There are some people who can create things that make so much sense that they immediately ring true. And then there are people who can create things that make no sense, but somehow can ring even truer.
Going to have a damn fine cup of coffee in your honor tonight, Mr. Lynch.
Currently reading: The Signal and the Noise by Nate Silver đź“š
post-Christmas trip to Kentucky
Nosferatu: Saw this as a double feature with Babygirl and I feel like Romy and Count Orlock could do each other a lot of favors.
Babygirl: what a performance from Nicole Kidman– she simultaneously shows how much she’s in control while relaying her want to be controlled.
There’s such a tightrope to be walked with telling a story about desire–especially one with these kinds of dynamics– and Reijn walks it perfectly.
What We Do in the Shadows, Season 6: so sad to see this show go. I didn’t find it as laugh-out-loud funny in the latter seasons, but it was still as good as ever. Gonna miss these guys– even you, Gizmo
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Nosferatu: Saw this as a double feature with Babygirl and I feel like Romy and Count Orlock could do each other a lot of favors.
Babygirl: what a performance from Nicole Kidman– she simultaneously shows how much she’s in control while relaying her want to be controlled.
There’s such a tightrope to be walked with telling a story about desire–especially one with these kinds of dynamics– and Reijn walks it perfectly.
Saw this as a double feature with Babygirl and I feel like Romy and Count Orlock could do each other a lot of favors.
What a performance from Nicole Kidman-- she simultaneously shows how much she's in control while relaying her want to be controlled.
There's such a tightrope to be walked with telling a story about desire--especially one with these kinds of dynamics-- and Reijn walks it perfectly.
What We Do in the Shadows, Season 6: so sad to see this show go. I didn’t find it as laugh-out-loud funny in the latter seasons, but it was still as good as ever. Gonna miss these guys– even you, Gizmo
Currently reading: The Signal and the Noise by Nate Silver đź“š
Moana 2: It’s hard not to be a bit disappointed that animation this beautiful and voice acting this good is accompanied by such a bland story.
Agatha All Along, Season 1: It was running out of juice by the end, but it felt so fresh for being a Marvel property. Primarily on the performance of Katherine Hahn, but also because it (mostly) ignored the rest of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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Moana 2: It’s hard not to be a bit disappointed that animation this beautiful and voice acting this good is accompanied by such a bland story.
It's hard not to be a bit disappointed that animation this beautiful and voice acting this good is accompanied by such a bland story.
Agatha All Along, Season 1: It was running out of juice by the end, but it felt so fresh for being a Marvel property. Primarily on the performance of Katherine Hahn, but also because it (mostly) ignored the rest of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Anora: it’s not who you think you are, but who you actually are
At midnight, Nate Silver ran his election model’s simulation 80,000 times. 40,012 times Kamala Harris won. 39,718 times Donald Trump won. 270 times the election ended in a tie.
But this morning I went for a run, hit shuffle on my workout playlist, and it presented a much different picture: Kamala Harris will win this election and it’s not even going to be that close. Here are the ten tracks in the order that they played that pushed her to victory:
A little on the nose, but there’s nothing subtle about these pieces of the glass ceiling we’re walking over.
The ultimate good vibes song: the world of the muppets may be a slightly different one from ours, but only because they choose for it to be that way.
You’ve got everything you need / right in front of you / nothing’s stopping you / nothing that you can’t do / that the world can throw at you
(Some of you may be asking why this was an option on my running playlist to begin with. Everyone else also has it on their running playlist.)
There are only a few people that have lost a presidential election more than once. But if that happened to me, I imagine I’d be a lonely boy.
Rodrigo’s ode to cringe kicks into another gear during that final bridge. Kamala may be brat, but the one thing she hasn’t shied away from is cringe.
Admittedly this seems like it would be a song that indicates Donald Trump is going to win. But remember, there’s not a single line in the song that indicates she actually did take him back. I choose to interpret this as Donald Trump saying “I want you back” and the women of America saying “Nah, we’re good”
When we all finally realize that the melody of The Star-Spangled Banner is from an old English bar tune, I’m pretty confident this will be our new national anthem.
‘Cause the supersoaker red, white, and blue them all away / with a kiss as unclean as the words that you say
No one will accuse Kings of Leon of having lyrics that make sense. But I can think of someone that the supersoaker red, white, and blue him right away!
Roll the windows down, kill the radio / I’d rather hear the wind than hear that song I’m supposed to know / by some fucking bro
Stone cold and what the men of America need to hear.
There are a lot of us that want to get him back, that want to key his car and tell his mom he sucks.
There are an almost equal amount of us that want to get him back, that wanna make him lunch and kiss his face.
Life is weird. People are messy. Ambiguity is often the definition of what it means to be human. But somehow– somehow – we’re all still Americans. There’s one side of today’s election that believes we’re stronger together. There’s another that believes we’re stronger apart.
