a bracket pool is similar to how a hooker feels.

: Well, at least the last review Ebert filed was of a Malick film. To the Wonder / ***1/2 (R) …

: Roger Ebert wasn’t the reason I love movies, but he was the reason I know I do.

: Does anyone actively use Outlook for Mac or can suggest an Exchange (&amp; …

: Happy Opening Day, everyone! Enjoy the one day in first place. You’ll eventually be losing to the …

: Duke-Louisville— I’m rooting for the plague (aka Duke).

: There’s legitimate arguments for Justified being the best show on TV.

: Sorry for just saying shit, mom. But you watch Justified, you know what I’m saying.

: Holy shit, Justified.

: RT @KySportsRadio: Robert Morris didn’t invent the $ sign just to have his players go and …

: Wow.

: OK, y’all. Next trip: November. New Zealand to Tokyo to Singapore to Nepal to Moscow to Tehran to …

: Wow– a theme through an episode of the Following? Probably an accident.

: Honest question: do you want Kentucky to win the NIT?

: Happy baseball season, y’all.

: Archie Goodwin, y’all.

: In my belly. RT @sirbartonn: Where da bourbon?

: Boom.

: Can I retweet something I tweeted five seconds ago?

: Apparently I don’t know what a foul is anymore.

: Blocking foul that is, y’all. Hit your free throws, WKU!!

: How was that a block?!?

: I’ve never really understood the whole TGIF thing. I mean, don’t you people still have to work …

: Ok, now you can say Ben Affleck was snubbed.

: OK, that was funny.

: My DVR hasn’t recorded Modern Family in four weeks and I just now realized it. Time to stop …

: Who do ya got? FX with Louis/Justified/Americans,HBO with Game of Thrones/Girls/Boardwalk Empire or …

: I’d take $20-30K less per year in salary if hard shell beef tacos had no calories.

: Treading lightly t.co/idpPdjBt

: RT @TheOnion: Taylor Swift Mourns Death Of Boyfriend Christopher Dorner t.co/zdMNyRp9

: RT @eruptionsblog: The trap we’re in is that most journal articles are too complex and media …

: Well, at least I took the over on the State of the Union.

: Having one bourbon for Nerlens and another for the season.

: I hope no one expects me to leave my house with Kentucky/UF on at 7, State of the Union at 9, …

: Happy pitchers and catchers reporting day, everyone!!

: Warm Bodies: lots and lots of good ideas, messy execution. Worth watching for the last 45 minutes.

: Kentucky, y’all.

: I don’t really understand the physics of this, but whatever! RT @MLB: Every time you RT this, …

: In case you were wondering, my plan for the night is to watch Die Hard, Justified, Suits, Modern …

: 2013 Films I&#039;ve Seen Mama Warm Bodies Side Effects Oz the Great and Powerful Oblivion Mud Olympus Has Fallen …

: Can’t wait to see the Internet explode when people realize that the universe in the Star Trek reboot …

: Keep the criticism coming! I’m a firm believer that producing something good means hearing …

: In case you missed it from earlier, here’s the wrap up of my top 20 movies from 2012: #5-1. …

: RT @makes_sense_jw: It’s time for the exciting conclusion to my top 20 movies of 2012! Click on for …

: Favorite 2012 Movies #5-1 2012 left with me so much to say that I had to divide it up into three parts. Today is the top 5. …

: In case you missed it, here are my 10-6 favorite movies of 2012. Check out 5-1 tomorrow! …

: Favorite 2012 Movies #10-6 2012 left with me so much to say that I had to divide it up into three parts. Today is 6-10. You can …

: That last retweet was my blog’s feed (I’m so cool, I know). Here’s the link to my #11-20 favorite …

: RT @makes_sense_jw: Favorite films of 2012 is finally ready! Here’s my #20-11! t.co/ew7M57b8

: Favorite 2012 Movies #20-11 2012 left with me so much to say that I had to divide it up into three parts. Today are my top 11-20 …

: Yeah, third time I’ve watched the Stan Musial tribute on SportsCenter.

: He stopped playing well before I was born, but man, it’ll be a somber night thinking about Stan …

: Fringe finale + bourbon= 100% chance I get philosophical/emotional

: Teaser #1 for my top 20 movies of 2012 list: I compare James Bond to a spelling test.

: …but I’m writing more about my 20-11 movies. Does everyone promise to still read them if I separate …

: OK, I’ve got one more movie (Amour) to watch before I can post my top 20 of 2012. The …

: 11-Year-Old Author Tackles Bullying In Science Fiction Novel Funny how our "greatest" filmmakers don't understand Science Fiction, but our 11-year olds sure do. …

: Paul Shawcross for president. t.co/cAlAwDPt

: So how does the academy nominate a film that wouldn’t exist without its director for Best …

: I can imagine ZeroDark/Argo without Bigelow/Affleck. Someone besides DiCaprio as Candie? Sure. But …

: The only real Academy Award snub (in my opinion) is Tarantino for director. To be a snub, they have …

: No matter what you think of the Oscar noms, you can’t help but be happy about Quvenzhane …

: The Academy Awards: the only time you’ll see Les Miserables and Flight on the same list as Beasts of …

: I take my Justified with Big Lebowski references, thank you.

: RT @makes_sense_jw: How much credit do adapted screenplays deserve? t.co/GOiW8Dx5

: How Much Credit Do Adapted Screenplays Deserve? As I'm preparing for my best of 2012 movie list, I had something quick I wanted to discuss: I can …

: OK, movie folks, I’ve got time for two movies, which two of these should I do: Don’t …

: Man, I knew that last tweet sounded nerdy before I sent it, but only after reading it in my timeline …

: Why didn’t anyone tell me the Roth IRA contribution limit went up to $5500 in 2013?? Great new …

: Good a time as any for Kentucky to show up.

: The most literal scratch-off ticket, ever. t.co/DzUjG6mE

: Buy Out Newtown Gun Maker Man, I love practical ideas.

: Coraline and Paranorman: tricking kids into seeing films that scare them and exposing them to heavy …

: Les Mis: not the most subtle movie of 2012.

: RLRT @ckwadlington the best thing ever invented is parchment paper…and post-it notes…and coffee …

: I literally did not know until about 90 seconds ago (thanks to @TheAVClub) that John Hughes wrote …

: Scrooge McGrinch, everyone!! RT @joshgabe: @jwadlington sounds terrible.

: My car on the train back from New York is singing Christmas carols. I’ve never been more in the …

: Think you’ve already figured out the best thing that happened to you in 2012? Wrong. Here’s #1. …

: What drives me crazy is the notion of a policy not being “on the table”. Under the right …

: Fringe will go down as one of the 25 best shows of all time. If it had the artistic freedom offered …

: I’m a stripper away from recreating this week’s New Girl episode.

: How do we stop this from happening? MT @BreakingNews school children shot when gunman burst into …

: There may be four animated movies in my top 20 films of 2012. (Rise of the Guardians, Frankenweenie, …

: You went and saw Looper to support originality? It’s more important that you go see Rise of the …

: If you measure “best” as “doing what it sets out to do”, New Girl may be the best show on TV.

: RT @BattingStanceG: If Mayans are right &amp; world ends…Rizzo will really be on hook for …

: I think Holy Motors just ruined movies for me.

: Pierce Brosnan may be the best Bond without ever having been in a good Bond movie.

: Can someone tell me in what possible universe the Kentucky/Morehead St. game is blacked out in …

: Losing is one thing. Losing to Duke is another.

: Plus minus ten points rest of the year for Polson?

: This RT @TheEconomist The real blow to Republicans may be that they did not lose more heavily in the …

: When’s the next time we get to wax hyperbolically about things we don’t really understand? Mad Men …

: I took full advantage of the ending of daylight savings time.

: iPad mini review: love the form factor, tough to go back to a non-retina screen. Like it enough that …

: Question for folks with integrity: is it OK to run by the Apple store next to my house and buy an …

: Anyone else having a hard time believing that Star Wars and Indiana Jones are only worth $4 billion?

: Well, Claire Danes and Damian Lewis have won all the Emmys again this year.

: Looks like I’m swimming to work tomorrow. RT @wmata: Metro announces full suspension of service for …

: Oh, Mockingbird Lane and all your Bryan Fuller-y goodness. Too bad we won’t ever see you get played …

: I don’t say this lightly: Seven Psychopaths may be my favorite movie of the past ten years.

: The only real thing on my Hurricane Sandy checklist is bourbon.

: Wow, two straight Walking Dead episodes with clear objectives, character development, and consistent …

: My God, there’s two hours of Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith on ESPN2 during the morning?? Is ESPN …

: Please, Tim McCarver, stop trying to say Daniel Descalso’s name.

: Seriously, good premiere episode, Walking Dead. Gives hope that it may be end up being about more …

: Where has this Walking Dead been for the past two seasons &amp; who replaced the cast with …

: Jason Motte and the Two Inning Save Fangraphs' Dave Cameron on last night’s two-inning save by St. Louis Cardinals' closer, Jason …

: The Tie Between Horror and Comedy Jason Zinoman on the ties between comedy and horror: ...the line between horror and comedy has long …

: For those asking why I’m boycotting @usatoday, read their prediction for the Tigers/Cardinals 2006 …

: Serious question: Would reading @SportsonEarth violate my boycott of @usatoday?

: Pretty much everyone hates the Cardinals, right? Why do we hate the Yankees? Because they win or because they spend so much money to win? Are the …

: “Whitney? Whitney!?!” -@IMDbTV’s followers reaction. RT @TVMoJoe BOOM: Whitney replaces Animal …

: First Ozzie sells his rings, now this. Hate to think what Bo Hart is doing MT @Cardinals David …

: Happy to see people engaged with the political process tonight. I saw Argo. Jimmy Carter should have …

: …and I think it does! Who’s on whose side? RT @JakeParkerBand: @jwadlington Never going happen my …

: Happening right now: @JakeParkerBand &amp; I debating whether Dark Knight Rises 4 could have …

: Got my @MoviePass card in today! I’m thinking Looper tonight, Argo tomorrow and Seven Psychopaths on …

: Over or under three f-bombs for Carpenter in this interview?

: For all asking, I’m out ok. Almost back home. Go Cards!!!!

: For those asking: the difference between Game 6 and this one is that we thought we had a chance in …

: Sad metro is sad. t.co/x4XXicl0

: No matter how it turns out, best game I’ve seen in person

: Come on, Motte.

: I can’t believe I’m at this game.

: Gotta give it to the Nats fans. They’re really into it tonight.

: Probably because of this damn election.

: Why are we not talking about Moonrise Kingdom as film of the year?

: I just went ahead and brought tickets to games three, four and five so I don’t have to deal with …

: I’ve got three @MoviePass invites left. Does anyone want one?

: RT @MattSebek: Dammit, @dfreese23. Winning a postseason game while being no-hit was St. Louis' best …

: If you’re a Mexican restaurant and you don’t have at least 35 combinations, I don’t want to eat at …

: “Ahhhh…naw….bottle wouldn’t hurt me” -Matt Holliday’s famous last words.

: What sucks is that I honestly don’t think that infield fly call had an impact on the outcome. But, I …

: Are we even now? A missed call that would end the game v. call that would have no immediate impact?

: Does MLB love or hate this game?

: That doesn’t excuse it, but it doesn’t put it in the same category as the Green Bay game.

: I would be pissed if that was against the Cards, but let’s be serious, it’s not certain this would …

: Terrible call. Let’s hope it doesn’t have an impact on the game.

: What the hell is with all these bunts?

: Isn’t this the point in the game where the Braves fans get up and leave?

: Wrenched

: Guess he should have retired last year.

: TV Folks: is Fringe the last great network drama currently airing? Could it be the last great …

: Doctors offices are the only thing keeping magazines in business.

: Little late to the party on this, but I’m pretty sure this picture is what pushed Teddy over …

: Annoyance in iOS 6 for iPad: you can’t hold down the ‘!’ button for apostrophes and ‘?’ button for …

: Please let Looper do well at the box office.

: Too bad we can’t be like Ron Swanson in our political views: convicted in what we believe is right, …

: I’m worried that my plan to see Looper and the Master this weekend may spoil the rest of 2012’s …

: I know it’ll never be as lauded as The Wire, but I hope the further we get away from Katrina, the …

: It’s @ckwadlington’s birthday today! I wonder what she got me for it.

: Just kidding about that last tweet, guys. It was really creepy.

: Black cat running around the hallway of my apartment. Not creepy at all. t.co/0RboN096

: Checked in @ Wrigley Field for the #cubs vs #stlcards game w/ t.co/84SUQDNg

: Curved portrait @ Millennium Park t.co/eqidDH7s

: Not what I learned from Lost. MT @TheEconomist If you want to survive an aeroplane crash, best …

: Smartly, @tweetbot puts its iPad app on sale for $.99. Buy this. Trust me. Latest update makes …

: Supremely disappointed in the lack of Anchorman quotations. MT @NationalZoo from the sounds …

: Day two of paying for movies I’ve already seen. (@ AMC Mazza Gallerie 7 for Finding Nemo 3D) …

: If your action movie isn’t structured like Raiders of the Lost Ark, you need to restructure your …

: Holy crap. Don’t spoil yourself by watching the new Bond trailer (the one before Raiders) if you …

: Popcorn and bourbon (@ AMC Loews Georgetown 14 for Raiders of the Lost Ark) t.co/CmU98lUa

: Thanks for confirming that, CNN. RT @breakingpol: Nicki Minaj confirms that her rap was not a Romney …

: Know what’s more embarrassing than your Go Daddy-hosted website going down for hours? Having a Go …

: I should rephrase that. I would especially watch if it was just Daniel Day Lewis saying “I’ve …

: Too bad Daniel Day Lewis isn’t dong the G+ hangout for the Lincoln trailer. I’d watch even if it was …

: Amazon Changed Reading. Now It Could Change Writing Speaking of Amazon’s latest Kindle announcements, lost in the updates from the day is …

: RT @makes_sense_jw: Same contender, different game t.co/uqx5aP80

: Same contender, different game Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos espousing the newly created “Amazon Doctrine”: Above all else, …

: At what point do you stop arguing with the cab driver when he’s trying to give you back more money …

: Go @ Busch Stadium t.co/WjPhvPZP

: Small Ky. town focus of eclipse chasers Opening preorders on this event now: $30 gets you a ticket to sit on my parent’s front lawn. …

: $5 for a $10 Starbucks Card: Starbucks t.co/yOTnSqGA

: I love pizzerias that don’t have branded boxes.

: Man, $679 refurbed 11-inch MacBook Airs available on Apple’s site. Who do ya got: my willpower or …

: city of ruins @ Citizens Bank Park t.co/jtpg2KCI

: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Gong be hard to focus ong blasting balls ingto outer space tonight. I know Yadi …

: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Dee dee just text me. Said Yadi might be dead.

: Wrenched. #stlcards

: In other news, if you ever doubted I was the biggest nerd ever, just retweet the last five things I …

: …and now the Cardinals start their game against the team that’s ahead of them in the standings. Too …

: Wow….is it too late for Samsung to settle?

: Insane. Evidence is pretty clear they infringed, but that’s a whole lot. RT @reckless 1 billion and …

: As long as they get the shredder. MT @JonHeymanCBS Huge names in sox-dodgers talks. Includes a-gon …

: My feed is being blown up by the Apple/Samsung trial verdict and the Red Sox/Dodgers trade. I’m in a …

: The Disciplined Pursuit of Less Greg McKeown writing for the Harvard Business Review: Why don't successful people and organizations …

: RT @makes_sense_jw: The politics and philosophy of racism t.co/xH2eltS3

: The Politics and Philosophy of Racism Alex Tabarrok and John Sides (via the Economist) on Chris Hayes' claim that “It is undeniably …

: I’ve yet to be able to find speakers loud enough to play Alabama Shakes’ Hold On.

: RT @Nationals: RT THIS: If this tweet gets 5,000 RTs before the @braves, we’ll give away 4 PNC …

: Augusta National adds first two female members I saw this earlier when Mitt Romney tweeted it. I didn’t post because I assumed it would be …

: Will someone please test and see if dipping Oreo cookies is good with any kind of liquid?

: RT @makes_sense_jw: Are ideas about being right? Makes Sense t.co/0dIW1lIe

: It’s still funny to me when presidential candidates use each other’s twitter handles.

: Quick! Everyone download @tweetbot for Mac as many times as they can today! t.co/4Rv7cCxy

: Twitter dictates third-party app form and function in new API, gives six months to comply Yeah, remember my article the other day? This is exactly what I was worried about.

: Just received access to the t.co/67OD1TRc alpha. You can find me there at @jordon

: Luhnow&#039;s letter to Astros Season Ticket Holders. Astros General Manager (and former Cardinal Scouting Director) Jeff Luhnow on the Astros current …

: The saddest thing about the Nationals being good is that there probably won’t be any more $1 hot dog …

: RT @ICC_jordon: The Implicit Meaning of Advertisements t.co/QSZD35Ye

: Is it safe to eat Chic-fil-A again?

: The Implicit Meaning of Advertisements Dalton Caldwell on his latest creation, App.net: App.net is a different kind of social platform. …

: Why “Hook” by Blues Traveler is actually a pretty genius work of metafiction Apart from the obligatory looping of this song and Run Around, I’ve never been a big Blues …

: RT @TheAVClub Why Blues Traveler’s “Hook” is a great song for music theory nerds …

: Cardiio - Touchless Camera Pulse Sensor for iPhone App for the iPhone that measures heart rate by staring into the camera. I have no idea how it works, …

: Director’s Cut! MT @joshgabe @jwadlington what if it showed the other table with a top spinning, …

: DKR spoiler ahead How much do you want to bet that Nolan wanted to end with Alfred in the café …

: The unibody iPhone &#124; The Tech Block. In-depth discussion by Don Lehman of the likely unibody new iPhone. Good place for all the current …

: Slim - The Thinnest Wallet Ever. Supr Good Co. on why they created their Kickstarter for the new Slim Wallet: We believe that all you …

: Mulder and Scully It’s sad that this makes me happy.

: Defeated Kansas Senator: &quot;Koch Industries is Just a Terrible, Terrible Citizen&quot; Recently defeated Kansas State Senator Tim Owens: I'd say that maybe 80 percent of country are …

: Spoiler @ Screen On The Green t.co/0ZYio07c

: Psycho @ The National Mall t.co/AaxOUxao

: Morgan (who we hate) bunted into double play. Crowd literally laughed at him. RT @cheaptalk: …

: I’ve been watching baseball for 28 years and that’s the greatest crowd reaction I’ve ever seen. …

: RLRT @julesmcclure I would like all your S’mores pies, please.

: I know that I’m watching it a day late, but man, Breaking Bad, can you get more awesome?

: Kentucky reference at the opening ceremony. USA has already won.

: I think the wind is blowing out today at Wrigley.

: Stopped after the first. Worth watching the second? RT @TVGuideMagazine: This just in: AMC cancels …

: Aw Aw fo real fo real RT @Kwoth83: Aw fo real?

: Finally saw DKR last night. I’m sure this will open myself up to a world of hurt, but I’m interested …

: This is currently happening with @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll t.co/a1lhG9Bd

: I love how @sparrow had a 50% off sale four days before announcing no new features for the app. …

: My favorite feature of @tweetbot for Mac may very well be how well thought out Tweetmarker support …

: This. RT @AlanTheisen Exactly. To me, the best sci fiction provokes great questions rather than …

: RT @BGDNCrimebeat: Woman admits to BGPD to stealing 4 rib eye steaks and trading them to “a …

: Thanks, @BarackObama, for my $12.92 #ACA refund from 2011’s health care costs. Better cash it now …

: I’m not so sure those extra six inches of leg room are worth being the last one off a plane if it …

: Not that it’s any cooler in Vegas.

: I definitely picked the two best weekends to not be in DC. #heat

: RT @ckwadlington that fly British Airways #letmefinish! RT @jwadlington: RLRT @ckwadlington MAN …

: Congrats to @ckwadlington! Those 550 times I made her vote for @dfreese23 paid off!

: Boom RT @MLB #FinalVote winners are Yu Darvish and David Freese! Watch them in the #ASG on FOX on …

: RLRT @ckwadlington MAN there’s a whole of cities in the world

: Taking in #derecho2012 refugees. MT @lk_whitehead Air conditioned sleepover @jwadlington’s! Cause …

: RT @OldHossRadbourn: This “move to Canada” meme is a cheery reminder that 1) people are …

: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Pretty much every thing Yadi does well, I taught hing. From throwing to hitting …

: Didn’t like his dig at millineals being the “Worst. Generation. Ever.” Look at what your generation …

: Say what you will about Sorkin and the Newsroom pilot (and you’re probably right…), guy knows how to …

: Best win of the year. #stlcards

: RT @MattSebek: The Cubs did it, you guys. They also suck at helmet lettering. – t.co/74BkexdY

: This is your monthly reminder that Jon Hamm is an #stlcards fan. (like there’s ever any doubt that …

: Come on guys, you couldn’t come up with a better app name? t.co/jMbVXLd8

: Boom. I just finished a 5.13 mi run with Nike+ GPS. #nikeplus #makeitcount

: I’m about to go try and run five miles in 100+ degree weather. Who wants to place bets on how …

: Allen Craig better hope that Yadi doesn’t need a glutes massage tonight.

: Happy birthday to @BryantheIntern. See you in December for the Kentucky/Georgetown game?