If you are– like I am– on the side that believes we’re stronger together, that means together. You don’t have to like what everyone is doing and you can and should call them out on it, but leaving people behind is not the answer. That’s what Donald Trump wants to do. Let’s not do it.
(Just a reminder that this is the fourth single from 2023’s GUTS. My God, that album is a masterpiece)
[We’ll] probably never make a sociopolitical record. But if we did, it might sound something like this…
When I heard get him back! come on, I pushed hard for that to be the last song. But I wasn’t quite fast enough. No matter. While get him back! may be the song most indicative of today’s election, the first song off the Avett Brothers 2019 album “Closer Than Together” is the perfect capper to this list.
Equal parts angry and disbelieving in the situation we find ourselves in, this song sounds more like something from The Black Keys than the Avett Brothers. But there’s hope. There’s always hope:
Y’all left me behind, but I can find you / If you don’t wander too far away
Today is our opportunity to not wander too far away. I have faith we’ll stay close.
Currently reading: The Signal and the Noise by Nate Silver đź“š
Trump is a bad guy. But the bottom line is that everyone knows that he’s a bad guy and most people don’t care about it. Is that bananas? Yep! But is it true? Also yep! Any attempt at trying to convince people that Trump is a bad guy is wasted breath. But– good news– he has three weaknesses:
Republicans think of abortion as murdering babies. Ask yourself an honest question: do you think Republicans will “leave it to the states” to decide whether or not murder should be legal? If Donald Trump is elected, Republicans will push and potentially succeed in a nationwide abortion ban.
During his first term, Donald Trump and congressional Republicans tried to take health care away from millions of working families to give tax breaks to the rich. It failed because three Republicans voted with the Democrats. If Donald Trump has a Republican congress, he will try to do this again.
January 6 was a violent day: Donald Trump told supporters to storm the Capitol. Police officers were beaten with American flags. People died. Donald Trump has continually called for more violence. He & many Republicans- including his running mate- have said that he did not lose the 2020 election
If you’d like to help Kamala Harris win, focus on those three things. Put aside that Trump’s a bad guy and the outrage about his immigration policies. Avoid talking about inflation. Pretend like you don’t know who Joe Biden is. This is going to be close. We must be strategic on how we talk about it.
If you–like me– would like to see Kamala Harris win, we should do a better job of focusing on the issues that are good for her!
Slow Horses, Season 4: this is a show firing on every cylinder– the difficulty of grounding this twisty of a plot in its characters is off the charts. Very excited this has already been picked up for two more seasons
Trip: Eastern Shore
Wolfs: This was a totally fine movie.
If we would like for our adult-focused movies to be better than fine, we need to pay multiple American dollars to watch movies that are better than fine.
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If you’re ever feeling down about being an American, please remember that Alexandra Petri is also an American
It has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president
If you’d like to help Kamala Harris win, focus on those three things. Put aside that Trump’s a bad guy and the outrage about his immigration policies. Avoid talking about inflation. Pretend like you don’t know who Joe Biden is. This is going to be close. We must be strategic on how we talk about it.
January 6 was a violent day: Donald Trump told supporters to storm the Capitol. Police officers were beaten with American flags. People died. Donald Trump has continually called for more violence. He & many Republicans- including his running mate- have said that he did not lose the 2020 election
During his first term, Donald Trump and congressional Republicans tried to take health care away from millions of working families to give tax breaks to the rich. It failed because three Republicans voted with the Democrats. If Donald Trump has a Republican congress, he will try to do this again.
Republicans think of abortion as murdering babies. Ask yourself an honest question: do you think Republicans will “leave it to the states” to decide whether or not murder should be legal? If Donald Trump is elected, Republicans will push and potentially succeed in a nationwide abortion ban.
Trump is a bad guy. But the bottom line is that everyone knows that he’s a bad guy and most people don’t care about it. Is that bananas? Yep! But is it true? Also yep! Any attempt at trying to convince people that Trump is a bad guy is wasted breath. But– good news– he has three weaknesses:
Slow Horses, Season 4: this is a show firing on every cylinder– the difficulty of grounding this twisty of a plot in its characters is off the charts. Very excited this has already been picked up for two more seasons
I always take these projections with a grain of salt, but I just bought a “like new” refurb M4 iPad Pro and the magic keyboard case for a thousand dollars less than retail. Seems like there’s a lot of these in the pipeline.
(whether I needed this or not is irrelevant–pay no attention to the man behind the curtain)
iPad Pro Shipment Projections Slashed on Sluggish OLED Panel Demand
This was a totally fine movie.Â
If we would like for our adult-focused movies to be better than fine, we need to pay multiple American dollars to watch movies that are better than fine.