: Three greatest things ever. (@ Beer Bourbon &amp; BBQ Festival w/ 118 others) t.co/EJY9IL5u

: Not gonna lie. A little emotional during Good Vibrations at the Beach Boys concert. One of the three …

: …with only a 12% convenience fee. RT @notnek: I really hope @livenationshows/@ticketmaster choose to …

: National Bourbon Day celebrations are incomplete unless you have as many bourbons as there are …

: I love you @TheEconomist. RT @TheEconomist: American rapper Lil Jon can show us about the process of …

: That was a reference to Mad Men’s Sopranos-esque season finale.

: The more things change, the more they stay the same.

: Next big trip is to Niger to see @lk_whitehead in September 2013. Who’s coming with?

: Machu Picchu needs context. The Inca Trail did this for me. If you take the train, you need to find …

: If I can hike the Inca Trail without a case on my iPhone, you don’t need one for yours. (4/5)

: Be careful what you eat. My stomach is strong from eating week-old cheeseburgers. Yours probably …

: Thank God I wasn’t affected by altitude sickness, because it crippled several people from our …

: Back to work tomorrow after an incredible two weeks in Peru. Some takeaways from the trip: (1/5)

: Sorry for the Facebook link, but here are the Inca Trail/Peru pictures! t.co/LQj9FhGN

: I just unlocked the “Local” badge on @foursquare for checking in three times at the same …

: Can someone ask Mike Shannon what an oogly moogly is for me?

: I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare for checking in to burger joints! …

: Myrtle Beach— also known as the place where I fix the population of Eddyville, Kentucky’s iPhones …

: Totally worth it. This guy needed a hug. t.co/9hcafQms

: I just had to go to ICE jail because I hugged a llama.

: I’m about to become the first person to ever fly from Lima, Peru to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

: Just finished the Inca Trail. Now at Machi Picchu. Lots of pictures that don’t do the place justice …

: Just posted a photo @ Machu Picchu t.co/sSMRXzux

: View from the Sun Gate #machupicchu @ Machu Picchu t.co/pcR43XSR

: I’m at Machu Picchu t.co/AMKEGbf2

: Check out Machu Picchu on @foursquare: t.co/2y2nzaKp

: Heading out on the Inca Trail tomorrow through Sunday. Send help if you don’t hear from me then.

: Little lambs @ Plaza de Armas de Cusco t.co/Pqh5uD8n

: Rafting in the middle of winter will not go down as one of my smarter moments.

: Lunch views @ Larcomar t.co/yvXHUyej

: I don’t know if I should hate everyone for not watching Awake or be happy with emotional closure …

: Before you get upset about the remake of the Exorcist, go watch Martha Marcy May Marlene.

: Welcome back, Adam Wainwright.

: Only on FSMidwest is Technical Difficulties a good thing.

: There’s an entirely different universe where Don and Joan lead a long and happy life.

: I would like to live in a world where Vin Scully calls every baseball game.

: Wow. Is it the same show? RT @TheAVClub: BREAKING: Dan Harmon no longer #Community showrunner. …

: I just reached Level 2 of the “Hot Tamale” badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 …

: At the game!! RT @MLB: WITNESS: You may want to remember where you were 10 years from now when Bryce …

: Awesome. RT @KySportsRadio The Georgetown blog @casualhoya is reporting UK to play Georgetown in DC …

: Just as good as kicking ass! RT @ckwadlington @jwadlington neither–going to see “The …

: Happy mother’s day to @ckwadlington! She’s probably out kicking ass and taking names …

: I’m at Bike DC 2012 (Washington, DC, DC) w/ 7 others t.co/SpH1uC2O

: There we go. Would love an Awake renewal, but not happening. (seriously. watch the pilot) RT @THR …

: Only Happy Endings left… (seriously. it’s hilarious) RT @MichaelAusiello: NBC Renews PARKS AND …

: Damn you Parks and Rec for pulling a Pixar on me.

: Two out of three ain’t bad RT @bengaskins What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, …

: Boom. Thank God. Only Parks and Rec. to go. RT @THR: NBC Renews ‘Community’ …

: RT @AnaheimAlbert: You stupid Cards fangs cant compare me ang Carlos Beltran. He gets to bat right …

: RT @MattSebek: Carlos Beltran already has 2 HR tonight. Also known as “the end of June” …

: RT @KYforKY: HEY KENTUCKY TEACHERS WE APPRECIATE YOU AND WHAT YOU DO. EDUCATING KENTUCKIANS TO KICK …

: …or maybe not.

: I’m pretty sure I could handle sitting and listening to Revolver with Don Draper.

: Cohabitation itself doesn’t increase the risk of divorce, it’s differing commitment …

: The central premise seems to be that cohabitation increases the risk of divorce, but, to me, the …

: Interesting article after Peggy’s mom DESTROYED her on Sunday’s MadMen. Cohabiting …

: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Back at Dan Lozano’s house. Blood, trash, Broken bottles. Dan sleeping. Two …

: I just reached Level 2 of the “Triple Play” badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 …

: Forgot to post this. Postgame singing/playing of My Old Kentucky Home after the championship game. …

: Wow. Great news, but can’t believe it! RT @DeadlineTV: Fox’s ‘Fringe’ Renewed For Final Season …

: Why doesn’t Jon Hamm do more comedy?

: Who had Tina Fey in the first to mess up on the live 30 Rock episode? Not me.

: Or naming the state on the first guess of Name the State? RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington “P or …

: Yep. RT @nickus526: @jwadlington 1-punch knockout?

: The only one that comes to mind is bowling. Golf is theoretically possible (18 holes-in-one). Are …

: I’m still thinking about Humber’s perfect game and it’s context within sports. In …

: 2012 Films I&#039;ve Seen The Hunger Games The Cabin in the Woods Jeff, Who Lives at Home Chronicle 21 Jump Street …

: In other news, I’m thinking of converting from MLA/AP style punctuation to British/logical. …

: I know we need to define “better”, but assuming we can agree on a definition that …

: Sure, Tree of Life and Melancholia explore deeper and more serious issues than Cabin, but does …

: Are movies that are smart and fun “better” than movies that are just smart? Is Cabin in …

: I don’t like to take joy in the suffering of people, but lucky for me the Red Sox aren’t …

: That being said, Brendan Ryan didn’t swing at that pitch. That being said, the umpire made the …

: Wow. Perfect game. 21st in MLB history. Congrats, Phil Humber.

: If you’re two outs from a perfect game, you should be using two hands to catch a fly ball.

: …it may be the first time a show has been filmed with that in the mind. Possible side effects? (2/2) …

: Hurwitz is actively encouraging people to watch the entire 4th season of Arrested Development in one …

: #Discovery landing t.co/98VXpiSW

: I just unlocked the “4sqDay 2012” badge on @foursquare! Cupcakes and crowns for all! #4sqDay …

: There’s so many good @ckwadlington quotations going on right now, I don’t even know …

: Me: that’s what she said @ckwadlington: who’s she? That is what she said?

: Opening Day gets me every year.

: Glad that @alexsuttonn, @clpancake and I could convince Nerlens to come to Kentucky. You’re …

: BOOM RT @KySportsRadio: Nerlens Noel picks Kentucky

: You probably aren’t watching Justified, but should be. I don’t think there’s a …

: Thanks. I AM a lot like Don Draper, aren’t I? RT @joshgabe: @jwadlington so I started watching …

: RT @bengaskins Don Draper’s wife would make a great Freddie Mercury if they made a biopic …

: RT @MattSebek: It’s time for another Mike Matheny HEY GIRL offering. #stlcards – …

: Probably @CardsJoeMaddon RT @CanPredictBall: @jwadlington Who will be the next manager bold enough …

: Not having @TonyLaRussa around has really decreased my ability to @CanPredictBall.

: Seconded! Play in DC more often! RT @rmpugh Great show with @kelleymcrae! Check out her new album …

: Just @Lwad11 and Clarence Thomas Throwing up three goggles. No big deal. t.co/2Kmdrs01

: RT @MLB: REMINDER: If we get 1,000 NEW FOLLOWERS in the next HOUR, we’ll give away an iPad, a …

: Happy Opening Day, everyone!

: RT @LangoschMLB: #STLCards Opening Day lineup to be: Furcal 6, Beltran 9, Holliday 7, Berkman 3, …

: For those that can make it, the #BBN after after party is moving from NOLA to the Delta Sky club …

: RT @KySportsRadio: So yes, I may have seen UK Pres. Eli Capiluoto at 2:30 am in NOLA last night and …

: Nice ring to it. #bbn t.co/NCdIClhQ

: They’re playing Champagne Supernova. Good job, #bbn?

: We can’t hear the whistle from where we’re sitting. It’s really weird. #BBN

: Twenty minutes until tipoff with @alexsuttonn, @clpancake @BWCakes t.co/mQ7kjaY9

: I’m at Mercedes-Benz Superdome for Kansas Jayhawks vs. Kentucky Wildcats (New Orleans, LA) w/ …

: Big blue ponchos on the way to #8 with @alexsuttonn and @clpancake! #BBN t.co/yr6rj8S5

: I just unlocked the “Trainspotter” badge on @foursquare! t.co/0fjCkfKA

: I’m going to regret being up this early. #bbn #gameday

: In case you were wondering if that Capital One contest was rigged, it was. At least the Avetts will …

: Big Blue Second Line #BBN # WeAreUK t.co/LOaX3RSF

: I just unlocked the Level 3 “JetSetter” badge on @foursquare! Sweet! t.co/Rs8H90V3

: Screw it. I’m going to New Orleans.

: How can they announce the sequel to Anchorman and expect me to be able to sleep tonight? …

: Done and done. MT @joshgabe: I say we only drink Makers this weekend since its made the most …

: Mad Men may have fooled us with its own bean ballet. Thank God it’s back. t.co/tArWyLkA

: Bean Ballet I’ve heard from some people that they were disappointed that not that much happened in last …

: I’ve got tickets to the bean ballet and the curtain is about to go up.

: Maaaaad Men, Maaaaaad Men, Maaaaad Men, Maaaaad Men, Maaaad Men, Maaaaaad Men, Maaaad Men, Maaaaaad …

: It’s insane to think that with a 20 point UK win and two Fantasy Baseball drafts in the bag …

: My three favorite holidays are Opening day of baseball, Derby and UK/UofL game. Real leap year is …

: A UK-Louisville Final Four game would be a good arena for next year’s Hunger Games.

: …and don’t want anything in the second two books spoiled by the movie. (e.g. Boromir dying in …

: Folks who’ve seen the Hunger Games movie and read the books: does the movie cover just the …

: I’ve always wondered how sign guys got those sweet moves. #practicemakesp @ Virginia Highlands …

: Good PlanRT @OnionSports Kentucky Going To Stick With Strategy Of Having Far-And-Away Better …

: I just finished a 3.12 mi run with a pace of 8'16"/mi with Nike+ GPS. #nikeplus #makeitcount

: My boss just asked if we could have our noon meeting somewhere where we could watch the Murray State …

: Gary Oldman better clear his schedule for the Coach Harper movie.

: Coach Harper may be the real life Coach Taylor.

: Boom. #WKU

: Insane. Where was this team the whole game?

: Well, @Lwad11 and I are watching this game. And taking pictures of EcoCabs. But mainly watching the …

: I hope that David Cameron goes back and tells the good people of Britain the tales of WKU.

: Apparently UPS has decided to give up on the Kentucky market.

: First blush, my final four is Kentucky, Mizzou, UNC and FSU.

: Couldn’t be happier with both Kentucky and FSU’s placement.

: If the selection committee has a soul, they’ll put Kentucky and UNC on different sides of the …

: #Kentucky will still be the top #1 seed. Doesn’t make this suck any less.

: #FSU will (probably) be a three seed, but should be a two seed.

: GET A REBOUND. #FSU

: #FSU would beat anyone today.

: Who was the genius that scheduled #FSU and #Kentucky at the same time? It’s making my life …

: Boom. #fsu

: I feel bad for the lady with the Craftsman garage door app who locked that skunk in her garage.

: Why would you show that clip? #Kentucky

: I gotta love that keeps me waiting @ Verizon Center t.co/Xxc0nTr1

: Interesting article over Springsteen’s (excellent) new album on why he’s endured where …

: Yes, I did just retweet something to win DMB tickets. I’m secure in non-broclivity.

: RT @LiveNationDC: Don’t forget @davematthewsbnd at Jiffy Lube Live tix on sale THIS Friday at …

: MT @jrshoulders This was right above your tweet about your spare key. RT @WolfpackAlan We live in a …

: I probably shouldn’t have told you all that.

: What I learned from Justified tonight: I’m hiding my spare car key in the gas tank …

: Lyon County folks: for those who don’t know, George Fant is Kenneth’s (the guy who took …

: Coach Harper deserves all the credit he’ll get over the next couple of days and much more.

: Boom. I believe that’s an NCAA tournament birth, y’all. #wku

: What just happened there? #wku

: Boom. George Fant, y’all. #WKU

: Boom. WKU in the Sun Belt finals. Who would have thought after the season we’ve had that …

: Has to be good news for Fringe, right? RT @THR: Fox Cancels ‘Terra Nova’ t.co/hXSFoiMZ

: Exactly how I think. Jeff Lunhow (AstrosGM): (Baseball is like blackjack), play perfect strategy …

: I can’t say enough good things about Awake. I’ve never seen anything so emotionally …

: I don’t think they can sustain it, but the pilot to Awake was one of the best I’ve ever …

: I’ve missed baseball so much, that I’m even happy to see this screen. We’ll see …

: Great night at the DC Independent Film Festival– Three Iranian films and three zombie films. …

: All Kentucky folks: be safe today and have plenty of bourbon on hand. You have no idea how long the …

: Jon Hamm is currently taking about the #stlcards on Letterman. I’m pretty sure heaven is a …

: Let us know if you start growing gills. RT @notnek: I am coughing up blood! Could that be Leap Day …

: Happy 9th(?) (I can’t keep up w/ how leap year birthdays work) to @Zippicurean! Hope Leap Day …

: Folks, I’ve made it in life: every time I tweet I get about twelve spam messages.

: Finally someone suggests a Star Wars viewing order that makes sense. (Tweeting this in case everyone …

: I just finished a 7.02 mi run with a pace of 9'08"/mi and a time of 1:04:15 with Nike+ GPS. …

: I won’t edit my list, but I’ll write something about those films (&how distance has …

: Remember that time I listed my top films of 2011 before seeing Take Shelter & Hugo? Both are in …

: Tell him he caused my fantasy team to lose last year & needs to step it up in 2012. RT …

: Very happy birthday to @jrshoulders! Hoping I get to see her in a few weeks!

: Hells yes. RT @danharmon: What you call 8:00, we call home. Community returns to Thursday nights on …

: See you Sep 2013! RT @lk_whitehead: OK chickens, the verdict is in. My first post will be Niamey, …

: Monuments at night with @lucyfort, @sca_rah and @lk_whitehead t.co/gbTA19tS

: Hopefully like the last game we saw together RT @bengaskins @jwadlington Sure wish I could spend it …

: Happy Pitchers and Catchers Reporting Day! Spend it with people you love! (as long as they love …

: Downloaded Osfoora for Mac. I’m worried that if I like it, all I have left to complain about …

: Boom. I might have been out tonight instead of watching #FSU, but that doesn’t mean we …

: RT @JoeStrauss: Right now I’ve got Kentucky ranked No. 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 in country. You can …

: …yeah, but does Mountain Lion contain @tweetbot for Mac?

: Kudos to @KySportsRadio and the rest of the broadcast team for knowing when to talk and when to shut …

: Purchased. A data nerd’s dream. RT @NikeFuel Want to be the first to #makeitcount? A Nike+ …

: For those that don’t know, Fuller did the most underrated show of the past 10 years: Pushing …

: Wait. Bryan Fuller’s doing a Hannibal TV series? As in Lector? Awesome. RT @EW Bryan …

: Literally the best article ever MT @TheEconomist Fans of Parks and Rec have noted with delight the …

: RT @KySportsRadio: If hate tweets to me are any indication, UL fans know many synonyms for …

: Best thing I’ve seen all night. t.co/485YpVph

: Per my Twitterfeed, the ratings for Walking Dead are going to be @Kwoth83 and me. Enjoy your 159 …

: Georgetown game with @rmpugh and Dikembe Mutumbo. I unfortunately couldn’t get him to do the …

: RT @AshleyJudd: Great game! Congrats to a terrific VU game for intensity & poise. Cats were so …

: That escalated quickly. #Kentucky

: This #Kentucky game is going to be closer than people think. Combination of an underperforming team, …

: $125 which includes iOS apps this year. It’s a steal. RT @MLBTV MLB.TV ready to play ball for …

: That’s a disservice to Satan. MT @JoeStrauss: So @keithlaw, whom some Cards fans consider …

: Best back-to-back tweets ever. // cc @JakeParkerBand t.co/VrvhrNv7

: I just unlocked the “Super Swarm Sunday” badge on @foursquare! Go team! t.co/sgfLcyei

: This. #PuppyBowl MT @MattSebek Animal Planet gets it; take something that’s inherently …

: No one can beat this Kentucky team.

: This. RT @NotoriousDTG: If it’s such a big game wouldn’t you want to watch it anywhere …

: Finally saw the Josh Hamilton PC. I feel for the guy; it’s a bad situation all around. …

: At its best, there’s not a better show out there than Fringe.

: Great insight/analysis into baseball and an FSU fan to boot. Plenty of reasons for Tally folks & …

: Baseball folks: the #stlcards MLB beat writer, @MatthewHLeach, has been promoted to national …

: I just finished a 5.11 mi run with a pace of 8'34"/mi and a time of 43:47 with Nike+ GPS. …

: Yeah, just saw Take Shelter…going to have to revise that list. Go see it. Now.

: Secured the Inca Trail permits today, so we’re heading to Peru May 26 - June 4. If you want to …

: Nailed it. RT @OnionPolitics: Time Traveler From The Year 1998 Warns Nation Not To Elect Newt …

: He’ll be here all week. Try the veal. #sotu

: RT @AlanTheisen “Women need equal pay for equal work” It’s a fucking tragedy this …

: My set up for tonight. t.co/YTlAXQFR

: RT @NotoriousDTG: The State of UK is strong very strong. I better see what Obama has to say about …

: Forgot about that. Too much on tonight and none of it starts before 9pm. RT @notnek: @jwadlington …

: Let’s just hope that the State of the Union wraps up tonight before the State of the …

: The time off should help him figure out the bullpen phone RT @JoeStrauss Bud just issued statement …

: RT @keithcalder: If BREAKING BAD or DOWNTON ABBEY were eligible for Best Picture Oscars, we’d …

: That’s about all I’m happy about, though. #OscarNoms

: Very happy about ‘A Separation’ nod for Original Screenplay. #OscarNoms

: Boom. #FSU

: Also further proof that there are places that sell bourbon in DC.

: #Kentucky playing Arkansas and Justified back on the same night? Further proof that Jesus is from …

: Happy that @lk_whitehead finally made it to Virginia! When do we get to go do nerdy stuff??

: Spent the night catching up on Downton Abbey instead of watching the Globes. Still bitter about the …

: Don’t know if I’d rather been in Tally or Knoxville! RT @VeniceJHR @jwadlington awesome …

: Thanks, @ESPN, for showing #Kentucky & #FSU back-to-back to ensure that I didn’t have to …

: Hope all the #Kentucky folks stuck around to watch #FSU murder #UNC. #BBN #WeAreUK #GoNoles

: RT @OnionSports: Unpopular BCS Crowns Alabama Champions, Pushes Elderly Woman Down Stairs, Wishes …

: Alright, everyone, we can finally close down 2011. Here are my favorite films of the year: …

: Favorite Films of 2011 So I know that 2010 was a good year for movies, but looking back, most of that was based on the fact …

: Re: last tweet. @emilytmeyer is already coming with, so if you like her more than me, maybe that …

: Next big trip: climbing the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu May 26-June 4. Spending a few days in Lima …

: And my cousin. RT @NelsonMRosario: @jwadlington I know you need a piece of straw

: Ok, I’m finally buying my own banjo. What do I need to know? Are the concerns similar to …

: Still have a few films to see before I make my best of 2011 list, but here are some prestigious …

: 2011 Movie Awards I’m still about four movies away from feeling comfortable posting my Best of 2011 list. …

: Looks like Community will be back this Spring, not leading off a night (thank God) & will have a …

: 6 ULL players on the court finally did it, eh? About time. MT @MrChadBishop: #WKU fires basketball …

: Bad news. RT @Cardinals: Cardinals pitching coach Dave Duncan to take leave of absence; no timetable …

: I may have to turn on the subtitles for Part 2 of my Meek’s Cutoff/Attack the Block double …

: Meek’s Cutoff 4:3 ratio is really tripping me out.

: Still need to see Dragon Tattoo, War Horse, Artist, Descendants, and Hugo before I finish my list. …

: Since NYE disrupted my usual tradition of seeing movies every day between Christmas & New …

: Great weekend with great people for NYE in Times Square. Everyone needs to do it, but trust me, …

: Probably won’t. RT @RealTimeWWII: Happy New Year, everybody! Thanks for following. Let’s …

: Justin Bieber is playing Let it Be…and it actually sounds good. #signsoftheapocalypse

: I’m at Times Square for New Year’s Eve (Broadway & 7th Ave, btwn 42nd & 47th St, New …

: Had to go to a TGI Fridays, pay $30 for two Bud Lights and miss Times Square NYE activities, but all …

: RT @KySportsRadio: I just asked Jay Z if he would take a picture for UK fans. He said “I love …

: Yes, I am in Times Square for New Year’s and yes, I did just lose my spot to find somewhere to …

: RT @BeisnerKSR: Someone has already changed the record on Rick Pitino’s Wikipedia page to 12-2 …

: Should append an ‘in my belly’ to that. RT @notnek: @jwadlington @breannacopeland i just …

: Wait a second…today was Christmas?

: RT @MattSebek: Grievance aired to @FSMidwest: your audience watches you because they have to, not …

: I hope I’m not on @MattSebek’s grievance aired list.

: Hopefully leaving Pirates losing ways in Pitt. Welcome to STL!MT @LangoschMLB Life is taking me to …

: First #stlcards lose Pujols and then @MatthewHLeach. Have to say I may miss Leach more. RT …

: I’ve got a flight from a commonwealth to The Commonwealth tonight. I’ve missed the land …

: I’m glad I’m not an Emmy voter and have to decide between Damian Lewis and Bryan …

: I just unlocked the “Jobs” badge on @foursquare! t.co/fER13rH4

: Just posted a photo @ Ground Zero t.co/BSrJUsey

: On the train to New York to meet @Lwad11, @awadlington, @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll. Great way …

: The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards NOMINATIONS The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards NOMINATIONS | OFFICIAL WEBSITE of the HFPA and the GOLDEN GLOBE …

: Any awards ceremony that can and then doesn’t recognize Parks and Rec, Community, Breaking …

: Wish I could be there! Congrats, Lil Court! Love you! RT @clpancake Graduating from PT school today! …

: Best Drama will be a bloodbath between Boardwalk Empire and Breaking Bad. Shame one has to lose, but …

: Supporting actress may be the only acting award Homeland doesn’t win. If Claire Danes …

: RT @KySportsRadio: Crazy stat..1/6 of UK’s total losses in the history of Rupp Arena came in 2 …

: RT @KySportsRadio: UK is third in the latest coaches poll behind Syracuse and Ohio State. U of L is …

: RT @miklasz: Nice week for MLB. Game’s biggest star breaks adoring fans' hearts to chase a …

: Flag @ FedExField t.co/ZrklInaK

: Army-Navy game with @lucyfort! t.co/0kbZJZHM

: I’m at FedEx Field for Army Black Knights vs. Navy Midshipmen (1600 FedEx Way, FedExField, …

: The living Christmas tree and the human centipede are a little too close in nature for my taste.

: Ticketmaster tickets w/ only $7.50 in fees? I feel like I’m waiting for another email charging …

: RT @gathering_umc: Don’t burn that Pujols T-shirt or jersey! Bring it to 2105 McCausland. …

: Thinking 30Rock instead of MF, but heard good things about Sub. RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington …

: Why can’t ABC and NBC team up to give me a Modern Family, Happy Endings, Community and Parks …

: If this is the end of Community (…and it’s not), I can’t think of a better way to …

: RT @Buster_ESPN: Mlb Executive on the Marlins' spending: “What, do they think Germany is going …

: Guess I have to change my wireless network password now.

: RLRT @notnek Fully agree. It sucks to lose him but it would suck harder to be locked into that deal.

: Insane in years/dollars. Can’t blame Cards for not matching, AP for accepting MT …

: RT @JoeStrauss: albert’s gone to Angels.

: Very happy birthday to @lk_whitehead! How’s that trip planning to DC coming?

: Me too. :( RT @Zippicurean: Had some drunken Christmas carol performances with @bengaskins. Wishing …

: 11 #CardsTriviaTuesday

: 11! #CardsTriviaTuesday

: If #Albertageddon occurs (& if it’s true Marlins offered him a 10-year deal, then I hope …

: His mom RT @laurenhallie wtf Jimmy Darmody

: “Why couldn’t they just hold them up higher on the handles?” -my new personal …

: White House Carolers. #whtweetup t.co/hV9HFQUR

: Thanks! Incredible day. Thanks to @ks44 and Kasie for their hard work. RT @whitehouse: @jwadlington …

: Great day at the #whtweetup @ The White House t.co/xUb1tztt

: Infinite Chandeliers. #whtweetup t.co/ys3N1ujk

: Golden Stars in the White House. #whtweetup t.co/FZJ8hN5i

: View from the inside out. #whtweetup t.co/lLlwBTO1

: Heading to lunch and then onto the White House for a holiday tour. Will try to tweet much more from …

: Sorry for the lack of live updates. No cell service in the room this morning. Yes, they are aware of …

: Great morning session with the @whitehouse Tweetup. Highlight of the morning had to be …

: I’m sure it was meant well, but I was excited when I saw the logo RT @notnek @jwadlington so …

: #WKU not invited to @BBVACompassBowl. It’s terrible that they announced it with a big WKU …

: Excited for Boardwalk Empire tonight so that its theme song can finally get Parks and Rec’s …

: #browdown

: Community just solidified itself as the greatest show ever by making a Kroger/Krogers joke. …

: Before the White House Tweetup, my take on why information is so important: Knowing is Half the …

: Knowing Is Half the Battle During this year’s State of the Union address I tweeted: In the next ten years, the lack of …

: Like asking if water has gotten you wet. MT @TheAVClub If Ticketmaster ripped you off, could have …

: Well, according to @930Club, the Black Keys are coming in March. I would really like tickets to …

: Love how (at least in DC) yesterday’s LivingSocial was for McDonald’s & …

: For real, who schedules a Christmas party when you have to go to work the next day?

: I don’t think I’ve ever even had a Big Mac before. My New Year’s resolution should …

: I love that both @laurenhallie and @sarahdaryani have acted as my food conscience and shamed me into …

: Ha- I’ll add it to the list. #whtweetup RT @BryantheIntern: @jwadlington @whitehouse Who …

: Part of the event consists of a Q&A with @whitehouse officials. If anyone has anything …

: As I mentioned a few days ago, I’ve been invited to the @whitehouse Tweetup on Monday. …

: My take on why last night’s Walking Dead was so effective: t.co/SdvY0HWW

: Presumed Dead, Until Proven Living As frequent consumers of media, we become numb to certain tropes, even if we don’t realize it. …

: Kentucky: where even we know #1 is better than #6. #NewKentuckyMotto

: You can have the research triangle, I’ll take the rings. #NewKentuckyMotto

: #47 in reading good, #1 where it matters. #NewKentuckyMotto

: #NewKentuckyMotto suggestion: #1 in the AP Poll, #1 at kicking ass. #WeAreUK

: Just invited to the White House Tweetup next week! Couldn’t be more excited to see the …

: Can’t imagine a better day in sports for the Commonwealth. See ya North Carolina and …

: Christmas is here @ Arlington, VA t.co/yaWLaq0Y

: RT @wkuheraldsports: #UK beats #UT 10-7. #WKU chances of a BBVA Compass Bowl or Liberty Bowl berth …

: As @NotoriousDTG points out, huge win for the Commonwealth. Not only does #Kentucky break the …

: Well, it’s halftime, #Kentucky’s only scored a field goal and a wide receiver is playing …

: The Help (2011) IMDb - The Help (2011). It’s like the female Ocean’s 11 of southern dramadies. …

: Thinking about doing a Drive/ 50/50 /Cowboys & Aliens triple feature tomorrow. Quadruple feature …

: Festival of Lights at National Harbor! Merry end of November, everyone! t.co/f4a3Sg7U

: Sorry, everyone! RT @bengaskins Happy Thanksgiving to friends, enemies, frienemies & enemends. …

: Making a big pot of chili and some New York-style cheesecake just like the pilgrims did.

: Please Ridicule Me Until I See These I need your general denigration until I see this list of movies. Feel free to add comments about how …

: 2011 Films I&#039;ve Seen Films I've seen that debuted in 2011 Take Shelter Cedar Rapids Martha Marcy May Marlene War …

: First NHL game goes to overtime. I’m a bit perturbed by the total lack of the Flying V, …

: First NHL game! (@ Verizon Center for Winnipeg Jets vs. Washington Capitals w/ 83 others) …

: Most have seen this by now, but Community’s Beetlejuice joke that spans three episodes over …

: Favorites of 2010 I had trouble narrowing it down to ten, so I did twenty. This is not a list of the "best" films of …

: Any changes to blackout restrictions for televised games in the new CBA? // cc @Ken_Rosenthal …

: RT @Dropbox: A guide on how to get more free space with Dropbox! t.co/nIjwo0nM Retweet for a chance …

: Happy Friendsgiving, y’all! t.co/Qu0yXngZ

: It’s sad how poorly #WKU is doing. They’ve played OK teams, (LSU, Tulsa), but …

: Hang on…you got fireworks…through email? RT @Zippicurean: Got the fireworks email! Dissertation …

: I wish I could grow a unibrow like Anthony Davis.

: Haha- me too. RT @notnek: @jwadlington if they continue to start every game with 3 after 3, it will …

: If #Kentucky presses after ever basket, this may be my favorite year of college basketball ever.

: New #Kentucky-themed drinking game: take a shot of bourbon every time Anthony Davis takes a shot. A …

: Disaster! My emergency rations of Octoberfest is getting low. t.co/6NPXVIKM

: RT @thesurfreport: RT @TVMoJoe: Per NBC, COMMUNITY is being put “on the bench” for a …

: Word from @TheAVClub is that Community is pulled from NBC’s midseason schedule. I’ve got …

: The best thing about the Matheny hire may be that Dave Duncan stays. #stlcards

: I’m not saying I don’t like the choice, I’m just saying it’s a complete …

: I like Mike Matheny, but the choice is odd to say the least. No coaching experience, let alone …

: RT @SI_JonHeyman: cardinals announce mike matheny got the managing job. nice call. respected by …

: Academy Builds Surprise Into Best Picture Rules Academy Builds Surprise Into Best Picture Rules. You may remember back a couple of months ago when, …

: Film vs TV, Oscars, and Drive Angry. Film vs TV, Oscars, and Drive Angry.. My friend, Chris Baldwin, recently posted a note about his …

: Top Twenty Movies of 2010 So, 2010 was a really good year for movies; as of writing this, I’ve seen 46 that came out this …

: Hiking the Billy Goat Trail with @rmpugh! t.co/X6F22nSp

: Kentucky needs to stop sucking so I can watch UNC and MSU. I mean, for real, it’s on an …

: RT @MattSebek: Don Draper wearing an #stlcards World Champions hat. Hell and yes. (via @MayorBurnsy) …

: I’ve never been happier to say this: Too. Much. Basketball. On. Tonight. #WKU #Kentucky #FSU

: Anybody remember that time that Kentucky won by 85?

: Wow. Between this game and the rest of tonight…I’m not going to lie, it’s a good night …

: For real, who had Western Kentucky (tied) for the most FBS wins in the Commonwealth on November 5?

: National Symphony Orchestra at the Kennedy Center with @lucyfort! t.co/9A2x0IVk

: I’m at The John F Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts for National Symphony Orchestra …

: I’ve got tickets for pre-release J. Edgar & @lucyfort’s got tickets for the National …

: Hands down the best game I’ve ever been present for. Thanks, @tyrussellrogers, for the …

: I was there for it! RT @SMaresca21 ESPN recognizes Ty Rogers' shot to beat Drake as # 4 of the …

: My electric bill is almost 1/6th of what it was in Tallahassee. That’s insane.

: Just got pre-screening tickets to see J. Edgar from the @crimemuseum! Thursday at 7:30- who wants to …

: Big news. Thanks for the great years, Tony. RT @CardsInsider: Tony La Russa had just announced his …

: Best moment of the postgame press conference: Carp’s daughter loves him. t.co/pMp7vedh

: So, it’s pretty difficult to take pictures of it snowing. But, trust me, it’s snowing.

: The Rangers are a great organization and will win the Series sooner rather than later. They were …

: I like Ron Washington & he will be a good manager, but he’s not there yet. He made some …

: I don’t normally advocate child profanities, but an exception would have to be made there. …

: Was I the only one hoping when they were interviewing Carp after the game that his daughter would …

: John Mozeliak (the Cards' GM) is this season’s MVP. He pulled off an unpopular trade that …

: When I move to a new city, the Cards win the World Series. Tally in 2006, DC in 2011. I’m sure …

: On Feb 24: RT @jwadlington Well, the 2011 season was fun while it lasted RT @JoeStrauss TJ surgery …

: Just a couple of further thoughts about this year in baseball. Sorry for the upcoming flood of your …

: Sorry, all. I’ve been celebrating all night. I’ll respond to texts/tweets tomorrow. Love …

: RT @MatthewHLeach: 180 down. None to go. Good night.

: That’s a winner.

: RT @dgoold: #Cardinals have replaced Matt Holliday on the #WorldSeries roster with Adron Chambers. …

: For all those tweeting/texting this morning, the only injury for me from last night’s game is …

: Game 7

: I literally sprained my ankle jumping up and down. I have a piece of frozen chicken on it now.

: David freese is a man. I will have a bourbon for him tonight.

: Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.

: You know this is either going to be a double play or a home run.

: Someone needs to tell these teams that they need to put more numbers in the R column than the E.

: No matter if the Cards win or lose tonight, Jon Hamm is from St. Louis, so we kind of win anyway.

: RT @CardsInsider: MLB has just postponed Game 6 of the World Series until tomorrow due to inclement …

: I just unlocked the “Great Outdoors” badge on @foursquare! t.co/2XMvLUqP

: According to @ckwadlington, we’re going on an adventure. Just like all good adventures, …

: How many years was that, Tim McCarver?

: Me too. RT @notnek: I’m going to try to post more photos to @Instagram. And more entries to …

: Boom. Boom. Boom. Albert Pujols, y’all.

: Boom. Albert Pujols, y’all. Boom.

: Matt Holliday, y’all

: Wish i was there, too! RT @Beth_Boyd: @jwadlington We wish you were here! #Cards #Rangers …

: Allen Craig has three at bats…and he’s the MVP if the #stlcards win it.

: Boom. Allen Craig, y’all

: Arlington National Cemetery overlook with @ckwadlington and @mistercarroll @ Arlington National …

: Boom. Congrats, Dr. @Zippicurean! RT @Zippicurean: I did it y’all. Dissertation PASSED.

: Happy to have @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll up to visit. Going on a ghost tour tonight around …

: Allen Craig, y’all

: We need the first two games to have a chace. #stlcards #worldseries

: Who would have thought that the thermal view would be useful? #worldseries #rangers #stlcards

: RT @MattSebek: The levels of awesome in this photo are hard to comprehend. #WorldSeries – …

: I’m guessing @Beth_Boyd and I have to suspend our friendship for the next week. #rangers …

: Congrats to @dfreese23 on his MVP. Well deserved. #stlcards #postseason #worldseries

: RT @BreakingNews: St. Louis Cardinals advance to WS, burying Brewers 12-6 to take NL series 4-2 - …

: that’s a winner

: David Freese, y’all.

: I just finished a 5.03 mi run with a time of 8:54/mile with Nike+ GPS. #nikeplus

: Had a great time with @lucyfort seeing Lisa Hannigan. Thanks for going with me! Great show.

: Lisa Hannigan at the @930Club! @LisaHBand t.co/xvgHTyuB

: Wow. There ya go, @Beth_Boyd.

: Why would you leave Garcia in to face Braun, let alone Fielder?

: RT @Zack_Adams: #ridiculoustweet :-) “@jwadlington: This is why there is no sport that can …

: I’ve had about two and a half hours of sleep in the past 48 hours, but I’ve had a great …

: The Phillies are a great team, but no one was going to beat Carp tonight. No one. #postseason …

: The Cardinals beat Lee, Oswalt and Halladay. How is that a fluke? #postseason #stlcards

: Como estas, bitches. #nlcs

: This is why there is no sport that can touch baseball.

: RT @pfeiffer44: POTUS:There may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of …

: Having a bourbon for you tonight, Steve and spending the evening reflecting on your accomplishments …

: My Twitterfeed is an insane mix of joy (because of the #stlcards) and somberness (with Steve Jobs' …

: Lost one of the great visionaries today in Steve Jobs. Thanks for all the great times over the past …

: Wish I was at the #stlcards game with @ckwadlington, @MisterCarroll and Go! Go looks like …

: Perfect Choice. MT @KySportsRadio Source tells KSR that Christian Laettner will coach the …

: I’ve had 5 people reply all on 500-person email trying to reply to the sender. I then had 10 …

: Wait, wait, wait… Your all’s names isn’t Gaksins? @Zippicurean: @jwadlington All …

: In other news, how did I get so many married friends? If you’re single, I’m coming to …

: Great 5 days in Charlotte w/ Gaksins (@bengaskins @Zippicurean), Theisens (@alantheisen @DuoFujin) …

: Spent time with old friends, a Cards #postseason win & an Arrested Development announcement for …

: 1-1. #stlcards #postseason

: Best news in the history of news. RT @TheAVClub: 4th season of Arrested Development in addition to a …

: Thanks, @Zippicurean, for dinner! Why aren’t you following her food blog? t.co/L8rmO1f2 …

: BERKMAN!!!!!!!

: Shelby Square with @bengaskins and @Zippicurean @ Historic Cleveland County Courthouse t.co/nHRrlcJu

: One of these things is not true. RT @bengaskins: Hanging with my buddy @jwadlington who is DEMANDING …

: Underdog kind of day in sports. #GoKentucky #BeatLSU #GoCards #BeatPhils

: RT @TortyCraig: Mr. La Russa intervened. “Now Albert surely you can spare 1 doughnut for …

: The first thing I’m doing when iOS 5 comes out is disabling every badge on every device I own.

: RT @Zippicurean: Go, @jwadlington, go! This would be his second helping of biscuits & gravy. …

: Izzy’s starring in the all-cat remake of the Shining t.co/qTIQTPBp

: RT @laurenhallie bananas! RT @jwadlington I don’t mean to hyperbolic, but this has been the …

: RT @Beth_Boyd: @jwadlington :: Welcome to the postseason! #Cards

: I don’t mean to hyperbolic, but this has been the greatest night of baseball I’ve ever …

: This is an insane night of baseball.

: #DidItForTorty

: Just landed in Charlotte. Looking forward to seeing @bengaskins, @Zippicurean, @AlanTheisen and …

: Old @ckwadlington wants me to apologize for saying “hell” earlier. Sorry, everyone.

: Hell yes, I will! Tweeted that before they announced 3G version. RT @notnek: @jwadlington dude. pay …

: $99 for the Kindle Touch? I do believe I will, @amazon, thank you very much.

: Funny that if #RedSox/#Rays & #stlcards/#Braves have a one-game tiebreak, it’s essentially …

: In other news, instead of running, I’m eating bacon and sitting on my deck. …

: I know this will never happen, but I would buy an iPod nano w/ Bluetooth/GPS (for Nike+) in a …

: Tied.

: #DoItForTorty

: Very happy birthday to old @ckwadlington. Hope she gets what she wants! (but only if what she wants …

: I’m currently on the National Mall listening to Garrison Keillor reading a poem …

: I feel the need to retweet @NotoriousDTG again. #Kentucky RT @NotoriousDTG And basketball season …

: If you won’t to teach our youth, who will? RT @nickus526 cant pick on a 13 year old. had to …

: RT @nickus526: Got a pissed off text from a girl. Hilarity ensued until i found out she was 13 when …

: I would pay a lot of money for @MattSebek to interview Colby Rasmus. I wouldn’t even have to …

: David Freese, y’all. #stlcards #WCRace

: I know the #Marlins are up 1-0, but if this umpire doesn’t start calling the low ball, the …

: What’s it called when you have a Compact Disc full of music and you want to get it on your …

: Wow. I feel bad for having assumed the Cardinals were out of this. #WCRace #stlcards

: RT @KySportsRadio: Radio host in Atlanta says SEC wants Louisville as 14th member but UK exercising …

: I know the #stlcards are still two & a half out of the wild card, but man, after tonight’s …

: Thank you, Omar Infante. #Marlins #Braves #stlcards #wildcard #twoandahalf

: Finally figured out why I moved to D.C. Kentucky v. Kansas on 11/15 at Madison Square Garden. …

: RT @NotoriousDTG: And basketball season just started.

: Wow. #Trickett

: Make that 4 games out of the Wild Card. Braves just won. #GoStlCards #GoNoles #GoKentucky

: Too many games tonight: FSU/OU (of course), Kentucky/Louisville & the #stlcards (3.5 games out …

: Jealous of everyone in Tally today. Lots of pictures, please! #GoNoles // cc @laurenhallie …

: Why yes, 68 degree weather, I do think I’ll go outside and run in you.

: Miss you guys, too! See you all in a few weeks! RT @Zippicurean: So glad I got to talk to …

: I may have to suck it up and go see @bengaskins, @Zippicurean, @AlanTheisen, and @DuoFujin in …

: No one can get off a Wednesday-Monday (9/27-10/3) to go somewhere? $39 tickets to Boston (@rmpugh) …

: I’ve may have six days off in a row…who wants to go somewhere? Sept. 28-Oct. 3.

: Let me know when you get it! MT @Zippicurean: Fall is happening so today we’re working on …

: Nats game with @lucyfort, @Beth_Boyd, and @bamesser! t.co/6oMItT1

: If you’re from Kentucky, visited Kentucky or just happen to know someone from Kentucky, please …

: I’ve already given $100 & hope you will, too. At the very least, please take a second to see …

: You can donate to the cause by visiting their Kickstarter page or by making your way to their …

: Kentucky for Kentucky will raise $3.5 million to purchase a Superbowl ad dedicated to showing how …

: Today, I was made aware of one of these causes. #KYforKY

: In the course of human history, there are causes so great that it necessitates attention being paid …

: Holy crap. RT @TheAVClub: Nike finally making Back To The Future II’s self-lacing shoes for …

: The view from Booz Allen’s corporate box! t.co/Yl2Zr0j

: Nats game with @rmpugh! (@ Nationals Park for New York Mets vs. Washington Nationals w/ 174 others) …

: I love DC. Just got tickets to three Nats games in the next week, two of which were free & the …

: Contextual menu is back! Hooray! Thanks! MT @1Password: we’ve got some new betas. Mac beta; …

: When you come to DC, make sure to stop by the MLk Jr. Memorial. It really is one of the nicer (and …

: I’m at Hurricanepocalypse 2011 (Moving Target, Washington) w/ 215 others t.co/L01I66r

: I love how onsite reporters call people outside in the storm idiots as if they have some kind of …

: Googling what flambé means right now!MT @Zippicurean Want to get fancy, flambé passion fruit in …

: Best food blog out there! RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington 2 oz dark rum, 2 oz light rum, 1 oz lime …

: In that paradigm, couldn’t agree more MT @TheEconomist #Apple gadget that’s done most to …

: Alright @Twitter folks, I need assistance in narrowing down what TV show I should watch next: Alias …

: Whether you love or loathe Apple, Jobs was the compass of (almost) every major tech market in …

: It’s super nerdy, but I’m really sad to Steve Jobs resign. I don’t think anyone …

: La Russa creates self-fulfilling prophecy by letting Boggs bat in blowout & then Boggs causes …

: It’s the 4th inning and La Russa’s already given up on this game. Is that …

: I just unlocked the “Super Duper Swarm” badge on @foursquare! t.co/8dUXasg

: I’m at Earthquakepocalypse 2011 (Moving Target!, Washington D.C.) w/ 1514 others t.co/9PeWbNb

: RT @TheOnion: Sources refuse to rule out #500footbinladen as cause of recent tremors. Story …

: I just unlocked the “Epic Swarm” badge on @foursquare! t.co/WWKaPrz

: So I leave Florida for DC & have a hurricane come my way. Then, boom…earthquake. Guys…where are …

: A moth flew into Matt Holliday’s ear during the #stlcards game & had to surgically …

: Wow! Where? MT @notnek: Whoa! My mom just informed me that Eddyville, my hometown, will have its 3rd …

: RT @JoeStrauss: On a more upbeat note, the Cards haven’t lost this season when leading after …

: #dcrestaurantweek with @lucyfort! (@ 701 Restaurant) t.co/3TPhTej

: I would pay Comcast more per month if they would just provide consistent customer service. (i.e. …

: One of these weekends @lucyfort and I will do something besides go see jazz and eat soul food, but …

: Happy birthday to @MisterCarroll! Here’s to your hippie haircut growing fast and your bike …

: Figured out my data problem! I just put in dummy variables to ‘normalize.’ Worked like a …

: Grrrr…the changes to @1Password in Safari are forcing me to reexplain how to use it to my parents. …

: Harris Teeters now has 12 packs of Sam Adams Octoberfest in stock. In other news, I now have 8 Sam …

: Gotta say I’m enjoying the smooth sounds of the jazz vibraphonist. What about you, @lucyfort? …

: With a Dos Equis and @lucyfort! (@ Jazz in the Garden w/ 45 others) t.co/WA1042c

: Mike Nichols is directing Phillip Seymour Hoffman & Andrew Garfield in Death of a Salesman this …

: Making @Zippicurean’s tomato sauce recipe tonight for dinner and it smells delicious! …

: Wish I was on the houseboat with @alexsuttonn, @maxwadbw and (I’m guessing) @BWCakes and …

: Getting cupcakes with @lucyfort! She doesn’t like it when I give biology lessons to people in …

: DC folks: Lisa Hannigan is playing Oct. 12 at the 9:30 Club. Who’s coming with? // cc @rmpugh …

: Official dc moment @lucyfort #winning t.co/RPIjR7v

: Who knows if @rludwick47 is the real Ryan Ludwick, but check out who he just started following. …

: Nothing better than a Saturday afternoon watching the #Cubs collapse on national TV to the …

: Happy to be a Virgin! Wait…what are we called again?? RT @rmpugh: Welcome to Virginia …

: RT @kyee: Absolutely nuts ; Apple’s liquid $76 Billion in cash is more than the US govt has …

: RT @UKCoachCalipari: John Wall (@jimmywa11), Rajon Rondo (@rajonrondo) & Eric Bledsoe (@ebled24) …

: I just ousted @sexxy_redzz as the mayor of The Carlyle House Condominiums on @foursquare! …

: My cable box lists Breaking Bad as a “Comedy-Drama.” I must have lost my sense of humor …

: Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/IqDQV/

: Waiting on the movers to begin moving into the new place! t.co/iTdlmK1

: I think I’d rather have read National Treasure. RT @ckwadlington: @jwadlington uh, duh, false …

: Old @ckwadlington: what’s that book I read about the Archives? Me: the novelization of …

: Touring the battlefield with @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll! (@ Gettysburg National Military Park) …

: Still recovering from this Southside Slopes Headwich from #Fatheads. Had a nice home-brewed IPA with …

: I just unlocked the “Bender” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/o00w58

: Incredible seats at an incredible park. #PNCPark #stlcards #pirates t.co/7sKZR0g

: Go Cards! #stlcards (@ PNC Park w/ 113 others) 4sq.com/nbGt1l

: Road trip to DC with @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll with stops in Pittsburgh for #stlcards and …

: Doing donuts in the boat. (also known as me sucking at driving) #HellYeahKY t.co/0YkoA5x

: Out on the lake, jumping off the cliffs and getting ready to grill. #HellYeahKY t.co/hmKSSOs

: Here’s @MisterCarroll on the predominant form of transportation in KY. #HellYeahKY …

: Taking care of the chickens #HellYeahKY t.co/0S7uJvs

: Call from my uncle: “Jordon! Bring @awadlington. There’s a skunk in my garage and I need …

: And Red Stripe! RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington Are those pancakes, bacon, and SunChips?

: Greatest supper ever! Thanks, @ckwadlington! t.co/4hT7mTq

: And #backtothefuture3!! RT @Zippicurean: Promise me @jwadlington that together we’ll see …

: RT @jrshoulders Nice. I was going to be your “friend” at trivia tomorrow night but since …

: Come over and help me watch the movers! RT @bengaskins: It really sucks that @jwadlington is leaving …

: A sampling of ladies' reactions to my impending homelessness RT @Beth_Boyd: @jwadlington swoon! RT …

: I don’t mean to turn all the Twitter ladies on, but I’m currently homeless, unemployed …

: I can, indeed! RT @Zippicurean: Last one, I promise. Rosemary bread is done. @jwadlington can attest …

: Ha- who would have ever thought that this would be my Sunday afternoon. #WWC2011 #STLCards …

: My apartment is available! RT @DuoFujin: @jwadlington We played near Baltimore this past season at …

: Any in the NOVA/DC/Baltimore area? RT @DuoFujin: Good news, everyone! New Duo Fujin performances …

: RT @MattSebek: I don’t know much, but I guarantee this is the creepiest thing you’ve …

: Last Emmy tweet: maybe Fringe is too out there for best drama nom (though, it’s top 3 on TV …

: Maybe #Community not being nominated is some meta joke that I’m just not getting. Can someone …

: Wow, Emmys. Do you really think Glee, Big Bang Theory and the Office (at this point) are better than …

: For real, aLoft hotel? You have Showtime, but not HBO? RT @notnek: @jwadlington You need HBO. The …

: That obviously means I’m watching the Weather Channel, which is now subjecting me to ballad …

: The day after the All-Star break sucks for TV sports watching.

: I just unlocked the “Animal House” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/oFvDJ9

: Having Ethiopian for lunch! I have a feeling when I move up here for good, all my tweets will be …

: I did this time and it was awesome! RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington Always choose Thai!

: Trying to decide between the Thai place and the pizza place next to my new apartment! Suggestions?

: Well, it wouldn’t be Comcast if they didn’t get me one last time. Here’s the line …

: At the Rays/Cards game. Go Cards! #stlcards (@ Tropicana Field w/ 85 others) 4sq.com/mGYSH7

: I just unlocked the “Triple Play” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/mkmec9

: Happy birthday to @notnek. Hoping he gets in some quality lake time today and let’s me borrow …

: RT @Zippicurean: Oh my god, @jwadlington, you’re running for something?! I’m totes …

: Ha! Don’t count on it, but appreciate it! RT @barryefields: @jwadlington congrats, Jordon. If …

: KY folks: I’m going try to be up there the 20-25. Anyone who is there, we’ll hit the …

: Booz is an incredible org. that does incredible things. I’ll be in/out of Tally until 7/20. …

: Wanted to let everyone know that last week I accepted a Sr. Consultant position w/ Booz Allen …

: RT @CardsInsider: You guys are awesome! Congrats @rosenbrandon @jwadlington & @MichaelBittner. …

: RT @TheOnion: Kentucky DMV Introduces Game Of Chicken To Driver’s Test onion.com/cEL5Ck …

: Great weekend at the wedding! Glad I got to see @alexsuttonn, @clpancake, @sarahdaryani …

: Early morning round. I’ve spent more time on the golf course than doing wedding activities.

: Got the college poker game back together one last time the night from @awadlington’s wedding. …

: 72 degrees and 11:00 am tee time on a Friday? I’m pretty sure I can handle that.

: RT @jrshoulders: @jwadlington my friend is addressing me and showing concern for my future…

: Here’s @MisterCarroll on being retired: “Everyday is like Saturday…except Sunday. …

: Landed in Nashville on my way to @awadlington and @Lwad11’s wedding! Thinking about stopping …

: Damn you, Game of Thrones! I wanted to avoid reading you, but you’re too damn good!

: Too bug-eyed, but I see the resemblance! RT @kalalindsey: just me or does this weather dude look …

: RT @dgoold: #Cardinals confirm that Pujols has fracture in left wrist, will miss 4 to 6 weeks. …

: Doesn’t begin to describe it. RT @zack_adams: @jwadlington Magical.

: That’s a video on the last tweet, so give it some time to load.

: For everyone’s Monday viewing pleasure, here’s my father, @MisterCarroll herding …

: See ya 2011 season! #stlcards #Pujols

: Happy Father’s Day, @MisterCarroll! I got you a @twitter account for the occasion. …

: We’ve reached that time of year in Florida that meteorologists have officially designated as …

: Remember when I told the Academy how they could do Oscar nominations better? Well, they did it. …

: RT @TheAcademy: BREAKING #OSCARS NEWS: Rule change brings big surprise for Best Picture category - …

: Good luck to @bengaskins on his dissertation defense today. Don’t forget that the best defense …

: Quite handily beat, too, I might add. RT @joshgabe: just beat @jwadlington at words with friends! …

: Holy crap. I just watched the ninth episode of Game of Thrones.

: /David Duchovny. Watch out ladies. RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington It’s your pre-Adam Scott …

: I was just told at a party full of Democrats that I look Kennedyesque. I guess that’s a good …

: Nike Zoom Vomero+ 5! Love ‘em! Best my legs have ever felt after 10Ks Can’t recommend …

: RT @bengaskins: Free beer tasting at the co-op, some blues downtown, and back to watch …

: Avg. time per mile for the 4 runs before new running shoes: 9:12, 9:17, 9:14, 9:05. For the 4 after: …

: RT @ThePoke: Absolutely spectacular advertising placement FAIL in today’s Daily Mirror: …

: I’m coming now! RT @bengaskins: One more reason @jwadlington should move to Charlotte with us …

: Happy to hear I have official permission. RT @blimphead: @jwadlington as a Cuban representative, I …

: Who’s got 50 thumbs and the best record in baseball? #stlcards

: False alarm, everyone. Found a Puerto Rican place with $.99 drafts. Got the Mofongo con masitas de …

: I need someone to reassure me that it’s not a problem if I eat Cuban food every time I come to …

: That’s a fairly daunting task ahead of me today. t.co/IaC8JFd

: Welcome to @twitter, @DuoFujin! By far the greatest saxophones/flute duo in the world. THE WORLD! …

: My family, without any mention of it from me, is playing an impromptu game of p or f.

: Just finished watching this afternoon’s #stlcards game. No better feeling than to have the …

: As if there was ever any doubt who would come out victorious in mini golf: t.co/IgCxZKo t.co/0fznGy7

: Conversation between my mother and I: @ckwadlington: those look hard and heavy Me: that’s what …

: Wadlingtons v. Kennedys instagr.am/p/FQ2OU/

: Testing the new running shoes instagr.am/p/FPCmc/

: Crescent and Palmetto instagr.am/p/FNJk3/

: My dad at his ADHD best instagr.am/p/FMzc8/

: Nothing like a nice, long beach run.

: Glad someone does! RT @kalalindsey: I love the nerdy technology convos between @notnek & …

: Going to be doing 30 hours worth of driving over the next week. Any music or podcast suggestions? …

: RT @UKCoachCalipari: Radio Silence is the sound you hear on twitter from the triumvirate & …

: While I’m on the Mr. Carroll’s hole in one bandwagon, notice he still shot four over for …

: Through back channels (aka @ckwadlington), here’s a copy of the scorecard. I’m a …

: “Proof” via @ckwadlington. Though, I can confirm that, while aceless, I can also raise 1 …

: …and yes, for those following along, #MrCarrollHoleInOneWatch is the official hashtag for …

: From @ckwadlington: “He screamed like a little girl!” #DontDoubtIt #developing …

: Rumor (aka @ckwadlington) has it that my dad, Mr. Carroll, just got a hole in one. Yet to confirm. …

: On the St. Augustine ghost tour. #uhoh

: I’m at St Augustine Beach (a1a beach blvd, F street, St Augustine) 4sq.com/ijQacp

: Heading to St. Augustine for the weekend. Got a house on the beach. Fun times will be had. …

: Not me! RT @notnek: I wonder how many people are actually in @culturedcode’s cloud sync …

: RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington Is “sensical” actually a word? #KentuckyJargon

: Mark the date. Rick Horton is saying sensical (and correct) things. #stlcards

: Just figured out what I’m wearing/bringing to my next #stlcards game. t.co/ghnQF2p

: Alright, #Royals, it’s evident that the #stlcards really want to lose this game. Why …

: I like dogs and I like beer, so as you can imagine Pints for Paws is pretty much the greater …

: RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington is LITERALLY crying from laughing at Parks and Rec.

: I cannot think of any humanly reason that makes Parks and Rec so funny. I’m disappointed every …

: Heckler at the Marlins game: “Bilingual is better than being… single-lingual!” …

: At the Marlins game with @Beth_Boyd and @lionofbabylon t.co/AoyRyOO

: I’ve been to close to a hundred MLB games, but this is my first opportunity to boo the Cubs in …

: Gotta love the Marlins games. We’re parking literally 50 feet from the stadium. t.co/ybSiEm9

: Awesome Versailles Special! (Cubano with sausage) t.co/pb9FiYe

: Heading to Little Havana for some Cuban food!

: Just finished season two of Justified (yeah, I know I’m a little late). It will be a travesty …

: In other news, I’m teaching three courses at Governor’s Hurricane Conference next week. …

: So who’s interested? Lot’s of trips planned soonish (DC in 2 weeks, Myrtle Beach in 4 …

: People complain I don’t give them enough notice to seriously consider going on one of my major …

: I think my next major trip is climbing the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu. I have friends to stay w/ in …

: After the run I just had, you definitely want me to take a shower before tacos. Trust me. RT …

: Alright everyone, #Derby weekend is over. You may resume your generalizations of we Kentuckians as …

: Happy Mother’s Day, @ckwadlington! I’m happy I got to see you for a few hours! …

: At Busch. Cardinals are losing, but i think we’re ok with that. #stlcards t.co/jExd9La

: I’m at Busch Stadium (700 Clark St, St. Louis) w/ 155 others 4sq.com/kGqkxj

: RT @UKCoachCalipari: RT @UKAthleticsNews: Freshman Terrence Jones has decided to return to UK for …

: RT @TerrenceJones1: I’ve been enjoying being a college player & plan on striving to reach …

: …and by the Lou, I mean St. Louis, not Louisville. Though I imagine both places are going to …

: Leaving Kansas City and heading to the Lou this morning for more baseball and general tomfoolery. …

: RT @notnek: @jwadlington you can pay attention now, he just lost it. Heck of a great outing though.

: I know I should pay attention to the MLB game I’m actually physically present for, but Jaime …

: Tailgating with @ (among others) before the game! (@ Kauffman Stadium w/ 5 others) 4sq.com/jVxQ6B

: I just unlocked the “You’re not in Kansas Anymore” badge on @foursquare! …

: I’m at Arthur Bryant’s Barbeque (1727 Brooklyn Ave, 17th and Brooklyn, Kansas City) w/ 2 …

: The plan for today is to eat barbecue at least twice, go to the Boulevard Brewery and then head to …

: You know your fantasy team is in trouble when four of the first five @fangraphs' “What’s …

: Flying to Kansas City for a couple of days before heading onto the STL for @awadlington’s …

: I promise that whatever you’re having for dinner is not as good as what I’m having. …

: RT @Zippicurean: Bangers and mash and red onion marmalade with @jwadlington tonight!

: Probably a good thing I didn’t take Francsico Liriano out of my lineup tonight like I was …

: If my facial hair does not grow faster, my ‘stache will not be ready in time for …

: RT @OsamaInHell: Wait, what?

: Personally, I hope they nuked the bastard.

: Glad I didn’t go to bed early tonight…let’s get this press conference started.

: I like children & I like musicals, but always a relief when you check church bulletin before …

: Should @bengaskins, @Zippicurean and I watch Pot Zombies or Titanic 2? Decisions, decisions.

: Alright, world, you can collectively exhale. You again have the ability to call/text me. …

: home button on iPhone was wonky, so Apple replaced phone while I was in Tampa. New one stopped …

: I’ll be without a phone until tomorrow at the earliest, so if you need to get a hold of me, …

: I had a Bell’s Oberon Ale and Hebrew RIPA. Both awesome. RT @Zippicurean It doesn’t …

: Datz has won the coveted Best-Place-I’ve-Eaten-At-In-A-Long-Time award. #congrats …

: Why don’t we have restaurants with beer lists like this in Tallahassee? #datzdeli t.co/ap2ACyL

: I’m at Datz Deli (2616 South MacDill Ave, Barcelona, Tampa) w/ 5 others 4sq.com/gi1rCt

: RT @TheAVClub: Ron Swanson’s Turkey Burger is no longer just a Parks And Recreation fantasy. …

: On my way to Tampa and stuck in traffic. Looks like a semi rollover. Not pretty.

: Great Easter: church this morning, brunch with some old friends, homemade dinner with some great …

: Great Easter dinner tonight with great people. If only we’d sung ‘Low in the Grave He …

: …and the plan works to perfection. Game is called after six minutes & our starter is …

: Only @TonyLaRussa and the #stlcards would start a reliever and then use their planned starter in …

: The amount of productive hours in my day is being adversely affected by the sheer number of high …

: Someone get this for me, please RT @MattSebek Noodling with a Mike Leake shirt for this …

: Just had @lwad11 ask if 5 or 6 girls could come stay with me the second week of May. In other news, …

: The #stlcards spend the last two weeks playing at 10:10 & their first game back on normal time, …

: I just figured out that Nike+ shows me my splits. Hooray for even more numbers I can obsess about! …

: I splurged and bought the precut celery this week for a dollar more. I really spoil myself.

: Here are my pictures from my trip to California: t.co/QFm33Mf Great trip! Looking to make it again …

: Good & bad when #stlcards play Dodgers: 10:10 start time, but get to listen to Vin Scully call …

: Taking the red eye back tonight AND planning on going into work tomorrow. Don’t act like …

: I just unlocked the “Super Swarm” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/e5iQi1

: I’m at AT&T Park (24 Willie Mays Plaza, at 3rd St, San Francisco) w/ 163 others …

: …and Willie Mays is here! #geekingout

: At the Cards/Giants game! Couldn’t have picked a better day Buster Posey is being presented …

: I’m at Golden Gate Bridge (Golden Gate Bridge, US 101, San Francisco) w/ 13 others [pic]: …

: In front of the Golden Gate Bridge t.co/nXQOWSV

: We’re seriously considering eating In-N-Out for the second time today. #ballers

: There’s a beef jerky station at this wine tasting. #incredible It’s called …

: I’m having the most stereotypical California trip ever: Yosemite, wine country, casinos, …

: Eating breakfast and watching baseball. Can’t figure out if that’s awesome or not. …

: Couple more random pictures from Yosemite! I’ll post a gallery when I get home! t.co/u9CtXCu …

: Bridalveil Falls @ Yosemite instagr.am/p/C9fqg/

: Upper and lower Yosemite falls t.co/Yt6YM30

: Vista for Bridalveil falls in Yosemite. t.co/ysSC4X1

: Happy Birthday to George Michael Wadlington! Wish he was here to celebrate! t.co/2DFxCe0

: Trying to figure out which day to go to Yosemite. Today with 70% chance of snow or tomorrow with 80% …

: The flight to San Francisco has free access to Twitter & Wi-Fi for $9.99. I may buy it to watch …

: Cross-country flight today. Should I look faux-intellectual & read a book or trendy/toolish …

: Thank God for Jaime Garcia. #stlcards

: Not a good day in sports' world. #stlcards #Kentucky

: Florida contingent of #bbn will be there in spirit! RT @alexsuttonn On our way to Houston to watch …

: Keep forgetting that I’ll be in San Francisco next week to see friends & #stlcards. Also a …

: Glad that Mr. Carroll & old @ckwadlington will be down this weekend to watch #Kentucky …